Monday, February 17, 2020 6:30pm
Dead Prez Hash Muthafuckas!
Hare(s): Don Julio, Deep Space 69, Rush Hour, & Juggles
Address: Tower Bar
4757 University Ave, San Diego, CA 92105
Directions: What do I look like? A Thomas Bros guide?
I'll give you a coordinate.
Run Fee: $4
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Trail Only
If you want the ultimate, you've got to be willing to pay the price. Are you ready to jump out of a perfectly good airplane? (Keanu did, you pussies). These hares are ready to go basic dog psychology on you, scare you and get you peeing down your leg until you submit.
Do you want to be a meat waffle? Didn't think so. So fuck the stakes, Bodhi, and be a radical son of a bitch! Join Nixon, Carter, Reagan, and whoever that fuckin' guy is on the right (it's LBJ you ignoramus half-minds) for the Dead Prez hash! Carter is still alive, but you know, barely.
See you in the next life, Johnny Utah! (insert shaka)!!!
If you don't get any of these fabulous references, you should have been born earlier. Watch Point Break before Monday.
And yes, Tower Bar is more punk rock than you