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North County
North County Hash  Every Saturday morning.   Saturday, April 21, 2018 10:00am
420 Hangover Escape to Black Mountain
Hare(s): Cawkward and Blow Job or No Job
Address: Black Mountain Ranch Park
14700 Carmel Valley Rd, San Diego, CA 92129
Map Link: https://goo.gl/maps/7uGBSecaeMB2
Run Fee: 6.00
Trail type: A to A
On after: Second Chance probably
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes:
Who doesn't love running Black Mountain? Probably most of you, especially since half of you will still be stoned! But lets do it anyway! What better way to cum out of your 420 hangover than following flour laid by the slightly awkward Cawkward for a 5-6 mile Turkey and an 8ish mile Eagle. Depends on if humans are spotted along the way, and she has to avoid contact. The beautiful and expertly groomed BJ will be serving up munchies to satisfy. On-on!


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Taco Mile
Hare(s): I Like to Swallow
Address: Taqueria Franc
Blvd. Sánchez Taboada, Zonaeste, Tijuana, B.C., Mexico
Map Link: https://goo.gl/maps/BVYwK7XDCKH2
Run Fee: $3 or $5 with tacos
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: No
Notes:
Taco Mile!!
We are continuing this event started last year and having our second taco mile. Last year our winners were Village Tool in the men's division and In N Out in the women's division. Who will win this year?
How does this work? Eat a taco, run a quarter mile, eat a taco, run a quarter mile, eat a taco, run a quarter mile, eat a taco, and then run a quarter mile. That is four tacos and one mile of running. If any of your tacos comes up, you will be penalized with running another quarter mile. How fast can you complete this challenge? It will be timed.
The quarter mile loop will be marked with flour. The four tacos are included in your run fee if you eat them and keep them in you during the taco mile.


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San Diego
San Diego Hash  Every Friday night and every other Sunday morning   Sunday, April 22, 2018 10:00am
The Tutu Hash!!
Hare(s): Nibbles n Pricks, Throws Up Stays Up, and Bro Job
Address: Corner of Antigua Boulevard and Amaro Drive, THE Island in the Hills, Tierrasanta, 92124
Run Fee: $10
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes:
It's the 4/22 hash - get ready to chase 2 hot hashers (assuming Throws Up has a fever) in tutus all over the wilds of Tierrasanta! Get it?! April 22... four-two-two... ok whatever, just everyone wear a GD tutu! Trail will of course be dog-friendly (have you ever met the hares?!) and Bro Job will be cooking up some deeeelish dinner, as per usual.

Trail is A-A and features tu trails, tu drink checks, and lots of shiggy! You will not want to miss this! Trail shoes are highly recommended, as is a chair for the on-in. Well-mannered pups welcome at On-in with usual expectations of you policing after your lovable furry friends. Heated swimming pool and hot tub so bring suits...or not, we are hashers after all. And sadly, naked Indiana Jones will NOT be reprising his role. Can't promise the whip won't come out though, just sayin'.


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Humpin
Humpin Hash  Every Sunday afternoon.   Sunday, April 22, 2018 1:00pm
TUTUS!!! AARRRGGGHHH!
Hare(s): Runs Like The Winded
Address: 8833 Harmony Grove Rd, Escondido, CA 92029

33.085952, -117.149123

- Yellow Gate Between marker 5 and 6
Directions: This is going to be At the Elfin Forest Recreational Reserve, however the run start will be a 1/4 mile down from the main entrance between mile marker 5 and 6. There will be a yellow gate that you will see and a path will lead you to the run start.
Run Fee: $7
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes:
THE TRAIL TRAIN GOES TOOOOTOOOOO! IT'S a MUTHA F*ing TUTU RUN!!!

YES IT STARTS AT 1, this is because this trail is going to be a winded trail and I (Winded) have no idea what the F*ck I'm doing and most certainly will get lost. Mainly it is because the parking lot will close at 7:30pm soooooooo MEH we are going to start early.

PARKING - Is going to the a B*tch, but there are spots in the reserve and the over flow parking lot, however it closes at 7:30pm so plan accordingly. There is space to park on the street and it is kind of tight so please carpool if needed.

Please be sure to bring shiggy socks and maybe an extra pair of shoes because we have 2 minimal water crossings, so if your balance sucks and you fall in I don't want to be responsible for gangrene.

Hashers will little ones - you are invited however the water crossings might be tough with a semi truck you call a stroller, plus it might get really hot and you have the potential of frying your baby and it looking like E.T. but that's totally up to you.

If you are going to bring your fur baby, please note they will have to be on a leash when running through the reserve.

AVOID THE GREEN! - while scouting I saw plenty of PO and there are signs posted about it, I have done my best to avoid the PO like the plague, but I have placed money down that someone will get PO so be careful!

