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Volleyball Hash
Thursday, September 21, 2023 5:00pm
Volleying at liberty station
Hare(s): Big red and 99
Address: 2750 Dewey Rd
San Diego, CA
Map Link: https://www.google.com/maps/place/2750+D...
Run Fee: 3$
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes:
Volleyball at liberty station. We play across the street from the old soda and swine (now called Cucina 35)Left of the cannons/Bathrooms. It's BYOB and chair. 3$ fee.
Hare(s): Big red and 99
Address: 2750 Dewey Rd
San Diego, CA
Map Link: https://www.google.com/maps/place/2750+D...
Run Fee: 3$
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes:
Volleyball at liberty station. We play across the street from the old soda and swine (now called Cucina 35)Left of the cannons/Bathrooms. It's BYOB and chair. 3$ fee.
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Iron Rule Hash
Friday, September 22, 2023 6:00pm
Hare(s): Mae West
Address: 9604 Candy Lane, La Mesa, CA 91941
Directions: The cross street is Lemon, Mt Helix area.
Map Link: https://www.google.com/maps/search/?api=...
Run Fee: $8.00
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes:
Parking at the top for Beer meister, Hash Cash & wine'r, Gillard's and next hare only. Everyone else, please park on the street and walk up the driveway. The run start is poolside.
There will be a turkey and eagle trail - all streets....there is no Shiggy on Mt Helix. You may want to bring a flashlight light. The only trail guarantee is that it will not be flat.
The on in will have good food, pool and hot tub.
Address: 9604 Candy Lane, La Mesa, CA 91941
Directions: The cross street is Lemon, Mt Helix area.
Map Link: https://www.google.com/maps/search/?api=...
Run Fee: $8.00
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes:
Parking at the top for Beer meister, Hash Cash & wine'r, Gillard's and next hare only. Everyone else, please park on the street and walk up the driveway. The run start is poolside.
There will be a turkey and eagle trail - all streets....there is no Shiggy on Mt Helix. You may want to bring a flashlight light. The only trail guarantee is that it will not be flat.
The on in will have good food, pool and hot tub.
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San Diego Hash
Friday, September 22, 2023 6:30pm
TuTu Beer Mile Shenanigans
Hare(s): Reverend Anal Rose, Baby Huey, Grassy's Gourmet Food Hare and special guests that I will chose with a vengence
Address: Murray Ridge Park, 8651 Celestine Ave
Directions: West end of the park. From Murray Ridge turn west onto Chantilly. Do NOT turn onto Celestine. Unless you want to walk to the start the long way.
Map Link: https://maps.app.goo.gl/PpgfALCQfqsJpuVT...
Run Fee: $10
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes:
I know as much about running an actual Beer Mile as I do training bears to ride unicycles. I actually won LAST PLACE the last time we did this. I'm not even sure how I got this gig (ahem, Butthurt!!).
So I've reached out to our resident BME (Beer Mile Expert) for assistance. Baby Huey is available and we will have official rules. If you follow them you will qualify to have your stats officially posted. If you don't, you will still have a chance for public park vomiting. Please leave the bears at home. Unless that's what you're into. Unicycles highly encouraged. One thing is for sure and that you already know, we know how to get you drunk.
Oh yeah. Wear a tutu for the 22nd.
Disclaimer- There will be no uHauls, recreated Hashits or trophies on this trail.
Hare(s): Reverend Anal Rose, Baby Huey, Grassy's Gourmet Food Hare and special guests that I will chose with a vengence
Address: Murray Ridge Park, 8651 Celestine Ave
Directions: West end of the park. From Murray Ridge turn west onto Chantilly. Do NOT turn onto Celestine. Unless you want to walk to the start the long way.
Map Link: https://maps.app.goo.gl/PpgfALCQfqsJpuVT...
Run Fee: $10
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes:
I know as much about running an actual Beer Mile as I do training bears to ride unicycles. I actually won LAST PLACE the last time we did this. I'm not even sure how I got this gig (ahem, Butthurt!!).
