It's that time of year again, time to drink yourself smart, party all night and take bets on how fast Grassy Ass can pass out! That's right Ladies and Gentlemen, the time for the 2008 Larrikins campout is upon us! But wait, this will be a very special campout this year, as not only are we going to be partying it down 80's style, but we're doing it in Mexico! That's right, you know when you think of the 80's, Mexico is always the FIRST THING that comes to mind, right?

   Cum join us for a weekend of debauchery in Los Palmas, Mexico for bitchin' tunes from a live 80's band, great food prepared by gourmet chef FeeFiFoCum, badass trails through the gnarly Mexican shiggy, ALL THE BEER YOU CAN DRINK, and the chance to vote for new mismanagement!

   ...Oh, did I happen to mention the 80's theme magic tour bus providing safe, wholesome transportation from the San Diego area straight to the campout? I don't want to give too many details on the bus, so instead I'll just show you a few pics from the last bus to Mexico!

   Now word on the street is, some of you racists out there are considering not coming to this fine festival of the flesh because... "Waaa, there's a 1/2 Marathon that weekend and I want to have a REAL R*N! WAAAAAA!"

   Well fear not you swift moving FRBs, we have accommodated for your racist habits. Snoop Pussy Pussy will be haring the Ultra Eagle on Saturday the 16th, a monstrous run which will put your wimpy 1/2 Marathon to shame! Strap on your expensive running shoes, slap on your Batman-like runner utility belt with the attachments for your iPod, your 4 water bottles, your cell phone, your wallet and tissues in case you need to make "trail poopies" and tackle this beast of a trail! You may not get a medal at the end, but you will be rewarded with... Wait for it.... BEER!

   Sounds great huh? Okay, so now that I have your attention, time to tell you the important stuff.

• You are absolutely, 100% required to have either a passport or a birth certificate to attend!!!
• You will need camping gear, tent, sleeping bag, etc. Food and drink will be provided.
• Bring your retro-80's gear! This isn't a requirement, but it should be!
• Bus seating is limited, so sign up soon or you're going to have to either drive or hitch a ride.
• You are absolutely, 100% required to have either a passport or a birth certificate to attend!!! We can't stress this enough.

   Now some naysayers out there may be passing some rumors around about how unsafe Mexico is, how the hash will be kidnapped and used for forced prostitution, and how Gorilla Whorefaire is planning on hiring 14 year old boys for his personal entertainment.

   Well I'll tell you right now, only part of this statement is true! The campout is being hosted in a secure, locked down resort with gates and guards. Larrikins hosted their 2006 campout here and had ZERO problems or issues. Also, the area the resort is in is stable and is not having any problems with riots, militias, etc. (Ask Snoop, he has a house down there in the same area)

Time for some Q&A.

Q: This all sounds great! How do I sign up?

A: Click here for the official registration form.

Q: Well then, who is cumming to this awesome shindig?

A: Click here to see who is cumming.

Q: How do I get a passport?

A: Click here for the official US Passport Information page.

Q: What happened to those great tittie pics which were all over the page?

A: Apparently some people weren't too happy about having beautiful breasts greet them on the info page.
    Those sexy mammaries are still here, you just have to find them!

Q: So, where exactly is this place and how do I get to it?

A: The area is called Las Solinas, about 10 minutes south of Rosarito. Click here for directions

Q: What details do we have on the bus so far?

A: The bus has capacity for 50 people and is full. We plan to board the buss at 5:00 so we can leave the San Diego Area at 5:30 PM on Friday the 15th from the Old Town Trolley Station. It will be leaving the campground at 2:00PM on Sunday for the return trip.

Q: I don't have a passport or a birth certificate. In fact, I may actually be an illegal alien! Can I still go?

A: NO! We will be doing a 100% Identification (passport/birth certificate + driver's license) check at the bus. If you don't have the documents, then you are not cumming! If you drive down there without your passport or birth certificate... Well, lets just hope the border agents are using lube the day you head back up to try to cross...

ON ON TO THE 2008 LARRIKINS CAMPOUT!