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CLH3 Campout 2019
Who's Cumming in 2019
Directions to the Campout
September 13 - 15
VIVA LA USA!!!|
That's right motherfuckers, we're bringing you back to the greatest country on
earth, the good ol' UNITED STATES!!! But don't worry, we plan to wean you off
that Mexico goodness slowly by providing the finest of imported beers and
authentic tacos. The best GMs of 2019 bring us to a private campground, on the
Los Coyotes Indian Reservation, that we will have all to ourselves. So don't
worry, your public displays of...Patriotism can be as loud and proud as you want
No campout would be complete without PARTY BUSES!! That's right, the
debaucherous delivery vans will take you from America and bring you to America!
They will depart old town trolley at 4:45 to bring you up north.
For those that do not like fun, there will be plenty of
parking. There is no street parking! You will have an entire lot attached to our
campground to display your shame.
Plan to go back to old school camping
so be prepared to pitch a tent and get downright dirty (puns intended).
Bathrooms will be provided, but they will be porta-johns. Bring baby wipes for
that tactical shower.
Denim, cowboy attire, and American flag anything is
highly encouraged!! (Post-4th of July sale anyone??) Americaaa, Fuck Yea!!!
- There will be MUSIC
- There will be GAMES
- There will be HASHING
will be A TENT TO TENT
Friday: Halloween themed run followed by a Tent crawl and drink
competition, ending with a Midnight naked run.
Saturday: start the day
with drinks and kilted Yoga, followed by the most America themed trail,
Erections and more partying!
Sunday: End your stay with a Hangover Run
and buses departing at 2:30pm
Bring your "A" game to the Tent to Tent.
Come up with a concoction that will surely please and attempt to win!
It all promises to feature amazing views of
the Land of the Free and Home of the Brave. So forget the passports, but don't
forget your livers because we're bringing you the best campout you may or may
not remember. USA! USA! USA!
Payment is accepted via Cash App
($CLH3Cash) and Paypal (firstname.lastname@example.org) and prices are as follows:
- July 1
July 2 - Aug 1
Aug 2 - Sept 11
When you send payment please add HashName + Campout (+bus)
so we know
who the hell you are!
Regos are capped at 120 individuals so get your
spot ASAP lest you miss out on the most American thing since America!!