San Diego Area Runstarts
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- Volleyball Hash Thursday 02-Sep-2010 4:30pm
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Oops.....thanks Throws Up Stays Up!
Hares: Throws Up Stays Up
Location: Fanuel Park
Directions: West on Grand off the 5. Left on Fanuel. Drive to the bay & park. VB will be down the boardwalk west of the bathrooms.
Thomas Guide:
Run fee: 0
Notes: Of course there is Volleyball tomorrow!!
If you don't know by now please check out this link, tinyurl.com/vbhhh
- San Diego Hash Friday 03-Sep-2010 6:30pm
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Mr Toads Wild Ride
Hares: Shoeless Ho, Flabio, Mr. Toad
Location: Sorrento Mesa, 5900 Pacific Mesa Ct
Directions: Keep hands and feet inside the Car. From I-805, Take Mira Mesa Blvd East, At Pacific Hieghts Blvd go North. Take 1st Right on Pacific Mesa Blvd, Stop at Pacific Mesa Ct.
Thomas Guide: 1208 F5
Run fee: $8.00
Notes: Careful how much you drink at Winky's Pub, or you may end up in hell.
- North County Hash Saturday 04-Sep-2010 10:00am
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Hares: Heaven's Gate & Irish Cream
Location: Intersection of Carmel Creek Rd & Tang Dr, Carmel Valley. 11900 Carmel Creek Road, San Diego, CA 92130
Directions: I-5 to Hwy 56, south on Carmel Creek. From I-5 south take Carmel Valley Rd exit and go east to Carmel Creek Rd. From I-15 to Hwy 56 west almost it I-5 but head south on Carmel Creek Rd before that.
Thomas Guide: 1208 B1
Run fee: $6
Notes: Turkey & multiple eagle trails.
- San Diego Hash Sunday 05-Sep-2010 9:30am
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Hares: Rabbit Hole
Location: La Mesa
Directions:
Thomas Guide:
Run fee: $8, if somebody helps with food
Notes: You can email brfleming01@yahoo.com if you would like to help.
- San Diego Hash Sunday 05-Sep-2010 9:30am
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Mmmm...mimosa Run
Hares: Rabbit Hole
Location: La Mesa
Directions: (check back friday for exact start)
Thomas Guide:
Run fee: $8
Notes: Since Rabbit doesn't know how to start her Sunday morning without a mimosa, she decided to step up and help out by pulling a trial out of her hole...i mean hat.
Enjoy a last minute trial with good intentions, some shiggy, Turkey and Eagle Trials.
So wake up bright and earlyish dearest wankers and cum wake up Rabbit Hole style (W/e that means :P )
(Don't worry you'll have plenty of time to get to humpin)
- Humpin Hash Sunday 05-Sep-2010 2:00pm
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Dr. Z's trail of DOOM!
Hares: mystery hare
Location: Twin trails park
Directions: 56 to Black Mnt rd; head north; left on twin trails dr; park is on the left
Thomas Guide:
Run fee: $6
Notes: Be afraid, be very afraid!
- Volleyball Hash Thursday 09-Sep-2010 4:30pm
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Hares: you are
Location: Fanuel Park
Directions: West on Grand off the 5. Left on Fanuel. Drive to the bay & park. VB will be down the boardwalk west of the bathrooms.
Thomas Guide:
Run fee: 0
Notes: tinyurl.com/vbhhh
- Humpin Hash Sunday 12-Sep-2010 2:00pm
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Humpin' Returns To Vista
Hares: My Wife Won't Let Me, Daddy Doesn't Know and Stunt Cock
Location: The Hills of Vista
Directions: From SR-78, exit Twin Oaks Valley Road. Drive North for approximately 3 miles. Turn Left at Buena Creek. Drive approximately 1.5 miles. Turn right on Hollyberry. Continue North on Salem. Turn RIGHT when Salem ends onto Emma Road. Follow road around corner to open entrance gates. Turn left at Vista Point Circle. LFH at last house on right side at hilltop. Park on wood chips or on one side of road only.
Thomas Guide: 1088 G7
Run fee: $6
Notes: Cum join MWWLM, DDK and SC as the Greatest Fu*king Hash in the Universe returns to the Hills of Vista for the second time in three months for a short, flat Humpin’ trail. There will be more than one drink check, which may even feature Jello Shots and HS&GN. Hot dogs, burgers and assorted snacks will be served at the On~In. Pack a swim suit and towel since it may be slightly warm. The pool will be available to cool off on a first-cum, first-served basis (Hot Harriettes need not worry as they will receive front-of-line pool privileges throughout the festivities).
Trail will be A2A and is 69 percent dog friendly.
If you didn’t make it to MWWLM and DDK's virgin hare trail in June, ask a hasher who did. They’ll tell you how much fun that Humpin’ Run was.
- Volleyball Hash Thursday 16-Sep-2010 4:30pm
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Hares: you are
Location: Fanuel Park
Directions: West on Grand off the 5. Left on Fanuel. Drive to the bay & park. VB will be down the boardwalk west of the bathrooms.
