Cum get Leid by Corn and Poon Hare(s): Monsoon Poon & Cornman on the Cob
Address: 4675 Tecolote Rd.
Directions: Tecolote Canyon Natural Park and Nature Center - in the parking lot closest to the Tecolote Canyon Trailhead Map Link:https://goo.gl/maps/nDDhYjQaYMjBErJYA Run Fee: $7 Trail type: A to A Dog friendly: Other (specified in Notes) Notes: Summer heat got you feeling hot and horny? Cum on out and get leid by Corn and Poon! Relive your best or worst college days (make your walk of shame a RUN OF SHAME!). We got cheerleaders, jocks, and all the hormones you need. This hot and moist humpin trail is sure to deliver.
Sport your best Hawaiian shirt or gear. Lei’s will be provided.
Needs to know: bring change shoes and clothes, chairs, swimsuit, beach things and towel. There will be a few water crossings. Plan for a bonfire 🔥 and beach for circle/on after.
Dog Friendly: must be leashed. Doable for trail savvy dogs and a few fences to hop.
