Monday 15-Oct-2007 6:30pm - The "now we know why TheSoreAss never hares" run
Hares: TheSoreAss, and guest starring Full Of Shit
Location: 39th Neighborhood Park, I-15 and Adams Ave.
Directions: Off of I-15, take the Adams Ave exit. Turn right on Adams, and quick left onto 39th street. There is extra parking on 40th as well.
Thomas Guide:
Run fee: $2 plus extra for food and drink
Notes: Run Length is about 4.5 miles. No turkey/eagle split, not yet anyway. One Beer check. As always, bring flashlights.

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Monday 26-Mar-2007 6:30pm - Pictures
Run the Bases with CLH3 Babes Run
Hares: Wax My Ass, Say It Again Bitch, Pincohe, Chokin' in the Boys Room
Location: 4S Ranch Welcome Center, NW corner of Camino del Norte and Dove Canyon Rd. Look for the big green turtle.
Directions: From the I-15 corridor, take Camino del Norte west from I-15 about 2 miles, turn right on Dove Canyon, then make first left. From the I-5 corridor, take Rte 56 to Camino del Sur north (newly opened!) which eventually runs into Camino del Norte, then left on Dove Cyn.
Thomas Guide: 1169 F3
Run fee: $2.00 plus food & drinks at the on-in
Notes: Cum run the bases with the some of the hottest Larrikin babes, SAIB, Pinoche, and Chokin! Our base coaches will teach you how to get to first, second, and third base on your next date. After running the three bases (all beer checks), slide into home at a virgin on-in serving great pizzas, subs, pasta, beer specials and even a $1,000 entree for those with more dollars than sense. A to A prime, trail itself may be great or may suck depending on how much time we have to scout. On-In was at Del Mar Pizza (an upscale dining establishment), Wax reserved the whole place for the Hash - I doubt we'll be invited back!

Monday 19-Mar-2007 6:30pm - Pictures
Mexican Mardi Gras Pre-Lube
Hares: Snoop Pussy Pussy, Reach Around
Location: Old Town Trolley Parking Lot
Directions: At corner of Pacific Hwy and Rosecrans/Taylor St. in Old Town
Thomas Guide: 1268 F5
Run fee: $2 + money for food/drinks at ending
Notes: What better place is there to celebrate March, Mardi Gras, and Margaritas? Del MAR of course! But your hares are not so clever so we're hosting this in Old Town instead. However, you will find $2.25 Margarita specials and most likely a food special as well. Mexican Mardi Gras is just around the corner. This run and ending should put you in the mood to get those rego's out. On-In was Acupulco Restaurant, outside patio. Cheap taco's but expensive beer!

Monday 12-Mar-2007 6:30pm - Pictures
Sunset beach run (hint: bring your camera on trail)
Hares: Grassy Ass, Ass Rammer, mini-skirt wearing Say It Again Bitch
Location: Second parking lot south of 5 & Clairemont, on the bay side
Directions: Exit 5 at Clairemont, go west (toward the sunset), turn left/south, and enter the long rectangular parking lot across the freeway from Milton St
Thomas Guide:
Run fee: $2
Notes: GA: Hey AR, let's do a nice easy run, so people can really celebrate the extra hour at sunset. AR: Bah humbug, lets make them run miles and miles through hilly shiggy. GA: Well, just as long as we're starting on the beach, k? AR: And then they go straight up a hill? GA: No, no... Say it Again Bitch and I are gonna be in our beach attire, and to make this theme work, we have to be nice to these hashers AR: meh... why exactly? GA: Ya know, you're right, they should be grateful we let them run our trail and they should wish we'd have made it longer! AR: Exactly... mwah ha ha... everything is falling into place. There will be a river, a hill, a beercheck, and then more hills! GA: Guess we're gonna be kicking their asses pretty good, even the Turkeys are in for a workout. We should have a Chicken so at least someone finishes. AR: Fine, I will grant you this one request... although it is only because I deign it so that this trail shall be dog friendly.

