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Link to this Event  View Map North Park Republic Hash    Thursday, March 28, 2024 6:30pm
MLB (Matt LeBlanc) Opening Day Trail!!
Hare(s): Cuc-up-her & ManAIDS
Address: True North Tavern
3815 30th St
San Diego, CA 92104
Map Link: https://maps.app.goo.gl/iK23UwxYLYahM8mQ...
Run Fee: Pay as you go
Trail type: A to A prime
Dog friendly: Other (specified in Notes)
Notes:
Play (with my) Ball(s)!! That's right, it's MLB's Opening Day! Apparently, that's when the green teams fight against the blue teams and the red teams will touch each other's butts a lot before scoring a field goal?! I dunno, sport things!

Come join your favorite free hash wearing your favorite MLB shwag or Mattt LeBlanc character! Or whatever, do what you want!

Trail is 1.69 miles and Dog and Princess No Shiggity friendly. Verifying bars. Bring a torch!


Hashes Tomorrow


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San Diego
San Diego Hash  Every Friday night and every other Sunday morning   Friday, March 29, 2024 6:30pm
Get Ducked, Good Friday
Hare(s): Twinkerbell and Ain't Nothin', But A Horn Dog
Address: 5199 Brighton Avenue, San Diego 92107
Map Link: https://maps.app.goo.gl/kTeUeP4LNL7mXmgr...
Run Fee: 10
Trail type: A to A
On after: OB Brewery, 5041 Newport Avenue, San Diego
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes:
Come join me for my virgin hare as we show OB just how bad on this Good Friday we can be! If you have rubber ducks that you would like to bring with you, feel free to bring them along -- I'd love to share stories about how you got them. This will be a really fun trail with some cool scenery, possibly some neat trail treasure, and a really neat hill that is sure to make you laugh, cry, or just go...wtf, why?! I am incorporating not 4, not 2, but 3 drink checks.

*NOTE* This is a five mile trail, so make sure to eat your Wheaties and stretch your bodies! Food will be provided and since it is also Food On A Stick Day there will be some awesome food items that will be on a stick; kebab and corndogs!


Hashes Later This Week


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North County
North County Hash  Every Saturday morning.   Saturday, March 30, 2024 10:00am
Those aren't Cougars, they're Coyotes.
Hare(s): Toy Maker, Weblow Scouts, La Buff, Acute Triangle.
Address: A is at Cerro de Los Posas Recreation Park, Corner of N. Los Posas and Borden Road in San Marcos. B is at Dos Desperados Brewery, corner of Los Posas and Linda Vista, in San Marcos.
Directions: Take Los Posas Exit off of Hwy 78 and head North for 1 mile to Borden. Turn right on Borden and it is the first Right into the Park. Dos Desperados is South from the Park about 2 miles on Los Posas at the intersection to Linda Vista.
Map Link: https://www.google.com/maps/@33.1607512,...
Run Fee: 8 bucks
Trail type: A to A, drive to B
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes:
I would advise keeping your dogs on a leash because there are several packs of coyotes in the hills where the trail is laid. The Turkey trail is about 4 miles and will be marked with white cotton twine because a rain storm is expected. The Turkey is city trail and DG so it should not be muddy, just wet. The Eagle goes thru steep shiggy and steep slippery trail. There is a Super Turkey split off from the Eagle for those that find one hump is enough. There will be 2 beer checks.


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San Diego
San Diego Hash  Every Friday night and every other Sunday morning   Sunday, March 31, 2024 10:00am
Easter Morning Fun
Hare(s): The usual crowd of Mystery Hares
Address: The gazebos at the north end of Crown Point Park in Pacific Beach.
Directions: From I-5, take Balboa/Garnet/Grand Ave west towards the beach. Turn south on Ingraham, then left (east) on Moorland Dr until you drive into the park. Look for the blue-roofed gazebos and Screaming Hashers.
Map Link: https://maps.app.goo.gl/ebVs58DgAF3XYnEK...
Run Fee: $10 (cheap!)
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes:
A four mile trail with Easter-themed drink checks. Short-cut opportunities for wankers.