It's going to be hot so please bring sunscreen and stay hydrated on trail


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Larrikins
Larrikins Hash  Every Monday night.   Monday, April 23, 2018 6:30pm
Join the Mile "High" Club
Hare(s): Queered for Manding, Red Carpet, Clit 101
Address: 7245 Linda Vista Rd, San Diego, CA 92111
Map Link: https://goo.gl/maps/mpm1ffyL59J2
Run Fee: $4
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes:
NEW LOCATION - 7245 Linda Vista Rd, San Diego, CA 92111 (American Legion)

Fly high with the red headed trifecta hares on this epic journey through linda vista easily off the 163 and 8.

Follow the red rabbit to a post-420 holiday special hash that will make you feel like F Thatll Do walking on a the empire state building with nothing but a loincloth. Let Clit 101, Queered for Manding, and Red Carpet comfort you into a peaceful state of hiberinebriation (cross faded) on Monday night.

Wear/bring something 420 appropriate (green works) to add to the fun. Wear your best captains or stewardess outfit. Bring those aviators and prepare for take off because you are Queered For Take Off in the Mile High CLub.

Dog friendly trail, but not the ON-IN

Be ready for numerous safety checks, SOTCs (ask clit), song checks, dance checks, kissing checks, reach around checks, mystery box checks, your mom checks, and sound checks!


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Green Flash
Green Flash Hash  The fourth Tuesday of every month.   Tuesday, April 24, 2018 6:15pm
Run #81 [CANCELED]
Hare(s): Clit 101
Address: Green Flash Brewery
Directions: Corner of Mira Mesa Blvd and Flanders Drive
Run Fee: $8
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Other (specified in Notes)
Notes:
CANCELLED. thank-you Clit 101 and Dogfish and everyone else involved. Due to unforeseen circumstances, GFH3 no longer exists. CANCELLED. we will let you know when the wake happens, maybe in August.


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Full Moon
Full Moon Hash  Around the night of the full moon.   Thursday, April 26, 2018 6:30pm
Stop Being Such A Little Witch (BYOB)
Hare(s): Butt Mitzvah, Ivanna Suckyourcockoff, Tittiephile
Address: 841 Normandy Rd, Encinitas, CA
Run Fee: 3
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: No
Notes:
We're doing something a little bit different for this month's full moon hash. We have secured a private on-in with a fire pit thanks to Tittiephile, so this hash will be BYOB but feature an actual full moon during circle. We are still putting the finishing touches on the trail, but come explore northern Encinitas by moonlight.

Butt Mitzvah came to the last full moon hash and was being a whiny little witch, so here we are. If you need some help getting into theme, follow the Run URL link above for an informational article that will get you in the mood while providing a little bit of history.

Your run fee will cover a beer check and down down beer. Please bring any booze that you wish to consume after the run.


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San Diego
San Diego Hash  Every Friday night and every other Sunday morning   Friday, April 27, 2018 6:30pm
The “ I am not a crook. “ trail!
Hare(s): Stick Shift! And maybe friends? We'll see.
Address: Rancho Bernardo, and don't worry pops hasn't done it recently. Final run start location to be announced. Most likely east of the 15.
Run Fee: $10.00
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes:
Oh how I have missed thee let me recount the ways.........

1.) you're a lot of fun.

2.) you're welcoming and comfortable like an old shoe.

3.) your hare raiser asked me! She asked me!? to lay trail? Did I turn tail?.....

5.) NO! I'll lay trail! I'll do it live!

6.) I'll run you through sticks

7.) all the way to heaven. ( well close enough )

8.) don't be late for our fated date (6:30 fri. Night 4/27/2018 )

9.) No straight line.

Anyway, Friday the 27th I'll be haring for my most favorite mother kennel. We'll be in RB, we'll be running, we'll be drinking, we'll be enjoying company, all very civilized because?..... RB.
Yeah right get ready for a strange and shiggilicious Stick Shift trail!
If your dog is trail capable then doggo friendly if not, your choice. I may have friends I may not. Your favorite Harriett High Beams has offered her kitchen expertise for food so beware. Come one come all for this fine trail of shift and shiggy.

On-on,
stick.


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Half-Assed
Half-Assed Hash  About once a month.   Saturday, April 28, 2018 1:00pm
Easter Beer Hunt Hash
Hare(s): Bleeding Hash Hole
Address: TBD
Directions: If I don’t have the address yet, what makes you think I can give you the directions?
Map Link: https://Soooooon
Thomas Bros: Soon
Run Fee: $9
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes:
***Please note, Location and On-After are still to be determined***

Easter is the celebration when some dude from that place rose again after like, three days? And he like said, he would come again, and he like, totally did, and like, all the girls, like rejoiced and stuff. So I guess we celebrate that dude? 

