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Larrikins Hash  Every Monday night.   Monday, June 26, 2017 6:30pm
5th Anal Ninja Run
Hare(s): Ecuawhore, Cock In The Hand and guest hare Moldy Cock
Address: 2302 30th St, San Diego, CA 92104
Directions: Use the Googles
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Run Fee: 335 Yen or $3 American
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Other (specified in Notes)
Koninchiwa Mfers!
It's time for the FIFTH edition of our ass-kicking, sword-swinging, star-spinning Ninja Run! Bring your happi coats, kimonos, geisha and ninja costumes. The drunken senseis will offer a variety of drink checks, including our signature radioactive Fukushima tea, sake to me, and some refreshing beeru!
There will be good shiggy so bring your skills. Also, boobs and dick checks will be all over the place: some you will see, but some of them you can't see (ninja-style checks), so we encourage you to flash often.

Stir-fry friendly TBD

A note on the On-In:
Trail starts and ends at the same place. We will have the whole back room of the restaurant to ourselves, and there may be an option to pre-order your food if you don't want to wait when you're back from trail. The On-In will be offering us a limited selection of $3 beers, and they also have a very good selection of other craft beer bottles.

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Green Flash
Green Flash Hash  The fourth Tuesday of every month.   Tuesday, June 27, 2017 6:15pm
Run #71
Hare(s): Fuck Of the Irish & Crooner Screw Her
Address: Green Flash Brewery
Directions: Corner of Mira Mesa Blvd and Flanders Drive
Thomas Bros: 1208 H4
Run Fee: $8
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
thanks to the newlyweds for stepping up. Dogfish is on board again, yay! remember no chairs and dogs on leashes in the brewery.

Hashes Later This Week

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San Diego
San Diego Hash  Every Friday night and every other Sunday morning   Friday, June 30, 2017 6:30pm
Friday Night Fever Dance and Wine Party
Hare(s): Wax My Ass, Huge Piece of Meat in My Mouth
Address: 2960 Sunset Hills, Escondido, CA 92025
Directions: I-15 to Via Rancho Pkwy east, right at San Pasqual Road (3rd light), 1.5 miles to Sunset Hills. Turn left on Sunset Hills and park in first available space along side of the road, then walk up hill, bearing right at mail boxes, to start.
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Thomas Bros: 1150 E1 or E2 (if you still have one of these)
Run Fee: $9.00 plus optional bottle of wine
Pre-lube: Orfila Vineyards is on the way, 1/2 mile before Sunset Hills. Taste San Diego's best wines for $10 and pick up a bottle to bring to pair with dinner. Or if you're too cheap, pick up a bottle at CVS in RB.
Trail type: A to A
On after: At Casa de Wax Travolta & Huge Piece...everyone's welcome to stay until Kid's Meal and Skanky Doodle start fouling the hot tub.
Dog friendly: Yes
Cum celebrate the 40th anniversary of the 1977 classic "Saturday Night Fever" by dancing the night away at Casa de Wax & Huge Piece. See how people boogied when Wax and his stunt double John Travolta were still best known as dancers (and for being "Sweathogs"), and when dance tunes actually involved melodies and singing. Prizes for best disco attire. Even if you think disco sucks, cum for the scenic 5-mile turkey and 6-mile eagle trails, followed by an Italian fiesta that would make Tony Manero proud. Then enjoy the legendary attractions of this venue, where the hash used to live every summer.

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Iron Rule
Iron Rule Hash  Every other Friday night.   Friday, June 30, 2017 6:30pm
First Summer Run
Hare(s): Frigid & Big Banana
Address: Hill Street & Bangor in Point Loma
Directions: Ask Siri
Run Fee: 8.00
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Trail Only
Kick off the long weekend with the Iron Rulers. It may be hot where you are, but it's cool in Point Loma, so dress accordingly. Bring your clean "indoor" shoes unless you like going barefoot.

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North County
North County Hash  Every Saturday morning.   Saturday, July 1, 2017 10:00am
Scratchy does no anal
Hare(s): guess who
Address: Mandell Weiss Eastgate park , corner of Regents road and Eastgate Mall UTC
Directions: from I-5 go east on La Jolla Village dr turn left at Regents road and right on Eastgate Mall
Run Fee: $6
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
lots of shiggy lots of trail lots of beer with three trails 4.5 , 5.5 , 6.5 miles bring your chairs

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San Diego
San Diego Hash  Every Friday night and every other Sunday morning   Sunday, July 2, 2017 10:00am
'Murica! Hash
Hare(s): Shanghai
Address: Canyonside Community Park
12350 Black Mountain Rd, San Diego, CA 92129
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Run Fee: 9
Trail type: A to A prime
Dog friendly: Yes
Come out and enjoy a patriotic trail hared by your GM!