So I've reached out to our resident BME (Beer Mile Expert) for assistance. Baby Huey is available and we will have official rules. If you follow them you will qualify to have your stats officially posted. If you don't, you will still have a chance for public park vomiting. Please leave the bears at home. Unless that's what you're into. Unicycles highly encouraged. One thing is for sure and that you already know, we know how to get you drunk.
Oh yeah. Wear a tutu for the 22nd.
Disclaimer- There will be no uHauls, recreated Hashits or trophies on this trail.
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North County Hash
Saturday, September 23, 2023 10:00am
Miss You Already, Whoreo, Hash
Hare(s): Thumb and Thumber, D-Duck, OctaMom
Address: The green space in the Torrey Pines area, at Science Park Rd. and Torreyana Rd.
Directions: Go to North Torrey Pines Rd. and look for Science Park Rd. Take Science Park Rd. east to Torreyana Rd., look for pleasant green space, hashers.
Map Link: https://maps.app.goo.gl/XpMDmsSuxTrxJsnH...
Thomas Bros: 32.902259294509214, -117.23844277688882
Run Fee: $8
Trail type: A to A
On after: New English Brewery
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes:
Cum join us in Torrey Pines for fun and frolic as we welcome back our lovely and sweet GM, Tick Tac, for her 2nd year and say hello to our new GM, Blackcock Down (if he shows). Will Blackcock be funny, will he be mean to the Pack if they talk out of turn? We shall see. Eagles, bring a light source, aggressive shoes, and prepare to get feet wet. Turkeys will need trail shoes but not a light source. This is a douchebag trail, FYI, so the usual shit show. Turks at 4 miles, Eagles 7-10 miles.
Hare(s): Thumb and Thumber, D-Duck, OctaMom
Address: The green space in the Torrey Pines area, at Science Park Rd. and Torreyana Rd.
Directions: Go to North Torrey Pines Rd. and look for Science Park Rd. Take Science Park Rd. east to Torreyana Rd., look for pleasant green space, hashers.
Map Link: https://maps.app.goo.gl/XpMDmsSuxTrxJsnH...
Thomas Bros: 32.902259294509214, -117.23844277688882
Run Fee: $8
Trail type: A to A
On after: New English Brewery
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes:
Cum join us in Torrey Pines for fun and frolic as we welcome back our lovely and sweet GM, Tick Tac, for her 2nd year and say hello to our new GM, Blackcock Down (if he shows). Will Blackcock be funny, will he be mean to the Pack if they talk out of turn? We shall see. Eagles, bring a light source, aggressive shoes, and prepare to get feet wet. Turkeys will need trail shoes but not a light source. This is a douchebag trail, FYI, so the usual shit show. Turks at 4 miles, Eagles 7-10 miles.
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San Diego Family Hash
Sunday, September 24, 2023 10:00am
The Joys of Public Education
Hare(s): Jacuzzi and Dolly
Address: 1174 Alexandra Lane,
Encinitas, CA 92024
Map Link: https://www.google.com/maps/search/?api=...
Run Fee: Adults $10, kids 5-18 $5, 4 and under free
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: No
Notes:
National Punctuation day! Summer has officially ended and it's back to school where we all told our English teacher we would never need to use a semi colon or comma... and it shows!
Join hares Jacuzzi and Dolly, and hare helpers Just Ella & Just Luke for a fun run around Encinitas! Bring the whole family of course!
Hare(s): Jacuzzi and Dolly
Address: 1174 Alexandra Lane,
Encinitas, CA 92024
Map Link: https://www.google.com/maps/search/?api=...
Run Fee: Adults $10, kids 5-18 $5, 4 and under free
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: No
Notes:
National Punctuation day! Summer has officially ended and it's back to school where we all told our English teacher we would never need to use a semi colon or comma... and it shows!
Join hares Jacuzzi and Dolly, and hare helpers Just Ella & Just Luke for a fun run around Encinitas! Bring the whole family of course!
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Humpin Hash
Sunday, September 24, 2023 2:00pm
Sweet Pea and Poon celebrates World River Day
Hare(s): Monsoon Poon and Sweet Pee
Address: Buena Vista Park
1601 Shadowridge Dr, Vista, CA 92081
Directions: Park on Shadow Ridge Drive unless you plan on the potential of leaving you vehicle overnight. Park's gates close at sunset.
