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San Diego Hash  Every Friday night and every other Sunday morning   Sunday, July 24, 2022 10:00am
Pirates & Booty Hash II (Pride Edition)
Hare(s): ManPirate, Booti Bear, & Spongy Ding Dong
Address: 4005 Massachusetts Ave
La Mesa, CA 91941
Directions: Use 4001 Massachusetts in your GPS of choice. House is set back all the way up the driveway past another house. Parking for the first six or so cars otherwise park on the street and walk up the massive hill.
Run Fee: 10 Gold Doubloons (via CashApp to $SanDiegoH3, $1 off for each Virgin you bring, Virgins r*n second trail for $Free)
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes:
Trail Distance
Peg Leg: 2.75 miles - 2 beverage checks
Turkey: 3.8 miles - 3 beverage checks
Eagle: 4.65 miles - 4 beverage checks
Shiggy: Yes
Pillaging: Yes
Dog friendly: Yes (but foxtails and an assortment of stickers all around in shiggy)

Aarrrrr! Ahoy Wankers! In case ye didn't be knowing, it's International Smelly Pirate Pride Day! So bring your best pirate pride outfits and plenty of booty because today be a day of pillaging the muggle folk of La Mesa and Lemon Grove.

Tis better to be dressed for the occasion or be forced to walk me plank. Eye patches, talking parrots, undead monkeys (naughty monkeys get spanked), flint pistols, rusty cutlasses, hook hands, anal hooks, and peg legs (if you're into pegging) will keep you safe while doing battle against the local inhabitants. Use your semen's eye to keep a sharp lookout, XXX may mark the spot.

Be on the lookout for booty on trail. Whomever collects the most booty on trail wins a piratey prize. Also best pirate outfit will win a prize.

On after will be held on ManAIDS Island. Gorge yourself on the finest rations offered up by the Spongiest of Ding Dongs and the tastiest grog provided by the hares and our beermeister to ensure the scurvy stays at bay. Drink responsibly, carpool,or share an Uber!

Make sure you parley with your mateys and request permission to board your fellow pirate or you may get keelhauled by the rest of the crew.

But how do you do this in pirate-speak you ask? See recommendations below - 60% of the time, these work every time:
-Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?
-Come on up and see me urchins?
-I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.
-Pardon me, but would ya mind if I fired me cannon through your porthole?
-Well, blow me down?

Pirate Trivia:
Bung hole: Victuals on a ship were stored in wooden casks. The stopper in the barrel is called the bung, and the hole is called the bung hole.

Besides pirate gear bring sunscreen, it gonna be hot mateys.

Yo ho ho, it's the pirate's life for me!


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