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Iron Rule
Iron Rule Hash  Every other Friday night.   Friday, December 2, 2022 6:00pm
Moonlight and a Beach
Hare(s): Dirty Rutted Scoundrel & Watch'em Bounce
Address: 1025 Stratford Dr., Encinitas 92024
Directions: From I5 exit on Santa Fe Drive to the West. Stratford is first street past traffic circle, turn right. House is on the left. Go around the side to backyard.
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Thomas Bros: 1167 C1
Run Fee: $8
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
This will be another exciting run in the northern coastal zone. It will be Goldilocks like: not too short not too long.
The end will be outdoors will have some heat but dress warmly.

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San Diego
San Diego Hash  Every Friday night and every other Sunday morning   Friday, December 2, 2022 6:30pm
National Bartender Day...Really...Look it up!
Hare(s): Choke on my Woke, Goes Down Easy & Worst Bottom Ever
Address: Inspiration Point North,
San Diego, CA 92134
Directions: Go all the way to the end of President's Drive in Balboa Park.
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Run Fee: 10
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Other (specified in Notes)
In case you didn't know it is National Bartender Day this Friday so cum and join us for a December to remember holiday r*n as Choke on my Woke servers you up some holiday cheer, PBR & shitty imitation White Claw.

We will have plenty of body heat to warm you up as he will be setting the trail live. WE EMBRACE THE SHIT SHOW.
If that is not enough to lure you into this flat and short trail Goes Down Easy will have some tasty vittles to warm your insides up ....hint hint....;)

Expect under 5 MILES TRUE TRAIL. Single trail. No T/E split. BRING TORCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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North County
North County Hash  Every Saturday morning.   Saturday, December 3, 2022 10:00am
Cry Me a Liver
Hare(s): Cum on I Lean, All Socks No Cocks, Tic Tac, Tastes Like Fish
Address: Crestmont Residents Dog Park
Right next to 13731 Sparren Ave. San Diego, CA 92129
Directions: The park is on the corner of Greenberg Way and Sparren Ave.
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Thomas Bros: 32.969330, -117.136748
Run Fee: $8
Trail type: A to A
On after: Knotty Barrel
Dog friendly: Yes
Welcome to the "Cry Me a Liver" hash!! Let's celebrate All Socks No Cocks last moments of alcohol-induced hash behavior before a stint of doctor's orders sobriety. Let's send her liver off with a bang! Hopefully her sister's husband will still want it after we're done with it ;-)

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Humpin Hash  Every Sunday afternoon.   Sunday, December 4, 2022 2:00pm
Two Buses
Hare(s): Stop the Bus and Bussy Pussy
Address: San Dieguito Trail Head
17594 San Dieguito Rd, San Diego, CA 92127
Directions: Follow google. Look for Screaming Hashers.
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Run Fee: $8 (cheap!)
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
~5 mile off-pavement trail through a scenic and seldomly-hashed area. Parking is tight at the start, so please 1) carpool and 2) drive small cars so we can maximally tetris in the cars. Hare-away at 2:15. Incredible edibles by Bussy.

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Pickup Hash    Wednesday, December 7, 2022 6:30pm
Hare(s): Picked from the pack
Address: 4674 Mount Alifan Dr, San Diego, God's Country Clairemont
Directions: 4674 Mount Alifan Dr
Thomas Bros: 1248 F3
Run Fee: 6 pack of good beer
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Pick Up pack rules. We will pick a hare amongst those who show up, and are willing. They hare(flour and bag supplied), they get only a 5 minute head start, if you snare the hare you become the hare, old hare stops everyone for 2 minutes before chasing the new hare

Hashes Later This Month

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San Diego Get A Life Week 2022
Hare(s): Various
Address: Various
Run Fee: 0
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Other (specified in Notes)
Cum one, cum all! To the San Diego Area Get A Life Week Hash Event 2022!!
08DEC: Full Moon Hash @6:30pm - Cold Moon Theme. $4 r*n fee.
09DEC: SDH3 Holiday Party @6:30pm - Naughty or Nice theme. Rego's open, event capped at ~150.
10DEC: North County H3 @10:00am - $8 r*n fee. Likely a pot luck XXXmas event.
10DEC: Half-Assed H3 @5:00pm - 12 Drink Checks of Hashmas. 12 drink checks, Hashmas caroling, pretty lights, total shit show, event patch, wear your sexy holiday themed outfits. $12 r*n fee.
11DEC: SDH3 @10:00am - Sagittarius birthday hash. $10 r*n fee.
11DEC: Humpin H3 @2:00pm - Doin it for the Ho's. Sexy Santas convene for a continuation of holi-daze madness with Don't Ask Don't Spoon & Rub My Buns. Let's see your red velvet, white fur and black leather.
12DEC: California Larrikins H3 @6:30pm - Toys for Twats. Costumed trail and charity event. R*n fee is an unwrapped toy or cash for Marine Corp Toys for Tots Foundation.
12DEC: La Jolla H3 @6:30 - Great trails and views will make you feel young again! $8 r*n fee.
13DEC: Pub Hash @6:30pm - Holiday themed trivia pub hash and charity event. R*n fee is nonperishable food items or cash donations for the San Diego Food Bank. Most needed food items including canned meats, peanut butter, canned fruits and vegetables, infant formula, and cereal.
14DEC: San Diego Mission Harriettes @6:30pm - 13th Anal Tacky Light Tour through the beautifully decorated neighborhoods of Clairemont. $10 r*n fee.
-A total of 10 available hash events!! Make 7 of these and you are eligible to purchase the patch.
-There is no fee for San Diego's GALW event, just cum hash and pay normal trail hash cash!
-Details will be updated as kennels finalize their trails.
-Latest updates and run starts available at and Kennel FB pages
-Visitors that would like to partake in this amazing opportunity can contact ManAIDS to help arrange hash crash space.
On On!

