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Volleyball
Volleyball Hash  Thursday evenings during the summer.   Thursday, August 24, 2017 5:30pm
VBALL Pt. Loma!
Hare(s): Peso Per View
Address: Liberty Station
2755 Cushing Rd., San Diego, California 92106
Directions: Near the parking lot, next to the crumbling yellow bldg. where the HHHs have ended. Across from Soda & Swine
Run Fee: $6 for keg access, $0 if not
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes:
Peso Per View will be bringing the the gear and Dive will be bringing the keg, with a reduced cost this week due to the diminishing playing hours now that the days are getting shorter. B/DF is out of town.


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San Diego
San Diego Hash  Every Friday night and every other Sunday morning   Friday, August 25, 2017 6:30pm
None Shall Pass!!
Hare(s): High Beams
Address: End of Richmond Street
3420 Richmond Street.
Run Fee: $9
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes:
How many bridges can we hit in one run? If you think you know the route, R U sure?? Come see how many bridges I can take you across and what surprises you might find on, around, or under each one!! Come get some tasty treats from 99 Problems and see if you can chase me down without getting lost on the many routes to hit as many bridges as we can.


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Iron Rule
Iron Rule Hash  Every other Friday night.   Friday, August 25, 2017 6:30pm
Anniversary Run
Hare(s): Mae West & Pink Panther
Address: 9604 Candy Lane, La Mesa, CA 91941
Directions: I-8 east, exit at Fuerte. Turn right and go about 1-mile on Fuerte. Right on Lemon & 1/2-mile down Lemon and right on Candy Lane.
Thomas Bros: 1271 C1
Run Fee: $8.00
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes:
Think of the neighborhood....there will be nothing flat about this trail. Good food, good ending (hot tub & pool) & good company (you). No parking on the driveway unless specifically invited. Park on street and walk up to the pool house - pool house start.


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North County
North County Hash  Every Saturday morning.   Saturday, August 26, 2017 10:00am
29th Anniversary Run, run #1519
Hare(s): Mr. Roarke & Kitty-Kitty
Address: Lake O'Neill, Camp Pendleton
Directions: I-5 north to the Camp Pendleton exit on the north end of Oceanside. From the main gate, 9.3 miles on Vandergrift Blvd to the traffic light at Margarita Road. Turn left, continue 1/4 mile to Lake O'Neill RD., turn right and continue 1/2 mile to covered picnic area on the left. The usual place.
Map Link: https://goo.gl/maps/cTJhfzQDfRP2
Thomas Bros: 409 A7
Run Fee: $10 (catered meal)
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes:
Happy 29th Birthday North County Hash House Harriers.
Another birthday, another outstanding Hash run on beautiful Camp Pendleton. Complete with free flowing Stone IPA and a catered meal. Kitty-Kitty and Mr Roarke have found some virgin shiggy for your running pleasure, and La Bufadora will again be at the beer check. The three of them together have over 3,500 NCH3 runs.
If you did not sign up in advance for this run you will not be allowed on the base, unless you have a military ID (active/reserve/retired/civil service), or ride with a driver who has ID. To drive on the base you are required to have a driver's license, current registration and proof of insurance.
When entering the base a sentry will ask to see, and will scan the driver's license (they may ask to see the passenger's ID as well). If they ask your destination tell them "Lake O'Neill", the event is "Running Club Anniversary". If they ask about a sponsor, tell them LtCol M.H. Collier USMC (Ret). Base regulations say dogs must be on a leash at all times.


Link to this Event  View Map Newtopia Hash    Saturday, August 26, 2017 10:30am
There will be Namings!!
Hare(s): TBA
Address: Newtopia Cyder
10045 Carroll Canyon Road, San Diego, California 92131
Map Link: https://goo.gl/maps/7jNojQ8jxFt
Thomas Bros: UR2 OLD IFU HAV THIS
Run Fee: $5 Doll Hairs
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes:
In true San Diego Hash fashion, there will be some un-named hashers who will have 6 r*ns under their belts. What does that mean???? It means that some peeps are gonna get a name!!! That's right. Come out to Newtopia and participate in an age old hashing rite of passage and learn some very interesting stories of your brother and sister hashers. Who knows what you will learn....maybe that one of them might actually be your real brother or sister...or that sometimes not EVERYTHING that happens in Vegas STAYED in Vegas....