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Humpin
Humpin Hash  Every Sunday afternoon.   Sunday, March 31, 2024 2:00pm
Sunday Sunday Sunday Easter Sunday
Hare(s): Titty Kitty and 4 Whores (AKA 47)
Address: 1940 Diamond St San Marcos CA 92078
Directions: Lot behind the FX Luminaire Building
Map Link: https://maps.app.goo.gl/UhmJQuJ3YnbdAjav...
Run Fee: 8 American dollars
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Other (specified in Notes)
Notes:
30 Years ago, I hared a White House H3 Easter Sunday trail with 2 virgin co-hares. Taking the pack through Rock Creek, the US Naval Observatory (where the Secret Service chased the pack away) and through the National Cathedral while Easter services were being held. I did many down downs that day. Can I repeat this feat? I will try. So cum and enjoy a wet Easter with Humpin H3 with an on trail egg hunt sure to please with lots of shiggy.

I may move the start a few 100 feet depending on if gates are locked.

Dogs - This may be too tough for all dogs, particularly small & medium size puppers. I would leave Dogs at home for this trail.

Bring dry shoes, socks, pants, shirts for after the trail. Rain is forecasted as well so plan accordingly.

OnOn


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Larrikins
Larrikins Hash  Every Monday night.   Monday, April 1, 2024 6:30pm
April Fools
Hare(s): Whore Door
Address: NuNu's Tavern. Hillcrest, Banker's Hill? One of those two.
Map Link: https://maps.app.goo.gl/sbGYN2ZiPjRpAwjB...
Run Fee: 5
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes:
Prepare yourself for a debaucherous April fools day trail with the hedonistic mischief-makers and pranksters that call themselves Larrikins as we unleash our chaos throughout Balboa Park / Bankers Hill / Hillcrest. Trust nothing, trust no one.

You can expect trail marks that will keep you guessing like turns on a single puff of flour, true trails leading you astray, impossible to solve checks and more! If you succeed, you'll be rewarded with drink checks overflowing with liquid courage, and antics that will test your physical and mental tolerance for havoc. Your hare and the local volunteers will do their best to include the classic is that human or dog poop game.

Embrace the spirit of April Fool's day and break out your most outrageous costumes. Whether you don a stupid hat, wear mismatched socks like Larry, or wear that pickle onesie Taco Spewsday claims to own, we will run with reckless abandon and do our best to make even the homeless wonder WTF these people are on. On this Monday, nothing is right or wrong. Unless you're hash shit, then you're wrong. Don't be a fool and miss out! If you manage to finish trail, indulge in NuNu's very tasty kitchen open until 11, or one of their surprisingly good cocktail at the On-In.


Hashes Later This Month


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Humpin
Humpin Hash  Every Sunday afternoon.   Saturday, April 13, 2024 12:00pm
Bar2Bar: Rocket and Sally's Purple Wedding Bachelor/Bachelorette
Hare(s): Rock Hard, BORT, Pop Rockz, Kids Meal, Anal Rose, Dragon Dick
Address: Holiday Park, Carlsbad
Map Link: https://www.google.com/maps/place/Holida...
Run Fee: Before March 1: $49; March 1-31: $59 April 1onward: $69
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Other (specified in Notes)
Notes:
Cum one, cum all and celebrate the upcoming unholy union of two people brought together by the Humpin Hash. This year's theme is a bachelor/bachelorette party in honor of Rocket and Sally -- wear your best purple, penis necklaces, and other on theme regalia as you see fit. Rego covers lunch, pre- and post-trail drinks, drink checks on trail, plus one drink per hasher at some of the bar stops on trail, and a keepsake better than herpes.

Rego will be up on Hash Rego soon -- payment to Humpin Cashapp with your hash name and bar2bar in the subject line.