AAAND in proper hashing tradition, we celebrate with beer. So like, you guys should like, totally come out. I haven’t hared this trail in like, totally a long time. And it was like, a total blast. I’m pretty sure Jesus was like, totally there.

So don your best Easter Bunny or Zombie Jesus or Sexy Jesus or Sexy Bunny or Sexy Bunny Jesus outfits! ITS AN EASTER BEER HUNT AND THE BEER WILL FLOW AND YOU SEARCH FOR IT AND YOU WILL HAVE A GOOD DAMN TIME.


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Link to this Event  View Map All Area Hashes Hash    Tuesday, May 1, 2018 6:30pm
Hash Choir Practice
Hare(s): Bimbo By Day & Fat Basque Turd
Address: 3832 Cameo ln, San Diego CA 92111
Directions: https://goo.gl/maps/qs1QtKZSW282
Map Link: https://goo.gl/maps/qs1QtKZSW282
Run Fee: BYO Beer and meat, bring side/snack to share
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: No
Notes:
Oh cum ye unfaithful
join us or be left out
oh cum ye, the off key
to learn new hash songs
Cum and learn a new song
or one you always sing wrong

oh cum, and leave your dogs home
oh cum, and leave your dogs home
oh cum, and leave your dogs home
there's no room here to roam

Oh cum drink your own beer
there'll be no wine or soda
Oh cum ye, with fresh meat
to lay upon our coals
a dish to share with others
or snacks if that's your druthers

Oh cum to our choir practice
we know how bad your ass is
Oh cum ye, the off key
the circle is yours.


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San Diego
San Diego Hash  Every Friday night and every other Sunday morning   Friday, May 4, 2018 6:30pm
May the Fourth Star Wars Hash
Hare(s): Deep Space 69, May I Please Juggle Your Balls, Rush Hour Rub Down, Get Out Of My Sister (GOOMS)
Address: The Juggles Cantina

1265 23rd St
San Diego CA 92102
Directions: Use the Force...

...or 163 south to 10th Ave, left on C St, left on 23rd. Look for wretched hive of scum and villainy on your right
Map Link: https://goo.gl/maps/dv56ihZGa6Q2
Run Fee: $10
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes:
https://brorlandi.github.io/StarWarsIntroCreator/#!/ALAY_u8N8slUH9DLMx1l

A long time ago at a runstart far, far away....

It is a dark time for sci-fi loving Hashers. Unemployed after the fall of the Galactic Empire, DARTH VADER has been hired by macro-breweries to force-choke San Diego beer into submission.

His evil plan is to obtain all the brewing equipment ever made in order to assemble the DRUNK STAR: the largest KIRKLAND LIGHT factory the Galaxy has ever seen! Once completed, the Drunk Star will have enough firepower to wipe out all craft beer in a single Green Flash of its Turbo Lasers!

Evading the onslaught of shitty yellow beer is a group of Rebel Hashers that have stolen the secret plans to the Drunk Star...

...but the path to glory is treacherous! In order to stand against Vader and Macro-Beer, they must train hard and prove their worthiness by completing challenges on trail and show that they have what it takes to be called JEDI HASHERS....

Costumes are HIGHLY ENCOURAGED!!!


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North County
North County Hash  Every Saturday morning.   Saturday, May 5, 2018 8:30am
Berserk Hash- Cinco De Mayo
Hare(s): Circle Jerk, Fuzz, Meso Hyundai, ED
Address: 1951 Carrizo Gorge Rd., Jacumba, CA 91934
Directions: take the 8 east for an hour or so until you hit Jacumba Exit, make a right on Carrizo Gorge Rd, take dirt road to the gate, gatecode is 5511.
Map Link: https://goo.gl/maps/MM6gudDgmhT2
Run Fee: $20 day of run
Trail type: Other (explain in Notes)
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes:
The Berserk Hash/Campout is a yearly event at De Anza Springs Resort in Jacumba, CA. Saturday’s trail is over 10 miles through the roughest desert in the heat of the day. Stay Friday and Saturday night and enjoy the resort amenities which include a bar, restaurant, pools, hot tub, karaoke and hundreds of miles of nature trails. All clothing optional!

Meet up at the resort and drive to run start. A turkey trail will be available.


