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San Diego Hash
Friday, February 13, 2026 6:30pm
Bad Luck Friday the 13th Hash -- 2025 Outgoing misman run
Hare(s): D-Cup, Ain't Nuthin' but a Horndog, Fucking Larry
Address: 2227 Commonwealth Ave.
San Diego, CA 92104
Directions: South of Juniper on Commonwealth
Map Link: https://www.google.com/maps/place/2227+C...
Run Fee: 10
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Trail Only
Notes:
Bad Luck Friday the 13th Hash a.k.a. Outgoing 2025 SDH3 Mismanagement Run
You want to talk about Bad Luck in 2026?
Black Cats? Breaking a mirror? Hashing under a ladder?
None of those compare to the Bad Luck of a Friday the 13th run hared by the outgoing 2025 SDH3 Mismanagement!
First, you have your hare line of D-Cup, Ain't Nuthin' but a Horndog and Fucking Larry -- you'd think with those three miscreants, someone would get lucky!
Second, you have trail set by Fucking Larry who is in the Guinness Keg of World Records for most Hash Shit Erections -- allegedly.
Third, On-In is at Team Demoniacal Krewe Headquaters, i.e. D-Cup and Nymphomaniacal's Lava Lamp lit den of iniquity, located at 2227 Commonwealth Ave, San Diego -- see battle tested map link above for more details.
But it's not all spilled milk and skunked Old Style at the beer checks as there are two pieces of good luck:
1) In keeping with a Mardi Gras timeframe hash, homemade Gumbo is on the menu and perhaps Jambalaya.
2) Run Numbers are up to date and will be handed out at circle. There may be patches for the overachievers.
Place your bets on the Don't Pass (up the run) line as this trail will not crap out!
All cards on the table, I don't have much detail or even some good hare lies about the trail. But, I will go All-In on this write up once mismanagement delegates details about trail and beer checks.
Run checklist:
Feets and Shoes.
A headlamp as we will be running in the evening.
Mardi Gras attire if you are so inclined.
Dogs are trail ok, but no dogs at the On-In please -- we don't want to scare off any Black Cats that the feline distribution system may choose to put in our path.
Hare(s): D-Cup, Ain't Nuthin' but a Horndog, Fucking Larry
Address: 2227 Commonwealth Ave.
San Diego, CA 92104
Directions: South of Juniper on Commonwealth
Map Link: https://www.google.com/maps/place/2227+C...
Run Fee: 10
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Trail Only
Notes:
Bad Luck Friday the 13th Hash a.k.a. Outgoing 2025 SDH3 Mismanagement Run
You want to talk about Bad Luck in 2026?
Black Cats? Breaking a mirror? Hashing under a ladder?
None of those compare to the Bad Luck of a Friday the 13th run hared by the outgoing 2025 SDH3 Mismanagement!
First, you have your hare line of D-Cup, Ain't Nuthin' but a Horndog and Fucking Larry -- you'd think with those three miscreants, someone would get lucky!
Second, you have trail set by Fucking Larry who is in the Guinness Keg of World Records for most Hash Shit Erections -- allegedly.
Third, On-In is at Team Demoniacal Krewe Headquaters, i.e. D-Cup and Nymphomaniacal's Lava Lamp lit den of iniquity, located at 2227 Commonwealth Ave, San Diego -- see battle tested map link above for more details.
But it's not all spilled milk and skunked Old Style at the beer checks as there are two pieces of good luck:
1) In keeping with a Mardi Gras timeframe hash, homemade Gumbo is on the menu and perhaps Jambalaya.
2) Run Numbers are up to date and will be handed out at circle. There may be patches for the overachievers.
Place your bets on the Don't Pass (up the run) line as this trail will not crap out!
All cards on the table, I don't have much detail or even some good hare lies about the trail. But, I will go All-In on this write up once mismanagement delegates details about trail and beer checks.
Run checklist:
Feets and Shoes.
A headlamp as we will be running in the evening.
Mardi Gras attire if you are so inclined.
Dogs are trail ok, but no dogs at the On-In please -- we don't want to scare off any Black Cats that the feline distribution system may choose to put in our path.
