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Frequently Asked Questions
 Larrikins 2019 Campout

September 13 - 15
America





Q: Where is the campout?
     A: Los Coyotes Indian Reservation.

Q: When is the campout?
    A: It takes place Friday, September 13 to Sunday, September 15. Organizers will start setting up on Friday afternoon, but things will really start at about 6:45 when the bus arrives. If you are driving, arriving earlier will be recommended. The bus passengers barely have enough time to setup their tent before the hash run at 7:00. On Sunday at around 2:30, things will grind to a halt as the bus leaves and the organizers clean up.

Q: How do I get to the campout?
    A: BY BUS! MM is providing transportation to and from the campout. We understand that a lot of you have jobs BUT we have LIMITED parking at the site. Bus will leave @ 4:45 (No joke!) from Old Town Trolley Station.Seriously, bus will on the road at 4:45, get there early enough to get your stuff on it and find a seat. We have to fight traffic east and want to get up there with enough time/light
for everyone to set up their tent. So don’t be late! This also allows you to start your prelube early while we head out there as well as sober up a little extra on the way back. Assume we have enough room for all your shit - sleeping bags, tents, campchairs. If you are bringing special equipment for the campout (like tables) talk to mismanagement about dropping it off at Baby Huey’s prior to the campout for transport to the site.

Q: Where do I get the bus, where do I park?
    A: The Old Town Trolley Station is on Pacific Highway, just South of Taylor street.(We’ve met there many times before.) The bus will be inside the parking lot, near the tracks. However, we’re told that your not allowed to park in this lot for more than 24 hours. Having said that, this policy has been true for the last several years as far as we know, but nobody has ever gotten a ticket. So we’re leaving it up to you. You can park in the lot where the bus is, or you can park on Pacific Highway, probably North of Taylor Street. If you do this, first find the bus, drop off your crap, park, then walk back.

Q: What if I can’t make the bus?
    A: You must contact Larrikin mismanagement with your plans to drive, and you must get on the carpool list. The carpool list is a list of 21 vehicles that will be allowed to park at the campsite. Please try to ride with somebody already on the list, or offer somebody else to ride with you. Review the list below to make sure your on the right one.

Q: What will be available to drink?
    A: Many kegs of beer (dark & light), wine, champagne and OJ for mimosas, bloody mary mix and basic liquors (vodka, rum, tequila, etc) & mixers. There will be water and nonalcoholic drinks (sodas). However, if there’s something specific you want because you’re picky – bring it.

Bus and Carpool List


For you drivers, here are the directions:

Q: I like to worry about doomsday scenarios. What if I can’t make either the bus list or the carpool list?
    A: Don’t worry, there is other parking in the area, it’s just that you will be a good 30 minute walk away from our camp, AND you will have to purchase a parking pass from the reservation. Let’s deal with this if/when this arises.

Q: Can I just show up at the campout without registering?
    A: Short answer: yes. Longer answer: we frown upon it, but we would rather you come than not come. Even longer answer: we may not have parking for you, we have a high same day rego fee of $109, you will be putting a strain on our food/beer supply. Still, come.

Q: Can I bring a dog?
    A: Yes. The first issue is no dogs on the bus. We are not going to allow people fraudulently calling their dogs (no matter how awesome) service dogs when we know they aren't. Don't make it awkward. However, there are several people driving on the carpool list who may be able to transport your dog for you. Try to do this rather than miss the fun on the bus. Once there, reservation laws requires dogs to be on a leash.

Q: What do I have to bring?
    A: These things are mandatory:
    ● Your Larrakins Onsie
    ● tent
    ● sleeping bag
    ● A mug or other drinking vessel
    ● sunscreen
    ● flashlight/headlamp
    ● warm clothes for nighttime
    ● running clothes for three hashes and whatever you want to wear in between
    ● a good attitude - no assholes will be tolerated!

Q: What else should I bring?
   A: These things are recommended:
    ● camp chair
    ● Camelback or something to carry water in on the run
    ● swim suit (things might get wet)
    ● bug spray
    ● Tecnu (poison oak isn’t suppose to grow at this elevation but if you want to be extra safe/
paranoid)
    ● Astroglide, condoms
    ● butt plugs.

Q: What should I not bring?
    A: These things should be left at home:
    ● anything you won't take home with you
    ● fireworks
    ● firearms, etc.

Q: What will the weather be like?
    A: Most likely, fucking hot during the day, and ball chilling cold at night. Really, don’t underestimate how cold it can get at night, make sure you have a jacket and sleeping bag for 50 degree nights.

Q: What is the bathroom situation?
    A: We will have porta john's on site. There are some fascilities there but no gaurantee on the shape they will be in.

Q: What about water and showers?
    A: We will also have jugs of drinking water. There ar enot showers. Bring Baby wipes!

Q: Is there electricity available?
    A: No electrical hookups. MM will have a generator but this is NOT for individual use. If it isn’t battery operated, it probably shouldn’t be at campout (unless it’s a harriettes personal pleasure device, and in that case, hide it so she might put out).

Q: How will we soak up all of the alcohol we will be drinking?
    A: Friday dinner. 3 meals Saturday. Sunday breakfast and lunch. We have for options for a few vegetarians. Snacks available in between meals.

Q: What will we be doing besides drinking, running, hashing?
    A: Lots of fun, fucktastic stuff: See schedule below.

Q: So what is the schedule?
    A: Here is the general schedule of events:

FRIDAY, 13th  Haloween Themed

4:00   Old Town Trolley station

4:45   Bus Departing (2hrs with traffic)

6:15   Registration Begins

6:45   Bus arrives

8:00   Dinner & Down Downs

9:30   Spooky Tent to tent Crawl/Shot Contest

10:30 Drinking, dancing, free time

12:00 Naked Run


SATURDAY, 14th 'Merica Themed

7:00   Breakfast Fairy Drinks

8:00   Breakfast

9:30   Kilted yoga

10:30 America's trail

12:30 Lunch & down downs

2:00   Larrilympics

4:00   Erections

7:00   Dinner

8:00   Drinking, dancing, free time


SUNDAY, 15th

7:00   Breakfast Fairy Drinks

8:00   Breakfast

9:30   Pajama Trail

11:30 Lunch

12:30 Circle with new mismanagement/Namings

2:00   Clean up

2:30   Bus leaves



Q: Are there any other rules that I should be aware of?
    A: Yes, for everyone's fun and safety, please follow these few rules:
     ● Quiet Hours – the primary reason we chose Los Coyotes, no quiet hours. Estimated chance of noise complaints - 0%. But be courteous to your fellow hashers trying to sleep. Does that mean we are so isolated that there’s nobody to hear me scream when crazy axe murderer shows up or if a drunk Drilldo Fagginz tries to cuddle naked? Well...sort of, but the campsite is really close to a road, close to stores, etc. Don’t worry, civilization is a
short drive away.
     ● From Snoop Pussy Pussy, no exposed genitals in the food lines. (This means you Rub!) People are trying to eat, and god forbid you get your sweaty balls in our guacamole dip.
     ● No fires or fireworks. There will be a fire at hash central. Don’t build your own.
     ● To re-iterate, while many of you will be building your campout sex palaces to make for the ultimate fucktastic weekend, don't leave your crap.
     ● No shitting in the outside the porta johns! This should go without saying, but as some of you know we had a violator of this rule. Please don't do it.
     ● You are expected to sign the waiver when you arrive, if you haven’t already. In general, don't be an asshole, don't rape, don't steal, don't start fires, don't damage the campgrounds, don't pass out face down in your own feces, and don't be creepy.
     ● Have fun!!