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Half-Assed
Half-Assed Hash  About once a month.   Saturday, August 26, 2017 2:00pm
Let's Get Wet and Wild Hash
Hare(s): Trail Head and Too Fucked to Drunk
Address: 8496 Chloe Ave La Mesa, CA 91942
Map Link: https://goo.gl/maps/A8p42RTvLL62
Run Fee: $6
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: No
Notes:
Cum and get wet and wild at this pool ending hash! Be prepared to get wet on trail as well as at the ending, so dress appropriately (or not!). Bring your rafts and pool toys for the end and cum ready to get wet and wild at this summer ending hash.


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San Diego
San Diego Hash  Every Friday night and every other Sunday morning   Sunday, August 27, 2017 10:00am
SAKE TIME
Hare(s): Sheep Sex, PFDD, Fluff Boy & Micro Screwry
Address: Rancho San Diego
Corner of Fury Lane & Wieghorst Way
Park on Wieghorst Way
Directions: 94 East, it dumps you onto Jamacha Rd. Use 2656 Jamacha Road, El Cajon on your GPS/Map. Turn onto Fury Lane and Wieghorst Way is 4 streets away.
Map Link: https://goo.gl/maps/TnnEJHt7odr
Run Fee: $9
Trail type: A to B
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes:
THE END IS NOT AT SHEEP & PFDD's HOUSE......but the On After will be so pack your towel and swimming gear.

It will probably be wicked hot out in East County at the end of August so be sure to eat lots of salty crunchy stuff before you take off, and of course bring extra water.

Working on a Chicken, Turkey & Eagle trail, with a "beer" check and serving more lunch food than breakfast food.

On After will be at 4040 Cortez Way, Spring Valley. Stop at the store and pick up something to drink and maybe something to share like chips, fruit, etc. there will be a cooler with ice for your refreshments.

We'll fire up the grill later in the afternoon and throw on the shitload of hotdogs left from the Dog Days of Summer party;-)


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Larrikins
Larrikins Hash  Every Monday night.   Monday, August 28, 2017 6:30pm
Quantum Physics is Hard-Hashing is Easy
Hare(s): BroJob & High Beams
Address: Quantum Brewing
5375 Kearny Villa
San Diego, CA 92123
Run Fee: $3
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes:
Boy oh boy, do we have a great trail in store for you! We have some exciting rarely seen shiggy for you, but what an equation (trail) you'll have to solve before you get there! We'll even have some delicious and refreshing Quantum beer on trail for you half minds. Don't worry, we will keep the quantum theorizing to a minimum and just have you solve checks! Come nerd out with us and WELCOME BACK BroJob and see what shenanigans he has been plotting in his absence. Lots of food options in the area, including Filippi's Pizza Grotto! nomnomnom


Hashes Later This Month


Link to this Event  View Map Trolley Hash Hash    Saturday, September 2, 2017 1:00pm
The Green Line
Hare(s): Several Kennels
Address: Old Town Transit Center
4009 Taylor St
Directions: Look for Hashers in the shade in the West Parking Lot
Map Link: https://goo.gl/maps/qsY4M3mrp652
Thomas Bros: https://binged.it/2tDaHNj
Run Fee: $15 + $5 Trolley pass
Trail type: A to Z
Dog friendly: No
Notes:
San Diego Trolley Hash rides again, get ready for a day of fun on board the Green Line, ending in Qualcomm parking lot for the KGB Sky Show!
Bag van will take your change of clothes and chair to Qualcomm P-lot, you will have to take your stuff back to Old town from the Q!
The Sky Show follows the Aztec football game, you do not need tickets to the game, and often you can pickup tickets in the parking lot for next to nothing, but for a guaranteed seat in the stadium purchased your tickets at (try for section V18)
https://m.ticketmaster.com/San-Diego-State-Aztecs-tickets/artist/805518