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North County Hash
Saturday, February 14, 2026 10:00am
Presenting VD: Fuck Around and Find Out
Hare(s): Ain't Nuthin' but a Horn Dog , Cum Shui, Dingleberry, and Pearl Harbor
Address: 15938 El Camino Real, Rancho Santa Fe, CA 92091
Directions: Park on the street if you are young and cheap.
$5 parking in the park- look for the QR code on the FB event page
Map Link: https://maps.app.goo.gl/FMLRaPDV36fqy6in...
Run Fee: 8
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Other (specified in Notes)
Notes:
Presenting VD: Fuck Around and Find Out
Are you feeling a burning sensation ?
This may not be the cure but the ocean air may make you forget about it for a while.
Trails by Ain't Nuthin' but a Horn Dog ( yes I know I signed up to hare) and Cum Shui
Eagle-8.75 mi (yeah we did it )
Turkey 4.5
Walkers - as you wish
Food:
The lovely Dingleberry and Pearl Harbor will be feeding you a scrumptious lunch
Start will be in Park TBD by who gets there first!
I will try for the spot behind the turtle pond
https://maps.app.goo.gl/FMLRaPDV36fqy6in6?g_st=ic
Those dogs must be on a leash!!!
Hare(s): Ain't Nuthin' but a Horn Dog , Cum Shui, Dingleberry, and Pearl Harbor
Address: 15938 El Camino Real, Rancho Santa Fe, CA 92091
Directions: Park on the street if you are young and cheap.
$5 parking in the park- look for the QR code on the FB event page
Map Link: https://maps.app.goo.gl/FMLRaPDV36fqy6in...
Run Fee: 8
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Other (specified in Notes)
Notes:
Presenting VD: Fuck Around and Find Out
Are you feeling a burning sensation ?
This may not be the cure but the ocean air may make you forget about it for a while.
Trails by Ain't Nuthin' but a Horn Dog ( yes I know I signed up to hare) and Cum Shui
Eagle-8.75 mi (yeah we did it )
Turkey 4.5
Walkers - as you wish
Food:
The lovely Dingleberry and Pearl Harbor will be feeding you a scrumptious lunch
Start will be in Park TBD by who gets there first!
I will try for the spot behind the turtle pond
https://maps.app.goo.gl/FMLRaPDV36fqy6in6?g_st=ic
Those dogs must be on a leash!!!
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Humpin Hash
Saturday, February 14, 2026 12:00pm
Humpin's Anal 126 Drink Checks
Hare(s): Ben Dover, Scar Tissue, TBD
Address: Laguna Riviera Park
Kelly Drive Carlsbad, CA
Directions: Look for Wankers in Onesies!
Map Link: https://maps.app.goo.gl/T4R3XYNq9sJmjwyG...
Run Fee: $15
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes:
Hash Rego sign up: https://hashrego.com/events/sdhumpin-126-drink-checks
What to Wear: Onesies! Bonus points for red onesies!
A short history about the 100 plus beer checks coming to Humpin' H3. Back in 2003, Dover's outlandish behavior of more beer pit stops than imagine was enough for LBH3, LAH3, and OCHHH. And like Alexander The Great, who wept and cried for no more lands to conquer. Well, Ben Dover wept and cried for no more beer checks to conquer. Well, that's what he thought. When all hope is lost, a miracle happens. Ben Dover got in touch with Humpin' famous Sex Cadet and told him about the countless of beers on trail. SC open his eyes with delight and said, Fuck Yeah! Let's do it! God bless the Marines! Uncle Sam's Misunderstood Children who accepted Dover's wild imagination for a hash trail. Rest is history!
So the guild for 100 plus beer checks. Eat a good breakfast before the drink fest. Never start that event on an empty stomach, ever. The hares are cutting down on the beers per every beer check. We are looking at one beer at every sud stop. 126 beers is a lot, right? We'll also add shots, water, and other alcoholic beverage. Boy! It will be fun! The hash trail itself will be dominated by beer check, after beer check, after beer check.... Yeah, the hares get cute. But! As always, the hares always turn around and join into the infamous party on trail.