Map Link: https://www.google.com/maps/search/?api=...
Run Fee: $8
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Other (specified in Notes)
Notes:
Hare(s): Monsoon Poon and Sweet Pee
Run Fee: $8
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Maybe (tough hash dogs okay with water and thick shiggy)
Address: Buena Vista Park
1601 Shadowridge Dr, Vista, CA 92081
*** Park on the street. Park closes at Sunset***
Monsoon Poon and Sweet Pee will be bringing you bimbos and wankers a Humpin Shiggylicious and Wet trail to celebrate World Rivers Day. This may even be some virgin territory.
Notes: Shiggy socks a must. Be prepared to get wet. Change of shoes and clothes recommended for after. There is some P.O. Noted but should be safe if you stay on trail.
Hare(s): Monsoon Poon and Sweet Pee
Address: Buena Vista Park
1601 Shadowridge Dr, Vista, CA 92081
Directions: Park on Shadow Ridge Drive unless you plan on the potential of leaving you vehicle overnight. Park's gates close at sunset.
Map Link: https://www.google.com/maps/search/?api=...
Run Fee: $8
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Other (specified in Notes)
Notes:
Hare(s): Monsoon Poon and Sweet Pee
Run Fee: $8
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Maybe (tough hash dogs okay with water and thick shiggy)
Address: Buena Vista Park
1601 Shadowridge Dr, Vista, CA 92081
*** Park on the street. Park closes at Sunset***
Monsoon Poon and Sweet Pee will be bringing you bimbos and wankers a Humpin Shiggylicious and Wet trail to celebrate World Rivers Day. This may even be some virgin territory.
Notes: Shiggy socks a must. Be prepared to get wet. Change of shoes and clothes recommended for after. There is some P.O. Noted but should be safe if you stay on trail.
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Larrikins Hash
Monday, September 25, 2023 6:30pm
Last Dance with Innuendo?
Hare(s): Inu + your name here
Address: Main Tap Tavern
518 E Main St
El Cajon, CA 92020
Map Link: https://maps.app.goo.gl/nzxeg5aXwdMgKKys...
Run Fee: $5
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes:
Hector the bar employee I spoke with Sun 9-17 used to run cross country, and more importantly ran a beer mile in 9:15.
Fingerbang was given a choice between a run start in downtown La Jolla and El Cajon, and thought this would be novel.
Co-hare and you will possibly be the answer to Anal Rose's Pub hash - SD hash trivia in 2033 with who was Inu's last co-hare.
Hare(s): Inu + your name here
Address: Main Tap Tavern
518 E Main St
El Cajon, CA 92020
Map Link: https://maps.app.goo.gl/nzxeg5aXwdMgKKys...
Run Fee: $5
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes:
Hector the bar employee I spoke with Sun 9-17 used to run cross country, and more importantly ran a beer mile in 9:15.
Fingerbang was given a choice between a run start in downtown La Jolla and El Cajon, and thought this would be novel.
Co-hare and you will possibly be the answer to Anal Rose's Pub hash - SD hash trivia in 2033 with who was Inu's last co-hare.
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Mission Harriettes Hash
Wednesday, September 27, 2023 6:30pm
Hulu Girls do the Beach
Hare(s): Green Piece, Oh Shit, Burnt Tatas
Address: Intersection of Bird Rock Avenue and Waverly Avenue, La Jolla
Directions: Check Google for fastest traffic route. May take 52 and exit La Jolla Parkway, or take I-5 and exit at Grand/Garnet. Head towards the ocean.
Map Link: https://www.google.com/maps/place/Waverl...
Run Fee: $10 includes hot food
Trail type: A to A prime
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes:
Wear your best Hawaiian / Tiki / Parrothead clothing! Run features a virgin ending in Dr. Dive's and Tata's backyard. Well-behaved dogs are allowed. Parking in this neighborhood can be challenging, so please try to carpool.