Monday 05-Mar-2007 6:30pm - Pictures
Quest for the Holy Trail
Hares: Son of a Nun F*ckr and Heaven's Gate
Location: Kearny High School Parking lot, Linda Vista Rd & Mesa College Drive
Directions:
Thomas Guide: 1249 A5
Run fee: $2
Notes: Holy rosary beads, what do these two hares have in store for you? Cum and found out! Nun / Priest split to separate the altar boys from the choir and sacred drink / brownie check by Lock Box (no magic ingredients). SHIGGY? YES there will be Shiggy. It's the last week before the time change so don't forget a light to see your way to the hereafter. Virgin ending!?! Show up to prove us wrong.

Mon 26-Feb-2007 6:30pm - Pictures
Mexican Humping Birthday
Hares: Mexican Humping Bean, Ass Rammer & Grassy Ass
Location: Park & Ride near Friars & Morena (click link)
Directions: exit the 8 at Morena, go North, veer right to Linda Vista, turn right on Napa St, left on Friars, immediate right into Park & Ride
Thomas Guide:
Run fee: $2 + $1.50 for Chickens to take the Trolley
Notes: Recalling the bond that was made when they were named by GA, MHB and AR have decided to co-hare this extremely well put together run. Nothing last-minute about it at all, especially no changing the entire route. There will be a Chicken, Turkey, and Eagle - on the longer end, but you don't want to miss the lovely Little Drummer Whore at the beer-check. Well, at least that's the plan... we'll let you know when we get to scouting.Trail should be dog friendly, and of course bring your flashlight. A to A, drive to On-In. We will run rain or shine, with no pre-lay! On-In was The High Dive, 1801 Morena Blvd.

Mon 19-Feb-2007 6:30pm - Pictures
The Everybody says "ARG" R*n
Hares: Say it Again Bitch! and Fingerbang Orangutan
Location: Corner of 68th Street and Amherst in San Diego or wherever theres parking in that block
Directions: It's just west of the El Cajon Blvd and 70th Street intersection...you can find it.
Thomas Guide:
Run fee: $2 plus extra for food and drink
Notes: Run may be "slightly" shortened due to rain and the fact that both hares are under the weather. It's a run of piratety proportions! Come out in your best run hardy pirate garb and search for booty in the far off jungles of San Diego and La Mesa. It will be a death defying pirate worthy trail full of danger, swashbuckling and of course grog! Run is A to A with a dog friendly on-in. Turkey is dog friendly but NOTE the eagle is only dog friendly if you can lift your dog over your head. ON ON ARRRRRR!! ON IN was the Boulevard on El Cajon Blvd and 70th.

Mon 12-Feb-2007 6:30pm - Pictures
Hares: Gorilla Whorefare - Farewell Hash
Location: Corner of Loren Dr and Murray Dr. AKA Charcoal House
Directions: 8 W to Severin Dr. North then Right on Murray Drive
Thomas Guide:
Run fee: $2 plus extra for food and drink
Notes: This will be pick up style with G.W and SIAB taking off at 6:30. to lay trail LIVE. This will be alot of fun and the on-on is full of drink specials and karaeoke.

Sat 10-Feb-2007 8:30am - Pictures
Hares: Gorilla Whorefare - Paintball "Non-Hash"
Location: Alpine Weekend Warrior Paintball Field
Directions: http://www.paintballfield.com/pb_out.html#map
Thomas Guide:
Run fee: $20-30
Notes: I wasnt going to post this on SDH3 since its more a gathering then a hash but its filling up really fast and alot of people want to go and cant find the website so WHA-LA I will post this. You will be running up and down hills and behind bunkers and we will be drinking so I guess the major elements of a hash are there.

PRICES: Without Equipment- gun, air, field 20$ With Equipment- air, Field 10$ Paintballs (must use their's) Case of 2000 is 60$ so split that up and its 500 balls for 15$

There is no limit to the number of people that can attend, so far we have 30+ for a list of who's cumming click on the link above in the RUN URL section.