Order a Humpin Happi here: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/15Vs--6loXedHPxOFUWUBsPjBkY9MyyWgrvgL7EqMKNk/edit
Hare(s): Ben Dover, Scar Tissue, TBD
Address: Laguna Riviera Park
Kelly Drive Carlsbad, CA
Directions: Look for Wankers in Onesies!
Map Link: https://maps.app.goo.gl/T4R3XYNq9sJmjwyG...
Run Fee: $15
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes:
Hash Rego sign up: https://hashrego.com/events/sdhumpin-126-drink-checks
What to Wear: Onesies! Bonus points for red onesies!
A short history about the 100 plus beer checks coming to Humpin' H3. Back in 2003, Dover's outlandish behavior of more beer pit stops than imagine was enough for LBH3, LAH3, and OCHHH. And like Alexander The Great, who wept and cried for no more lands to conquer. Well, Ben Dover wept and cried for no more beer checks to conquer. Well, that's what he thought. When all hope is lost, a miracle happens. Ben Dover got in touch with Humpin' famous Sex Cadet and told him about the countless of beers on trail. SC open his eyes with delight and said, Fuck Yeah! Let's do it! God bless the Marines! Uncle Sam's Misunderstood Children who accepted Dover's wild imagination for a hash trail. Rest is history!
So the guild for 100 plus beer checks. Eat a good breakfast before the drink fest. Never start that event on an empty stomach, ever. The hares are cutting down on the beers per every beer check. We are looking at one beer at every sud stop. 126 beers is a lot, right? We'll also add shots, water, and other alcoholic beverage. Boy! It will be fun! The hash trail itself will be dominated by beer check, after beer check, after beer check.... Yeah, the hares get cute. But! As always, the hares always turn around and join into the infamous party on trail.
Order a Humpin Happi here: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/15Vs--6loXedHPxOFUWUBsPjBkY9MyyWgrvgL7EqMKNk/edit
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San Diego Hash
Sunday, February 15, 2026 10:00am
AGM 2026
Hare(s): Current and Former SDH3 GM's
Address: 4299 Cosoy Way, San Diego CA.
Directions: Run Start/End will be at top of park in the grassy field near the restroom.
If all street parking is taken when you arrive, park in the lower parking lot near the witches tower.
Map Link: https://maps.app.goo.gl/NdJ77SYfjKkG6FxF...
Run Fee: $10.00
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes:
The San Diego Hash House Harriers Annual General Meeting is back, and you won't want to miss it! Get ready for an epic trail, delicious food, and the big reveal of the new 2026 SHD3 Mismanagement team. It's going to be a spectacular day of fun, camaraderie, and celebration!
Hare(s): Current and Former SDH3 GM's
Address: 4299 Cosoy Way, San Diego CA.
Directions: Run Start/End will be at top of park in the grassy field near the restroom.
If all street parking is taken when you arrive, park in the lower parking lot near the witches tower.
Map Link: https://maps.app.goo.gl/NdJ77SYfjKkG6FxF...
Run Fee: $10.00
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes:
The San Diego Hash House Harriers Annual General Meeting is back, and you won't want to miss it! Get ready for an epic trail, delicious food, and the big reveal of the new 2026 SHD3 Mismanagement team. It's going to be a spectacular day of fun, camaraderie, and celebration!
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Larrikins Hash
Monday, February 16, 2026 6:30pm
The Full-Deck Hash
Hare(s): Clit-101 and Sticky Dicky
Address: 9388 Mira Mesa BLVD
Directions: Black Mountain Road and N'ira Mesa BLVD. About 2 blocks off the 15.
Map Link: https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=w...
Run Fee: 5
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Trail Only
Notes:
Cum join us for the 8th anal Playing with a Full Deck Hash in which all your half-minded hares are finally playing with a full deck. Applications accepted - must be at least 52. Seriously accepting applications for beer check "hares". This year we are taking you back to the site of the very first Larrikin's Hash hared by our beloved and revered Dogfish: The Tom Cat!
Tom Cat prides itself as the cheapest dive bar in San Diego with draft beers as low as $4 and $14 pitchers. There is a full grill with food orders up through 9;40.