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Full Moon
Full Moon Hash  Around the night of the full moon.   Thursday, December 8, 2022 6:30pm
Full Moon Trail #?: 2022 Holiday Get-a-Life Week opener
Hare(s): M.C. Pee Pants & Princess No Pants Nipple Dance
Address: Live Wire
2103 El Cajon Blvd, San Diego, CA 92104, United States
Directions: Corner of El Cajon & Alabama St in North Park
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Run Fee: $4 via CashApp
Pre-lube: Live Wire, opens at 5pm
Trail type: A to A
On after: Live Wire, open until 2am
Dog friendly: Yes
Join The Original Full Moon Hash Dec 8th for the kickoff trail of the 2022 Holiday San Diego Get-a-Life week!

(A total of ten available hash events; make seven of these & you are eligible to purchase the patch. Details for all trails posted as info becomes available to & as individual Facebook events within each (ir)responsible kennels private group.)

M.C. Pee Pants & Princess No Pants Nipple Dance will take us on a 3.69 stroller & dog friendly trail. Will have Walker/Turkey & Runner/Eagle split(s). Confirmed the bar allows pack-friendly pups.

Expect Fish Hook(s) & a Brown Bag of red wine along trail for proper lubrication & to warm your wanker heart. Food options are available in the area too for those wanting noms pre/post-trail.

Suggested to wear winter holiday themed attire & head lamps.

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San Diego
San Diego Hash  Every Friday night and every other Sunday morning   Friday, December 9, 2022 6:30pm
Holiday Party - Naughty or Nice
Hare(s): SDH3 Misman
Address: Alesmith Brewing
9990 AleSmith Ct, San Diego, CA 92126
Directions: Carpool or take an Uber
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Run Fee: $50 (b4 11/15) $60 after
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: No
Rego here:

Decide if you're going as Naughty or Nice at this year's San Diego Holiday Party. Regos are capped at 150, so get yours today. Carpool.

Includes 2 free drinks (wine/beer), dinner, raffle, dancing, and we'll be staging some bonus drinks outside. Just follow the hash marks.

**No outside alcohol inside. It's a brewery.
$50 from 11/1-11/15
$60 from 11/15-12/9

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Half-Assed Hash  About once a month.   Saturday, December 10, 2022 5:00pm
The 12 Drink Checks of Hashmas
Hare(s): Bloody In Tents & ManAIDS = Bloody ManAIDS!
Address: The Ould Sod
3373 Adams Ave
San Diego, CA 92116
Directions: Get there early for parking, enjoy pre-lube.
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Run Fee: $12
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Trail Only
It's finally back! Your favorite HAH3 holiday tradition ... the 12 Drink Checks of Hashmas. That's right 12 (count'em) 12 drink checks of holiday cheer right down your velvety throat. That's only $1 a drink and you get a sweet patch to commemorate the event that you probably won't even remember!

Additionally, we will be serenading the fine people of Normal Heights with some of our most delightful tunes. They will bask in our holiday spirit as we shower them with our glee, penetrating deep into their ear holes whether they want it or not.

Save the date and get your sexy hash holiday-inspired outfits ready! This trail counts towards your Get A Life Week!

We are getting the whole back patio of Ould Sod. Get there early to find parking or take an Uber. Pre-lube and patch handout @ 5pm, on out @ 6pm!

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San Diego
San Diego Hash  Every Friday night and every other Sunday morning   Sunday, December 11, 2022 10:00am
SDH3 Trail #2994: Sagittarius Birthday Run, Get a Life Week Edition
Hare(s): Penis Machinist, OJ on the Run, Corney Bee, Tranny Appleseed, F*ckn Larry, and Mystery hares.
Address: Big dirt lot near SD Parks and Recreation lot and the Velodrome in Balboa Park.
Directions: Take Pershing Drive from Upas Street make a right turn at the unpaved road toward the Velodrome and look for hashers.
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Thomas Bros: 1269 D7
Run Fee: $10 Cash App to $SanDiegoH3, $1 off for each Virgin you bring, Virgins r*n second trail for $Free
Trail type: A to A prime
Dog friendly: Yes
Cum on out an celebrate Sagittarius Birthdays and Get A Life Week. We have planned a great *un with trail, plenty of drink checks, off road, beer cheeks, streets and animals noises. You will have fun.

We are going to do a special shirt for the event. If we have enough interest. Cost and Details about the shirt to Follow.

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