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Asked Questions Larrikins 2019 Campout
September 13 - 15 America
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Q: Where is the campout? A: Los Coyotes Indian Reservation.
Q: When is
the campout? A: It takes
place Friday, September 13 to Sunday, September 15. Organizers will start
setting up on Friday afternoon, but things will really start at about 6:45
when the bus arrives. If you are driving, arriving earlier will be
recommended. The bus passengers barely have enough time to
setup their tent before the hash run at 7:00. On Sunday at around 2:30,
things will grind to a halt as the bus leaves and the organizers clean up.
Q: How do I get to the campout? A: BY BUS! MM is providing transportation
to and from the campout. We understand that a lot of you have jobs BUT we have
LIMITED parking at the site. Bus will leave @ 4:45 (No joke!) from Old Town
Trolley Station.Seriously, bus will on the road at 4:45, get there early
enough to get your stuff on it and find a seat.
We have to fight traffic east and want to get up there with enough time/light for everyone to set up their tent. So don’t be late! This also allows you to
start your prelube early while we head out there as well as sober up a little
extra on the way back. Assume we have enough room for all your shit -
sleeping bags, tents, campchairs. If you are bringing special equipment for
the campout (like tables) talk to mismanagement about dropping it off at Baby
Huey’s prior to the campout for transport to the site.
Q: Where do I get
the bus, where do I park? A: The Old Town Trolley Station is on Pacific
Highway, just South of Taylor street.(We’ve met there many times before.) The bus
will be inside the parking lot, near the tracks. However, we’re told that
your not allowed to park in this lot for more than 24 hours. Having said
that, this policy has been true for the last several years as far as we know,
but nobody has ever gotten a ticket. So we’re leaving it up to you. You can park
in the lot where the bus is, or you can park on Pacific Highway, probably
North of Taylor Street. If you do this, first find the bus, drop off your
crap, park, then walk back.
Q: What if I can’t make the bus? A: You
must contact Larrikin mismanagement with your plans to drive, and you must get on
the carpool list. The carpool list is a list of 21 vehicles that will be allowed
to park at the campsite. Please try to ride with somebody already on the
list, or offer somebody else to ride with you. Review the list below to make
sure your on the right one.
Q: What will be available to drink? A: Many kegs of beer (dark & light), wine, champagne and OJ for mimosas, bloody
mary mix and basic liquors (vodka,
rum, tequila, etc) & mixers. There will be water and nonalcoholic drinks
(sodas). However, if there’s something specific you want because you’re picky
– bring it.
Bus and Carpool List
For you drivers,
here are the directions:
Q: I like to worry about doomsday scenarios.
What if I can’t make either the bus list or the carpool list? A: Don’t worry, there is other parking in the area, it’s just that you will be a
good 30 minute walk away from our camp, AND you will have to purchase a
parking pass from the reservation. Let’s deal with this if/when this arises.
Q:
Can I just show up at the campout without registering? A: Short answer: yes.
Longer answer: we frown upon it, but we would rather you come than not come.
Even longer answer: we may not have parking for you, we have a high same day
rego fee of $109, you will be putting a strain on our food/beer supply. Still,
come.
Q: Can I bring a dog? A: Yes. The first issue is no dogs on
the bus. We are not going to allow people fraudulently calling their dogs (no
matter how awesome) service dogs when we know they aren't. Don't make it awkward.
However, there are several people driving on the carpool list who may be able to
transport your dog for you. Try to do this rather than miss the fun on the
bus. Once there, reservation laws requires dogs to be on a leash.
Q: What do I have to bring? A: These things are mandatory: ● Your Larrakins Onsie ● tent ● sleeping bag ● A mug or other drinking vessel ● sunscreen ● flashlight/headlamp ● warm clothes for nighttime ● running clothes for three hashes and whatever you want to wear in between ● a good attitude - no assholes will be tolerated!
Q: What else should I bring? A: These things are recommended: ● camp chair ● Camelback or something to carry water in on the run ● swim suit (things might get wet) ● bug spray ● Tecnu (poison oak isn’t suppose to grow at this elevation but if you want to be extra safe/ paranoid) ● Astroglide, condoms ● butt plugs.
Q: What should I not bring?
A: These things should be left at home: ● anything you won't take home with you ● fireworks ● firearms, etc.
Q: What will the weather be like? A: Most
likely, fucking hot during the day, and ball chilling cold at night. Really,
don’t underestimate how cold it can get at night, make sure you have a jacket
and sleeping bag for 50 degree nights.
Q: What is the bathroom situation?
A: We will have porta john's on site. There are some fascilities there but no
gaurantee on the shape they will be in.
Q: What about water
and showers? A: We will also have jugs of drinking water.
There ar enot showers. Bring Baby wipes!
Q: Is there electricity available? A: No electrical hookups. MM will have a
generator but this is NOT for individual use. If it isn’t battery operated,
it probably shouldn’t be at campout (unless it’s a harriettes personal
pleasure device, and in that case, hide it so she might put out).
Q: How will
we soak up all of the alcohol we will be drinking? A: Friday dinner. 3 meals
Saturday. Sunday breakfast and lunch. We have for options for a few
vegetarians. Snacks available in between meals.
Q: What will we be doing
besides drinking, running, hashing? A: Lots of fun, fucktastic stuff: See
schedule below.
Q: So what is the schedule? A: Here is the general
schedule of events:
FRIDAY, 13th Haloween Themed
4:00 Old Town Trolley station
4:45 Bus Departing (2hrs with traffic)
6:15 Registration Begins
6:45 Bus arrives
8:00 Dinner & Down Downs
9:30 Spooky Tent to tent Crawl/Shot Contest
10:30 Drinking, dancing, free time
12:00 Naked Run
SATURDAY, 14th 'Merica Themed
7:00 Breakfast Fairy Drinks
8:00 Breakfast
9:30 Kilted yoga
10:30 America's trail
12:30 Lunch & down downs
2:00 Larrilympics
4:00 Erections
7:00 Dinner
8:00 Drinking, dancing, free time
SUNDAY, 15th
7:00 Breakfast Fairy Drinks
8:00 Breakfast
9:30 Pajama Trail
11:30 Lunch
12:30 Circle with new mismanagement/Namings
2:00 Clean up
2:30 Bus leaves
Q: Are there any other rules
that I should be aware of?
A: Yes, for everyone's fun and safety, please follow these few rules: ● Quiet
Hours – the primary reason we chose Los Coyotes, no quiet hours. Estimated
chance of noise complaints - 0%. But be courteous to your fellow hashers trying
to sleep. Does that mean we are so isolated that there’s nobody to hear me
scream when crazy axe murderer shows up or if a drunk Drilldo Fagginz tries
to cuddle naked? Well...sort of, but the campsite is really close to a road,
close to stores, etc. Don’t worry, civilization is a short drive away. ●
From Snoop Pussy Pussy, no exposed genitals in the food lines. (This means you
Rub!) People are trying to eat, and god forbid you get your sweaty balls in
our guacamole dip. ● No fires or fireworks. There will be a fire at hash
central. Don’t build your own. ● To re-iterate, while many of you will be
building your campout sex palaces to make for the ultimate fucktastic
weekend, don't leave your crap. ● No shitting in the
outside the porta johns! This should go
without saying, but as some of you know we had a violator of this rule.
Please don't do it. ● You are expected to sign the waiver when you arrive, if
you haven’t already. In general, don't be an asshole, don't rape, don't
steal, don't start fires, don't damage the campgrounds, don't pass out face
down in your own feces, and don't be creepy. ● Have fun!!
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