The 16th is Trivia Night from 7-8:30 so we intend to keep you out on trail until 8:30 with our various shenanigans. Many of your trail mates will come decked out in playing-card attire -even if they're still aspiring to be playing with a full deck. I have attached the link for the One-size fits all tights so many of us already own if you wanna be one of the cool cards. https://a.co/d/0heBnalq via Amazon Price is $7.39. Or enter in Amazon search "playing card tights one size fits all". Hare just ordered five extra if you miss the time cut-off to purchase.
The 16th is a holiday so feel free to cum early and stay late!
Hare(s): Clit-101 and Sticky Dicky
Address: 9388 Mira Mesa BLVD
Directions: Black Mountain Road and N'ira Mesa BLVD. About 2 blocks off the 15.
Map Link: https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=w...
Run Fee: 5
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Trail Only
Notes:
Cum join us for the 8th anal Playing with a Full Deck Hash in which all your half-minded hares are finally playing with a full deck. Applications accepted - must be at least 52. Seriously accepting applications for beer check "hares". This year we are taking you back to the site of the very first Larrikin's Hash hared by our beloved and revered Dogfish: The Tom Cat!
Tom Cat prides itself as the cheapest dive bar in San Diego with draft beers as low as $4 and $14 pitchers. There is a full grill with food orders up through 9;40.
The 16th is Trivia Night from 7-8:30 so we intend to keep you out on trail until 8:30 with our various shenanigans. Many of your trail mates will come decked out in playing-card attire -even if they're still aspiring to be playing with a full deck. I have attached the link for the One-size fits all tights so many of us already own if you wanna be one of the cool cards. https://a.co/d/0heBnalq via Amazon Price is $7.39. Or enter in Amazon search "playing card tights one size fits all". Hare just ordered five extra if you miss the time cut-off to purchase.
The 16th is a holiday so feel free to cum early and stay late!
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San Diego Hash
Sunday, March 8, 2026 10:00am
Third anal M.C. Pee Pants onesie hash
Hare(s): M.C. Pee Pants, Marco Polo & Swiss Maid, Kitchen Laid
Address: 3744 38th St, San Diego, CA 92105
Map Link: https://maps.app.goo.gl/BTX5UirHwJhuh7ZX...
Run Fee: $10
Trail type: Other (explain in Notes)
On after: Humpin' H3 Trail
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes:
Cum one, cum all to the return of M.C. Pee Pant's birthday trail where all are encouraged to bring their onesies for circle, or wear it on trail too if you want.
Trail starts at a public park (no restrooms) in Cherokee Point (between North Park and City Heights) and ends after ~3 miles of true trail back near the start but at our home.
Dog-friendly, though depending on trail capabilities you may want to stick to the stroller-friendly turkey trail.
There will be a portion that's an incline on both turkey or eagle trails.
Please bring reusable cups to carry on trail.
Hare(s): M.C. Pee Pants, Marco Polo & Swiss Maid, Kitchen Laid
Address: 3744 38th St, San Diego, CA 92105
Map Link: https://maps.app.goo.gl/BTX5UirHwJhuh7ZX...
Run Fee: $10
Trail type: Other (explain in Notes)
On after: Humpin' H3 Trail
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes:
Cum one, cum all to the return of M.C. Pee Pant's birthday trail where all are encouraged to bring their onesies for circle, or wear it on trail too if you want.
Trail starts at a public park (no restrooms) in Cherokee Point (between North Park and City Heights) and ends after ~3 miles of true trail back near the start but at our home.
Dog-friendly, though depending on trail capabilities you may want to stick to the stroller-friendly turkey trail.
There will be a portion that's an incline on both turkey or eagle trails.
Please bring reusable cups to carry on trail.
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Larrikins Hash
Monday, March 16, 2026 6:30pm
11th Anal Green Dress Run
Hare(s): Fingerbang An O'Rangutan & Restroom McLette & Friends!
Address: 3373 Adams Ave
San Diego, CA 92116
Map Link: https://maps.app.goo.gl/LdwbN7kWB1RHLm2H...
Run Fee: $5.00
Trail type: A to B
Dog friendly: No
Notes:
Slainte! It's time for the 11th Anal Larrikins Green Dress Run!