Thomas Guide:
Run fee: 0
Notes: tinyurl.com/vbhhh
- Humpin Hash Saturday 18-Sep-2010 8:00am
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Hash a Thon
Hares: Wax my Ass, 2 Fisted Hose Master, C Fuck Run, and Bridge Over the River Twat
Location: Park n Ride off Via Rancho Parkway, Escondido
Directions: Exit I-15 at Via Rancho Parkway and head west. Turn right on Del Lago (if you exit the freeway heading from I-15S, then go straight). Park n Ride will be on your right side.
Thomas Guide:
Run fee: TBD, still under debate by mismanagement
Notes: It is that time of year to celebrate the anniversary of the Humpin Hash. How by running not 1, not 2, but 4 humpin trails in one day. Are you Hasher enough?
Trails will be hared by some of the most seasoned hashers
Trail 1: Wax, hares away at 8:30AM Trail 2: 2 Fisted, hares away at 11AM followed by lunch Trail 3: CFR, hares away 2PM Trail 4: BORT, hares away at 5PM followed by dinner.
The trails this year will be approx 4-5 miles each of awesome humpin shiggy. So pack EXTRA SOCKS, a change of shorts and shoes, Vit I, and maybe some floaties.
- San Diego Hash Sunday 19-Sep-2010 9:30am
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River Park Run
Hares: Fluff Boy, Rim Job, Whorela Hoop & Rabbit Hole
Location: 3250 Camino Del Rio North
Directions:
Thomas Guide: 1269 E2
Run fee: $8.00
Notes: Note: Do not park in the General Dynamic parking lot! Park in the lot next to General Dynamics.
San Diego River park organization is working to build a Park trail along the San Diego river from East County to the ocean. Come out this Sunday Morning and see the beginning of this new park in Mission Valley.
The San Diego Hash is contributing to the park by having two trees planted at the park this morning in remembrance of our hashers which left us last year, Wouldn’t Eye and Shigmata. The tree planting will take place at 8am followed by the hash run starting at 9:30am
More details to come
- Larrikin Hash Monday 20-Sep-2010 6:30pm
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Hashing the 92010 on 9-20-10
Hares: Captain Jerk and Some of Your Other Favorite People
Location: Calavera Park, Carlsbad, 92010
Directions: Take 5N to Tamarack and go right. Continute about 3 miles. Right on Edinburghhh, left on Glasgow, and look for park entrance and parking on the left.
Thomas Guide:
Run fee: $2? $3? Something like that.
Notes: Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls, and Hashers and Harriettes of All Ages, welcum to the newest zipcode in Carlsbad, 92010. While perhaps not as glamorous as 90210, there still plenty of enhanced boobage in this neighborhood, and at least 92010 falls on a Monday. Be ready for some shigallicious action, followed by Pizza Port and karaoke two zip codes away. On~On!
- InterGalactic Hash Tuesday 21-Sep-2010 6:30pm
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92110
Hares: Village Tool
Location: zip code 92110
Directions:
Thomas Guide:
Run fee: probably $2
Notes: Run through the part of San Diego that has the zip code 92110 on 9-21-10.
- Volleyball Hash Thursday 23-Sep-2010 4:30pm
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Hares: you are
Location: Fanuel Park
Directions: West on Grand off the 5. Left on Fanuel. Drive to the bay & park. VB will be down the boardwalk west of the bathrooms.
Thomas Guide:
Run fee: 0
Notes: tinyurl.com/vbhhh
- Volleyball Hash Saturday 25-Sep-2010 12:00pm
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End Of Year Volleyball Hash
Hares: Slow Poke, UPW, Cuntal Floss & Bottom F**k
Location: 2765 Ocean Front Walk, 92109
Directions: Park across from the roller coaster. Mission Beach
Thomas Guide:
Run fee: $10
Notes: It's that time of year again. The days are getting shorter and and the management are getting tired. Come celebrate a great Volleyball season and help break in the new crew.
Your money will get you food and beer.....possibly more.
More details to be announced.
- Half-Assed Hash Saturday 25-Sep-2010 2:00pm
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Revenge of the Nerds Hash
Hares: Whorelahoop, Deep Chocolate, & Mystery Hare
Location: Vista
Directions:
Thomas Guide:
Run fee: $5
Notes: About this time of year many half drunk, half minded college kids are heading back to school. Your hares will lead you on a Revenge of the Nerds Hash! Cum dressed in your favorite school attire (school girl, nerd, professor, jockstrap, lamda lamda lamda, etc) to enjoy a 3 mile Half Assed trail complete with nerdy drink checks!
*More details, like start location & directions, will follow later.
- San Diego Hash Saturday 25-Sep-2010 5:00pm
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Sky Show Hash
Hares: Sheep Sex, Chicken Poop, Fluff Boy
Location: (TBD) somewhere near the Q
Directions:
Thomas Guide: 1249 F7
Run fee: TBD
Notes: Return of the Sky Show Hash!