Hash hotel forthcumming - suggestions welcome


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Larrikins
Larrikins Hash  Every Monday night.   Monday, April 15, 2024 6:30pm
12th Anal Big Lebowski Shitshow
Hare(s): Princess Pissy Sheets, Fingerbang An Orangutan, Restroom Roulette
Address: SRO Lounge
1807 Fifth Ave
San Diego, CA 92101
Map Link: https://goo.gl/maps/24nWzYb1jYEEEELPA
Run Fee: $6
Trail type: A to B
Dog friendly: No
Notes:
Come on out to celebrate the sloppiest Larrikins' trail of the year. The Big Lebowski Shitshow! All you half minds will find out what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass! We will once again be honoring the Dude with a nice easy run over some (Jeff) bridges. Costume tributes are highly encouraged. Robes, bowling shirts, old army jackets from 'Nam, Nihilist apparel, purple jumpsuits, rugs, etc. The run fee is an extra dollar to help cover the infamous dueling White Ru**ian checks. Dueling checks?! Yup. This years marks the return of the dueling beverage checks. You get to vote on whose was better. Leave your marmots at home for this one. If you don't like it, well, that's just like, your opinion man. Trail will start at the original On-In from (over) 10 years ago, SRO Lounge, and end at a different location with bowling! There will be a B van to haul your crap to the end. Please designate a driver or otherwise make plans to get home safely. The pack abides.


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Mission Harriettes
Mission Harriettes Hash    Saturday, June 15, 2024 2:00pm
MHH3 5th Anal Pride Hash
Hare(s): Marco PoleHo & Flying Starfish
Address: The Hole in the Wall
2820 Lytton St.
San Diego, CA 92110
Map Link: https://www.google.com/maps/search/?api=...
Run Fee: $15
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes:
Mission Harriettes do Pride AGAIN! Come celebrate SELF LOVE (masturbation counts) and SELF WORTH with us as Marco PoleHO and Flying Starfish lead you on an adventure of Pride and SHEnanigans. See if YOU can beat The Hole this time (***whispers ominously*** the hole ALWAYS wins...) There will be plenty of rainbows and SHEnanigans on trail. So dress up in rainbow and Cum play with us!!

Good luck and HAPPY F*CKING PRIDE MONTH!!!
#lovewins


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Larrikins
Larrikins Hash  Every Monday night.   Friday, July 26, 2024 1:00pm
Larrikins Campout 2024 - Cum Y Con: A Comic Cumvention
Hare(s): Larrikins Mismanagement
Address: Balneario Las Palmas
Carre. Libre Tijuana Km. 64 1/2, 22710 La Mision, B.C., Mexico
Map Link: https://maps.app.goo.gl/WuNFv1Bqa9M8zzKf...
Run Fee: $99-$129
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: No
Notes:
SAVE THE DATE. We're going back to the happiest place on earth: Baja California Mexico! Registration will go live on 1/1/2024 and will start at the bargain price of $99.

Pack your party capes and sunscreen, because this summer's hash extravaganza awaits in Mexico at Larrikins Cum y Con Campout - where sun, sex, shots and superheroes collide in a legendary weekend of epic proportions.

Imagine Comic-Con met a drunken black's beach bash, and they decided to throw the wildest fiesta south of the border. Picture Spider-Man shotgunning beers next to Wonder Woman mixing cocktails, while Iron Man tries to break a pinata and Catwoman is...doing something to Jessica Rabbit. There will be Olympdicks worthy of an Avengers showdown and a dance party wetter/hotter than Aqua Man.

Break out your best cosplay, because we're turning Balneario Las Palmas into our own Comic-Con rave. But it's not just about the costumes; it's about the beer flowing like the Justice League's teamwork and the party vibe reaching levels higher than Thor's hammer. So, dust off your favorite cosplay, grab your condoms and sunscreen (because even superheroes need protection), and join us for a weekend of debauchery, laughter, and more tequila shots than there are stars in the Marvel universe. This will be a party that makes even Tony Stark jealous.

Get ready for a weekend where the only thing setting at sunset is the sun, and the only thing rising at sunrise is Weird Al's Boner. Spoiler alert: this is an event you won't want to miss, and the memories will be more legendary than Inspector Gadget's utility belt. See you there, fellow hashers!

Hashrego link: https://hashrego.com/events/clh3-california-larrikins-mexico-campout-202-2024

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