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Hare of the Dog
Hare of the Dog Hash    Sunday, May 6, 2018 9:30am
The Umpteenth Somewhat-Annual Not-Actually-Naked Berserk Ride to Goat Canyon Trestle
Hare(s): Dr.Dive, Burnt Tatas, and a gaggle of partially clothed Berserkers
Address: 1951 Carrizo Gorge Rd, Jacumba Hot Springs, CA 91934
Directions: Head east on I-8 for about 70 miles and take exit 73 for Jacumba. At the stop sign at the exit take a right and then immediately take another right to continue onto the dirt road that is Carrizo Gorge Rd. Park in the shade under the I-8 before the entrance to De Anza Springs Resort.
Map Link: https://goo.gl/maps/W6bWzGCiY462
Run Fee: Free, but bring plenty of water and a snack for the ride, and some booze or bucks for the end.
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: No
Notes:
This weekend is the Berserk Campout at De Anza Springs nudist resort. Come join us for a Sunday morning mountain bike ride to Goat Canyon Trestle, the longest curved wooden railroad trestle in the world. Leave San Diego early enough to allow for an hour drive and a half hour to setup your bike. Trail is 14 miles out and back alongside the railroad tracks, and never more than a few percent grade, but the trail is a little sandy and passes through several long tunnels, so wide tires and a bike light are highly recommended. Bring plenty of water, a snack, and some booze for either the ride or ending. Be warned that Carrizo Gorge is remote and has no cell reception, so bike tools, spare tubes, and a first aid kit may be useful. Get your pants off and let's ride!


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San Diego
San Diego Hash  Every Friday night and every other Sunday morning   Sunday, May 6, 2018 10:00am
¡Cinco de Drinko! Banditos y Señoritas Edition
Hare(s): ManAids, Hot N Ready, Grassy
Address: Chula Vista Boat Launching Ramp
Marina Way, Chula Vista, CA 91910
Run Fee: 10
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Other (specified in Notes)
Notes:
Órale you pinche wankers. Time to get Mexican’d up and cruise the mean streets of Chula Juana to see if we can dance battle with some of the local Vatos – West Side Story ain’t got nothing on us! Bring your best MS13, Mexican Donkey show, Annoying whistle guy, Mariachi, or Skanky Senorita outfits and let’s try not to get murdered for celebrating a Holiday misunderstood by the Gringos for more than a century. Hint: It’s not Mexican Independence Day, but who cares!? We have a long history of exploiting other nations holidays for our own debaucherous purposes and we ain’t stopping now!

Guess what? No, seriously, guess! There will be prizes. What? Dios Mio, I must be loco! Prize give-away details during chalk talk and hare lies.

Who dis be:
-SDH3 – The Three Amig-hos! Trail Hares: ManAids, Hot N Ready; Food Hare: Grassy

What I bring:
-$10 Hash Cash
-Cranium lamp
-Chalk
-Shiggy socks
-Fanny pack may come in handy
-Camp chair
-Sun Block
-Rape whistle
-Butterfly knife
-Your dignity (just kidding, leave that $h!t at home!)

When we do dis:
-Sunday, May 6th @ 1000

Where we doin dis:
-Chula Vista Bayfront Park, North of Boat Launch Ramp
-Off the 5 & J St in Chula Vista

Why am I speaking like dis:
-I have no clue, I’m a half-mind

Extra Info:
-Trail is A-A
-Several Turkey-Eagle splits
-Will I get wet? Yes! (if you’re lucky!) But seriously yes.
-Do I need ID? Always! But not on trail.
-Dogs? There are some areas with glass and questionable terrain. The food Hare will be staying in the park, keeping a close eye on our delicious beverages and food, feel free to leave your fur family (with leash) or anything else with him.


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Larrikins
Larrikins Hash  Every Monday night.   Monday, May 7, 2018 6:30pm
Race-ist 5K/10K
Hare(s): Brick Shithouse & ??
Address: Bluefoot Bar and Lounge
3404 30th St, San Diego, CA 92104
Directions: Corner of 30th and Upas St in North Park
Map Link: https://www.google.com/maps/place/Bluefo...
Run Fee: $4
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes:
Fast and Flat 5K Turkey Trail and 10K Eagle Trail for the racists. Wear your most impressive race regalia.


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NPR Hash #7 - TACOS!
Hare(s): Fingerbang An Orangutan
Address: Modern Times Tasting Room
3000 Upas St
San Diego, CA 92104
Map Link: https://goo.gl/maps/PJZVMrsh5Xx
Run Fee: Free
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Other (specified in Notes)
Notes:
Come on out for NPR's seventh run through the hood. It's another Taco Tuesday trail that will feature a tunnel, a taco shop check, and a shitty dive bar check. Still figuring out trail so bringing a dog is up to you but pups are allowed at the On-In. We'll be starting and ending at Modern Times because the Taco Stand is next door and will deliver to the brewery. I'll bring some extra spicy hot sauces for the bravest of you to try. Taco themed apparel is encouraged. TACOS!

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