Hare(s): Green Piece, Oh Shit, Burnt Tatas
Address: Intersection of Bird Rock Avenue and Waverly Avenue, La Jolla
Directions: Check Google for fastest traffic route. May take 52 and exit La Jolla Parkway, or take I-5 and exit at Grand/Garnet. Head towards the ocean.
Map Link: https://www.google.com/maps/place/Waverl...
Run Fee: $10 includes hot food
Trail type: A to A prime
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes:
Wear your best Hawaiian / Tiki / Parrothead clothing! Run features a virgin ending in Dr. Dive's and Tata's backyard. Well-behaved dogs are allowed. Parking in this neighborhood can be challenging, so please try to carpool.
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Full Moon Hash
Thursday, September 28, 2023 6:30pm
Farmers Only on the Harvest Moon
Hare(s): Whore Door
Address: West End
5157 La Jolla Blvd, San Diego, CA 92109
Directions: In between PB and La Jolla. Go to PB, drive north until you start seeing less 20 year-olds and the houses start looking a bit nicer. That's about the spot.
Map Link: https://maps.app.goo.gl/hDPvgaTExqQb8JcE...
Run Fee: 5
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes:
Who knows the Harvest Moon better than our conservative farmer friends? Break out your formal flannel or overalls and cum dressed in your farm best to celebrate the bountiful harvest these hard working Americans provide to our non-tanned, fragile, snowflake SoCal city hands. When else are racists encouraged!?
Best stories of awkward farmer-type related first dates or hookups may be awarded with prizes if the hare gets his shit together. So 40% chance.
Co-hares gladly accepted. Hares Away at 1845
Hare(s): Whore Door
Address: West End
5157 La Jolla Blvd, San Diego, CA 92109
Directions: In between PB and La Jolla. Go to PB, drive north until you start seeing less 20 year-olds and the houses start looking a bit nicer. That's about the spot.
Map Link: https://maps.app.goo.gl/hDPvgaTExqQb8JcE...
Run Fee: 5
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes:
Who knows the Harvest Moon better than our conservative farmer friends? Break out your formal flannel or overalls and cum dressed in your farm best to celebrate the bountiful harvest these hard working Americans provide to our non-tanned, fragile, snowflake SoCal city hands. When else are racists encouraged!?
Best stories of awkward farmer-type related first dates or hookups may be awarded with prizes if the hare gets his shit together. So 40% chance.
Co-hares gladly accepted. Hares Away at 1845
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Larrikins Hash
Monday, October 2, 2023 6:30pm
The Micropenis Pride Hash
Hare(s): Brown eye, Silly, Abercrombie
Address: Aero Club Bar
3365 India St, San Diego, CA 92103
Map Link: https://maps.app.goo.gl/NovUyWjbmhE61jAX...
Run Fee: 5
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes:
Are you a micro man or an inch-luvin lady. Join us for the first micropenis pride hash. There will be pride stickers, little jello dicks, the delicious nut from a thousand elfs, an micro-penis poetry contest, and more!
Come out of the shadows and parade that baby carrot around. Come dressed as anything small and powerful.
Trail should be under 4, a mix of shiggy and pavement. Lots to see, in addition to your teenie weenie.
On after is Aero Club. They love us and offer free shots and drink specials. It's a great venue with lots of room, video games inside, cheap beer and great whiskey.
Hare(s): Brown eye, Silly, Abercrombie
Address: Aero Club Bar
3365 India St, San Diego, CA 92103
Map Link: https://maps.app.goo.gl/NovUyWjbmhE61jAX...
Run Fee: 5
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes:
Are you a micro man or an inch-luvin lady. Join us for the first micropenis pride hash. There will be pride stickers, little jello dicks, the delicious nut from a thousand elfs, an micro-penis poetry contest, and more!
Come out of the shadows and parade that baby carrot around. Come dressed as anything small and powerful.
Trail should be under 4, a mix of shiggy and pavement. Lots to see, in addition to your teenie weenie.
On after is Aero Club. They love us and offer free shots and drink specials. It's a great venue with lots of room, video games inside, cheap beer and great whiskey.