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Humpin Hash  Every Sunday afternoon.   Sunday, July 2, 2017 2:00pm
America, F*ck Yeah!
Hare(s): I Shart the Sheriff, Trail Treasure, Starfucks
Address: 7001 Murray Park Dr, San Diego, CA 92119
Directions: This is the park on the north side of the lake.
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Run Fee: $7
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: No
Comin' again to save the motherf*ckin' day, Yeah! We're bringing democracy to the lawless fringe of eastern San Diego, with boobs, beer, and shiggy. We're gonna get you wet this time with water balloons, squirt guns, and a slip-n-slide instead of an awesome tunnel. Trail will be less than 6.9 miles with 4 boozy drink checks, because America, f*uck yeah!

Hashes Later This Month

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Stumblefoot Hash  The first Thursday of every month.   Thursday, July 6, 2017 6:30pm
What happened to Surf and Turf?
Hare(s): WeBlow Scouts
Address: IronFist Brewery 1305 Hot Spring Way #101, Vista, CA 92081
Directions: I-78 to Sycamore. Go South on Sycamore. One Block east of Melrose. If you turn into the RV storage farm, you turned the wrong way on Hot Springs Way. First driveway on the right.
Run Fee: $3
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
First Pint will be provided for by the Hare. Additional beers will be sold by the brewery for $1 off the regular price. There will be a beer check with lots of good stuff.

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Humpin Hash  Every Sunday afternoon.   Sunday, July 9, 2017 2:00pm
Son of a beach
Hare(s): I Shart the Sheriff, Kick Ass Pussy
Address: Torrey Pines Glider Port, 2800 Torrey Pines Scenic Dr, La Jolla, CA 92037
Directions: Take Torrey Pines Scenic Dr to the Torrey Pines Gliderport dirt parking lot. After entering the lot keep going straight to the very north end. Stop before you drive off the cliff.
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Run Fee: $7
Trail type: A to A prime
Dog friendly: No
We're going back to Torrey Pines and the RA's better make sure it's sunny this time. It'll be on the shorter side for a Humpin' trail, so we can spend more time enjoying beer and boobs in the sand. Don't worry though, I won't forget the shiggy between the beer checks. On-on!

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Pub Hash  The second Tuesday of every month.   Tuesday, July 11, 2017 6:30pm
The 7/11 run
Hare(s): Triple Nipple Taste Like Home
Address: 4202 Voltaire St, San Diego, CA 92107
Directions: It's Catalina hard is it to find that
Run Fee: 3
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: No
Join your token Indian person (dot) and Triple Nipple (who is not Indian) for a romp about the Point Loma area.
It is 7/11 and 7 Eleven gives out free slurpees, what more you might see some people from Tasty's family (you know since all Indian folks are related). Trivia might feature something related to 7 Elevens but you will get smashed because the Cat Lounge pours some strong drinks. So get your butt out of the couch and join Triple and Tasty for a culturally significant day!

(Disclaimer: It really is not a culturally significant day nor is it a national holiday in India)

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Hare(s): Ben Dover, Splitting Adams, Hairy Twatter, Designer Stud, Tastes Like Home, High Beams, Intercourse With A Horse Of Course, Speedophile, Butt BrokHer, EZ & The Dork Knight
Address: Hosp Grove Park, COTU
The area off Jefferson St.
Parking Address:
1818 Marron Rd #104, Carlsbad, CA 92008
Directions: ***PARKING!!*** Please park at Club Pilates or BKK Thai and walk to the park.
Run Fee: $25
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
If you have never done this, there are 117 beer checks!! Yes it is possible, only your livers will regret it!! As you know Humpin is The Unstoppable Fist & can make anything worse & they will!!
Humpin H3 combined with some LBH3/OCHHH hashers will provide you with dinner, munchies, an awesome patch for you patch whores, and more beer than you can drink with your rego.

Paypal your rego to Use Friends & Family option so it's free and please leave your hash name in the notes or we won't know who paid!!

Or make check payable to:
Jennifer Wood
311 Main St #7
Seal Beach, CA 90740
***If you are sending me a check, please do not use hash names on the envelope as it is my office.