What is the Sky Show Hash - Hash, FootBall, Fireworks! What could be better
We have not yet decided if we are buying a group of tickets for the game, You may have to buy a ticket to the game on your own (or stay in the parking lot and drink hash beer and watch the fireworks) If you are interested in seeing the game in the group section email fluff@sdh3.com
- North County Hash Saturday 02-Oct-2010 10:00am
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Oktoberfest Run
Hares: Swiss Piss / Dead Dog Walking
Location: Scripps Ranch
Directions: #15 to Pomerado Road to Vista Elevada
Thomas Guide: 1210 C2
Run fee: $6
Notes: Come and join us for Oktoberfest, German food, German beer and a dog piss of a run. Eagle trail is 99% off road, turkey trail is 60%
The best place to park would be on Cypress Canyon Park Drive. Please bring chairs, the run is an A to B
- San Diego Hash Sunday 03-Oct-2010 9:30am
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Anniversary Hash
Hares: La Bufadora & Mojo
Location: probably Solana Beach
Directions:
Thomas Guide:
Run fee: $8
Notes: I am celebrating 20 years of hashing and 12 years of Mojo. more info later.
- Iron Rule Hash Friday 08-Oct-2010 6:30pm
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Run #524
Hares: Swiss Piss and Good Tail
Location: Road Runner Park, Tierrasanta
Directions: I-15 exit Tierrasanta Blvd, go east to La Cuenta Drive, turn right then Road Runner Park is on the right side.
Thomas Guide: 1249 H3
Run fee: $7.00
Notes: Come out for a fun run in the park......A to A.
- Half-Assed Hash Saturday 09-Oct-2010 9:30am
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Half-Assed OB Oktoberfest Brat Trat
Hares: Anal Rose, Lacy Bitch Britches, some others probably
Location: OB Pier parking lot at the end of Newport Ave.
Directions: I don't know, look it up. I'll just get you lost!!
Thomas Guide:
Run fee: $20
Notes: It's back, and it's bigger and badder than ever! This whole festival is now HASH FRIENDLY and begging for you to show everyone how to have a good time! For your hard-earned clams, you get a really Half-Assed trail, a t-shirt (the FIRST HAH3 SHIRT IN YEARS!!), 6 tastes at the micro-brew festival, a Hash booth complete with know-it-all hashers selling their haberdashery and the H3 to mortals, a chance to toss yer sausage and win $10K, music, fun, booze, merriment, and a fantastic time you won't remember until someone returns your camera the next day! Mark your calendars, complete details to follow!
- InterGalactic Hash Sunday 10-Oct-2010 10:00am
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101010
Hares: Heaven's Gate, Duck Tape, Flabio
Location: 1010 10th St
Directions: Take the 10 train to 10th Ave, turn at 10th st
Thomas Guide: 1010 A1
Run fee: 10
Notes: 10-10-10 is a perfect binary number. When translated out of binary, it is 42. And, as we all know, 42 is the answer to life, the universe, and everything. (don't believe it? Google "The answer to life, the universe, and everything.")
- San Diego Hash Sunday 14-Nov-2010 9:30am
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Scorpio's Run
Hares: TjDonkeyFluffer & other Scorpio's
Location: TBD
Directions:
Thomas Guide:
Run fee: TBD
Notes:
- San Diego Hash Friday 10-Dec-2010 6:30pm
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Sagittarius Birthday Run
Hares: Penis Machinist, OJ on the Run and various other Sagittarius
Location: TBD
Directions:
Thomas Guide:
Run fee: $8
Notes: Planning for now. Will be a great run. If you are a sag and want to help contact PM or OJ.
- San Diego Hash Saturday 11-Dec-2010 6:00pm
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Christmas/Holiday Party
Hares: Furry Mason
Location: Hampton Inn, 3888 Greenwood Street, 92110
Directions:
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Run fee: TBD
Notes: Rooms prices: Standard room(1 king or 2 queens) - $79.00 Deluxe room(with kitchenette) - $89.00 includes hot breakfast from 6am - 10am
- InterAmericas 2011 Hash Friday 07-Oct-2011 6:00pm
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Web Page
Hares: Many
Location: Savannah, Georgia
Directions:
Thomas Guide:
Run fee: $174 on November 1st
Notes: The price will increase an additional $5 per month until the event or until registration closes at 1,500 hashers. Sign up now and save yourself some money! You can always sell your registration if you choose not to go.
- Leap Year Hash Wednesday 29-Feb-2012 6:30pm
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Hares: Village Tool
Location: San Diego
Directions:
Thomas Guide:
Run fee: TBD
Notes: I signed up for this last February 29.
- San Diego Hash Friday 21-Dec-2012 6:30pm
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The End of the World Run
Hares: Duct Tape, Flabio, Heaven's Gate
Location: End of the World Drive
Directions: Bend over and kiss...
Thomas Guide:
Run fee: $8 or all your money - after today you won't need it!
Notes: Come to the last hash run before the end of the world. Guaranteed to be a run for the ages.
Official beer: Unibroue's La Fin Du Monde
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