If your visiting from out of town we highly recommend booking a room at Old Town Inn which is located directly across from run start in Old Town. http://www.oldtown-inn.com/

There will be a drink check each time we exit the trolley for trail and food and drinks at the finish


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Humpin
Humpin Hash  Every Sunday afternoon.   Sunday, September 3, 2017 12:00pm
TOGA! TOGA! TOGA!
Hare(s): Current and Former Humpin' RAs
Address: Jello Shooter Park, corner of Laguna and State in The 92OO8
Directions: I-5 to Carlsbad Village Dr. Right on State, go a few blocks to Laguna, park, and look for the bust of Cleopatra. Or... take the Coaster or Amtrak and walk a couple blocks there.
Map Link: https://www.facebook.com/pages/Jello-Sho...
Run Fee: $15
Pre-lube: Mas Fina Cantina, State Street, a couple blocks from the park.
Trail type: A to A
On after: G? Karaoke at the Wrinkle Room? Who knows.
Dog friendly: Other (specified in Notes)
Notes:
Friends, Romans, Cuntrymen, Hashers and Harriettes: It's the XV (plus or minus II or III) annual R*nning of the Togas in Carlsbad!

There will be bar stops. Hail Caesar!

There will be multiple drink checks. Hail Caesar!

There will be roman around the streets, trails, beaches, bars, parks, churches, schools, bars, retirement communities, and bars, as we pillage this peaceful Village By The Sea. Hail Caligula!

Did we mention something about there being about VII to X drink checks? Hail John Belushi in a bedsheet!

Something something something about boobies. Hail Cleopatra!

Yes, you too can channel your inner John Belushi, Caligula, or Cleopatra, or simply slip into a pillowcase for added popularity.

There will be games and feats to accomplish on trail, but probably not chariot races, as Bigboxicus Maximus will confiscate CJ's Costco card if tries to return 5 heavily damaged office chairs again.

Lunch you'll love will be provided during trail, snacks you'll totally forget provided after.

Kegs to be tapped at 12, hares away at 12:30, and we'll get you back to Jello Shooter park before the mosquitoes attack after dark.

Bring an ID on trail and maybe a few $$ more if you see other bars you just can't resist.

Dogs OK on trail, but not allowed on beaches or in bars. Damn. Gave it all away. Hares gonna get snared.

OnON!


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Humpin
Humpin Hash  Every Sunday afternoon.   Sunday, September 3, 2017 1:00pm
Toga! Toga! Toga!
Hare(s): Current and Former Humpin' RAs
Address: Jello Shooter Park, corner of Laguna and State in The 92OO8
Map Link: https://www.facebook.com/pages/Jello-Sho...
Run Fee: $20
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes:
Friends, Romans, Countrymen, lend me your rears. The 20th or so annual running of the togas in Carlsbad shall take place the Sunday of Labor Day weekend. Channel your inner John Belushi, Caligula, or Cleopatra, or simply don a pillowcase for added popularity. More details coming up. Questions? Contact Captain Jerk. OnON!


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Half-Assed
Half-Assed Hash  About once a month.   Saturday, September 9, 2017 2:00pm
Bromance ver 2.3 in OB
Hare(s): Horsey, Speedo, ButtHurt, and DFS.
Address: Bill Cleator Community Park
Map Link: https://goo.gl/maps/7qBh7Jsswjr
Run Fee: 3
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes:
How many drink checks can we smash into a 3 mile trail. Last time we did this it was 8 I think? I guess we'll have to try for more this time. Uber down, find a DD, or walk, because even a bicycle after this trail could be treacherous. We've lost a few Bromance's to the rigors of that horrible menace called "Real Life," but we've added new and improved hashers to the group and they're eager to show how much fun you can have with 4 guys wearing very little. On After as per usual will be the Catalina Lounge.


