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Humpin Hash
Sunday, December 5, 2021 2:00pm
Glorious Return To 92OO8, and Preparation for Pearl Harbor Day
Hare(s): Captain Jerk, Dragon Dick, SnuffleUpMyAss, and Secret Mystery Hares
Address: Holiday Park Corner of Pio Pico and Pine, Carlsbad, 92008.
Directions: Exit 5 at Tammysrack, go away from big blue salty wet thing, immediate left on Pio Pico, go past sketchy motels (aka, where you may be staying Sun nite), past 4 way stop, past homeless 3-way, right on Pine, park, drink. Map Link: https://www.google.com/maps/@33.1611454,... Run Fee: $8? And something Ca$h app something. Pre-lube: There are usually a few guys drinking on or under the picnic tables. Please BYOB. Trail type: A to A On after: The Alley, Grand Ave near train tracks. Dog friendly: Yes Notes: Greetings! We are BACK to the Center Of The Universe with a 5-7 mile trail featuring gentrification, rezoning, beer, estuaries (gentrified swamps), lagoons (gentrified swamps), and beer. And beer.
IMPORTANT: Please don't go to CJ's old house or condo, as we don't know if they have beer in the fridge there anymore.
ALSO IMPORTANT: And At This Tiiiiiiiiiiime: Excellent On-After! Come for the trail, but stay for the band!
Yes, that rockin act that's played all yer favorite tunes at the Alley for 15+ years is putting on a special sunday SUNday SUNDAY show for US, 5:30-8:30p. Special guest vocalists included and encouraged. And if you haven't had Midori since high school, this is your chance... also perhaps your last chance to hang out in a railway-adjacent swamp that hasn't been gentrified!
Annnd yes, it's almost Pearl Harbor Day! Ask BORT about it -- he retired from the service just the week beforehand. In his honor, Kamakaazziis and Manhattans will be on special.
OnON!!
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