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Monday 05-Feb-2007 6:30pm - Pictures
Hares: Haley's Cockit - B-day Hash
Location: Waring and Zion (back lot of Albertsons)
Directions: Hwy 8 east to Waring Road, go north 0.7 miles, turn right (east) onto Zion Ave., park in back lot of Albertsons or on the street.
Thomas Guide:
Run fee: $2
Notes: Cum out and help me celebrate by enjoying some shiggylicious trail with a turkey eagle split and possibly a virgin ON-IN! Drink specials and lots of different food options in the area. I will have a walking route as well as the turkey, so this is great opportunity for first timers that have been wanting to try hashing. Eagle trail is not dog friendly. Not sure about the on-in either. With recent rains, definitely bring extra pair of shoes. ON IN was at Pal Joey's, definitely not a virgin place, but nice dive bar, perfect for the hash!

Monday 29-Jan-2007 6:30pm - Pictures (none posted - have any?)
Hares: Dorkasourass
Location: Pacific Beach
Directions: Corner of Cass and Thomas near PB Library
Thomas Guide:
Run fee: $2
Notes: On-In was The Dog, free pool, all pints for $2.50 (nicely done Dork!). Most made it in before the rain.

Monday 22-Jan-2007 6:30pm - Pictures
Hares: Scratchy - even after running 3 marathons!
Location: Wing St. and Kanyon (just off Midway)
Directions:
Thomas Guide: 1268 D5
Run fee: $2
Notes: A-A walk to on-in trail. Great on-in for an ankle grab'in-ass slap'in good time. On-In was Kristy's MVP on Midway.

Monday 15-Jan-2007 6:30pm - Pictures (none posted - have any?)
Litter Box Loves Anal #25
Hares: Litter Box and Anal Rose
Location: Corner of Sassafras/Union St and India St, Mission Hills
Directions: From the North, take the 5 South, exit at Kettner St towards Sassafras St/ San Diego Airport, Left at Sassafras, Left at India. From South, 5 North to India St. Park where ever you can (and good luck!).
Thomas Guide: 1268 H7
Run fee: $2, Astroglide optional (hey some like it dry)
Notes: Cum celebrate Litter Box's 1/4 century birthday, get some hardcore Anal lovin', and get your very own Money Shot! Parking is very tight, so that Astroglide may come in handy. On-In was Aero Club.

Monday 08-Jan-2007 6:30pm - Pictures
The Dead Guy Run Resurrected
Hares: Dr.Dive, Burnt Tatas, Dick So Soft & the Ghost
Location: North Park Square, 3773 30th St. It's on 30th between North Park Way & Gunn St
Directions: I-8 to I-805 South, exit El Cajon Blvd, right (west) on El Cajon, left on 30th St, follow 30th across University Ave, go one and half blocks, park on street
Thomas Guide: 1269 E5
Run fee: $2 + extra dead presidents for the On-Inn
Notes: Who put the "fun" in funeral? The Larrikins! Cum see the spot where Dive & Tatas found a rotting human corpse while scouting for Larrikins last year! Also visit the site of California's worst air disaster, PSA flight 182, in which 144 lives were lost - body parts, body parts, ooh aah!! Be warned - this trail could become a death march so don't get lost and end up dead f'n last. Remember to bring warm clothes for the On-Inn, we don't want you catching your death of cold. As with last year's run, we'll have some killer chocolate brownies at the start. Dare you partake?

Monday 01-Jan-2007 6:30pm - Pictures (none posted - have any?)
Hares: baby huey, flabio
Location: Mission Gorge Pl @ Mission Gorge Rd
Directions: From I-8, North on Mission Gorge Rd 1/2 mile to Mission Gorge Pl (stoplight), turn right (east), park on the street
Thomas Guide: 1249 H7
Run fee: $2
Notes: Fresh off their anticipated one-two finish at the beermile, Flabio and Baby Huey invite you to the first epic hash of the new year. You should probably bring dry shoes.

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