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San Diego
San Diego Hash  Every Friday night and every other Sunday morning   Sunday, September 10, 2017 10:00am
1st Anal Swap Bikini Run
Hare(s): Slow Poke, Impy and Mystery Hares
Address: South Mission Beach Parking Lot
Directions: From I-5 go west on Seaworld Dr. Follow to West Mission Bay Bl sign, bear right, continue on West Mission Bay Bl to Mission Bl at the roller coaster. turn left onto Mission Bl, go all the way to end turn right onto Jetty Parking Lot
Map Link: https://www.google.com/maps/dir//N+Jetty...
Run Fee: $9
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: No
Notes:
Great ocean trail with sand and water shiggy. Turkey/eagle split with beer check. Superfood, On In at the beach. Harriettes cum in your bikini's to swap with hashers swimming trunks at the run start. Bring your surf/boogie boards and towels.

On In at Slow Poke's House
2765 Ocean Front Walk
San Diego, CA 92109
6 blocks north of parking lot
No dogs at the On In please


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San Diego
San Diego Hash  Every Friday night and every other Sunday morning   Saturday, September 23, 2017 3:00pm
Red Dress Run
Hare(s): Some of the best of San Diego
Address: 2901 Nimitz Blvd, San Diego, CA 92106
Map Link: https://goo.gl/maps/vZcae77TB8r
Run Fee: $35 until Aug 31
Trail type: A to A prime
Dog friendly: No
Notes:
Another whacky zany fun filled afternoon in Red. Sign up early this will sell out and we are already half sold out. See link above for all details.


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Humpin
Humpin Hash  Every Sunday afternoon.   Saturday, October 21, 2017 8:00am
Humpin Hashathon
Hare(s): Humpin Super Hares
Address: TBD
Run Fee: TBD
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Other (specified in Notes)
Notes:
Once again the Humpin Hash will host their anal 4 trails in one day. This is here for you to save the date. More information will come soon with location and cost, but plan on making it this day for the Hashathon.


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Half-Assed
Half-Assed Hash  About once a month.   Wednesday, November 22, 2017 8:00pm
10th Completely Anal Pre-Turkey Pub Crawl
Hare(s): That which, by any other name, would still smell as sweet. And a droid.
Address: The Ould Sod, 3373 Adams Ave, San Diego, CA 92116
Directions: Reach down into your pocket, avoid the genitalia (just this once, it won't kill you), pull out your iPhone and look it up yer damn self
Run Fee: FREE! (Mexico will pay for it)
Trail type: A to B
Dog friendly: No
Notes:
On the first year of the Half-Assed Hash Pre-Turkey Pub Crawl, two Hashers set forth on a promise to hare a trail not easily forgotten. The pack was not led astray, and the trail was filled with merriment and delight the likes of which no mere mortal could withstand. Alas, the pack got too drunk to remember the brilliant occasion.

But all was not lost! The very next year the hares tried again, thwarting sobriety and virginity with each passing step. This time the collective memories of the inebriated Hashers were not to be lost, and the promise of an annual event ensued. On the fifth consecutive year, in commemoration for the endurance of such a fanciful Hash feat, patches were distributed to the masses. As sure as one can never underestimate the power of free shit at the Hash, the tale of the Pre-Turkey Pub Crawl was sealed in Hash Legend.

What glories and wonders await the pack as they embark on this TENTH celebration??
Lubrications, libations and dilations!
Loose women! Hard men! Questionable morals abound!
Long lost and far away Hashers resurfacing for drunken revelry!
And yeah, there will probably be more free shit, too.

Cum help smash records and challenge logic on this tenth anal-versary!

Oh, and make sure you have a sober way home. No one wants Johnny Law contacting next of kin this holiday season.

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