Hash Hotel is Motel 6 Carlsbad Village Drive. Make your own reservations.

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Larrikins Hash  Every Monday night.   Friday, August 11, 2017 6:00pm
Larrikin's 2017 Campout
Hare(s): CLH3 MM
Address: Balneario Las Palmas
La Mision, MX
Run Fee: $69 until June 2
Trail type: Other (explain in Notes)
Dog friendly: No
Curiouser, and curiouser!! Was that a rabbit in a waistcoat? With a watch?! Follow the white rabbit and you'll invariably end up in some kind of nonsensical land. For Larrikins 2017 campout, we shall re-invade that wonderfully, nonsensical Wonderland called Mexico. We are going back to Balneario Las Palmas in La Mision, MX. Will you come as Alice, the caterpillar, a herd of Cheshire cats, or the Queen of hearts? The costume ideas are endless, and I daren't wonder at the white rabbit references.

Registration is all inclusive. You get a lovely camping spot, food, booze, 3 trails, games, blurry memories, blurry mammories, a pool, showers, and a chance to watch, or participate in MM turn over. All within 1/4 mile of the beach.

On to the particularly particular points.

Registration Opens April 1st (No fooling!)
Catch the White Rabbit, April 1-June 2: $69
Fall Down the Rabbit Hole, June3-July 28: $89
Play croquet with the Queen, July 29-Aug 10: $109

Bus + Naked Bus
$40 per person, limited to 90 people.
Buses leave from Casa Guadalajara in Old Town.
Buses arrive at 4PM, and will be leaving as soon as they’re full. (Last bus leaves at 5PM!! This is not hash time, but actual real people time. Don’t be late, or you’re on your own.)
Buses will be loaded with various forms of alcoholic enjoyment, included in the bus rego. The buses are the suggested method of transportation, as there is not much parking at the campsite.

There are FOUR(4) bungalows available. Bungalows have a full bathroom, including shower, bunk beds, & one full size bed. (Pics to follow.) These will be done via silent auction, please message either High Beams or Horsey with your bid. The 4 highest bids win. Great for sharing with close friends, or setting up your own sex dungeon.

Taking a page from last years MM, get your SENTRI pass now!!!

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San Diego
San Diego Hash  Every Friday night and every other Sunday morning   Saturday, September 23, 2017 3:00pm
Red Dress Run
Hare(s): Some of the best of San Diego
Address: 2901 Nimitz Blvd, San Diego, CA 92106
Run Fee: $40 until July 31
Trail type: A to A prime
Dog friendly: No
Another whacky zany fun filled afternoon in Red. Sign up early this will sell out. See link above for all details.

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Half-Assed Hash  About once a month.   Wednesday, November 22, 2017 8:00pm
10th Completely Anal Pre-Turkey Pub Crawl
Hare(s): That which, by any other name, would still smell as sweet. And a droid.
Address: The Ould Sod, 3373 Adams Ave, San Diego, CA 92116
Directions: Reach down into your pocket, avoid the genitalia (just this once, it won't kill you), pull out your iPhone and look it up yer damn self
Run Fee: FREE! (Mexico will pay for it)
Trail type: A to B
Dog friendly: No
On the first year of the Half-Assed Hash Pre-Turkey Pub Crawl, two Hashers set forth on a promise to hare a trail not easily forgotten. The pack was not led astray, and the trail was filled with merriment and delight the likes of which no mere mortal could withstand. Alas, the pack got too drunk to remember the brilliant occasion.

But all was not lost! The very next year the hares tried again, thwarting sobriety and virginity with each passing step. This time the collective memories of the inebriated Hashers were not to be lost, and the promise of an annual event ensued. On the fifth consecutive year, in commemoration for the endurance of such a fanciful Hash feat, patches were distributed to the masses. As sure as one can never underestimate the power of free shit at the Hash, the tale of the Pre-Turkey Pub Crawl was sealed in Hash Legend.

What glories and wonders await the pack as they embark on this TENTH celebration??
Lubrications, libations and dilations!
Loose women! Hard men! Questionable morals abound!
Long lost and far away Hashers resurfacing for drunken revelry!
And yeah, there will probably be more free shit, too.

Cum help smash records and challenge logic on this tenth anal-versary!

Oh, and make sure you have a sober way home. No one wants Johnny Law contacting next of kin this holiday season.

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