This year, we're taking to the streets of Normal Heights and starting at everyone's favorite Irish Pub, The Ould Sod! And our On-In is from the very first CLH3 Green Dress!
There will be multiple drink checks and a possible bar check so bring cash and ID on trail. Please take a Lyft or make other plans to get home safely because we're pulling out all the stops! Now get out there and find a green dress that makes your ass look fabulous!
Hare(s): Fingerbang An O'Rangutan & Restroom McLette & Friends!
Address: 3373 Adams Ave
San Diego, CA 92116
Map Link: https://maps.app.goo.gl/LdwbN7kWB1RHLm2H...
Run Fee: $5.00
Trail type: A to B
Dog friendly: No
Notes:
Slainte! It's time for the 11th Anal Larrikins Green Dress Run!
This year, we're taking to the streets of Normal Heights and starting at everyone's favorite Irish Pub, The Ould Sod! And our On-In is from the very first CLH3 Green Dress!
There will be multiple drink checks and a possible bar check so bring cash and ID on trail. Please take a Lyft or make other plans to get home safely because we're pulling out all the stops! Now get out there and find a green dress that makes your ass look fabulous!
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Humpin Hash
Saturday, April 18, 2026 12:00pm
Humpins Anal Bar 2 Bar
Hare(s): Current and former Humpin GMs
Address: Probably Ocean Beach
Map Link: https://maps.app.goo.gl/KMpabbASMihUsSmY...
Run Fee: Will figure out soon
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes:
Save the date for Humpin Bar 2 Bar. W will have more deta8ls as we get closer to the date
Hare(s): Current and former Humpin GMs
Address: Probably Ocean Beach
Map Link: https://maps.app.goo.gl/KMpabbASMihUsSmY...
Run Fee: Will figure out soon
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes:
Save the date for Humpin Bar 2 Bar. W will have more deta8ls as we get closer to the date
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Humpin Hash
Saturday, April 18, 2026 12:00pm
Bar2Bar-Mad Max
Hare(s): Previous GMs
Address: Ocean Beach-More to follow
Map Link: https://maps.app.goo.gl/Bisb1gFvUJ8SiG3g...
Run Fee: $40
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Other (specified in Notes)
Notes:
Bar2Bar $40 rego gets you a patch, beers paid for at 2 bars, plenty of additional beer checks, and 2 delicious meals.
Theme: Mad Max
More details to follow...
Hare(s): Previous GMs
Address: Ocean Beach-More to follow
Map Link: https://maps.app.goo.gl/Bisb1gFvUJ8SiG3g...
Run Fee: $40
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Other (specified in Notes)
Notes:
Bar2Bar $40 rego gets you a patch, beers paid for at 2 bars, plenty of additional beer checks, and 2 delicious meals.
Theme: Mad Max
More details to follow...
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Larrikins Hash
Monday, April 20, 2026 6:30pm
14th Anal Big Lebowski Shitshow *420 Edition*
Hare(s): Princess Pissy Sheets, Fingerbang An Orangutan, Restroom Roulette
Address: SRO Lounge
1807 Fifth Ave
San Diego, CA 92101
Map Link: https://goo.gl/maps/24nWzYb1jYEEEELPA
Run Fee: $6
Trail type: A to B
Dog friendly: No
Notes:
Welcome to the very special 420 Edition of the Big Lebowski Shitshow! Come on out to celebrate the sloppiest Larrikins' trail of the year, now with safety checks. You mind if we do a J? The Dude minds! All you half minds will find out what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass as we once again honor the Dude with a nice easy run over some (Jeff) bridges. Costume tributes are highly encouraged: Robes, bowling shirts, old army jackets from 'Nam, Nihilist apparel, purple jumpsuits, rugs, etc. The run fee is an extra dollar to help cover the infamous White Ukrainian check. Leave your marmots at home for this one. If you don't like it, well, that's just like, your opinion, man. Trail will start at the original On-In from over 14 years ago, SRO Lounge, and end at a different location with bowling. There will be a B van to haul your crap to the end. Please designate a driver or otherwise make plans to get home safely. The pack abides.
Hare(s): Princess Pissy Sheets, Fingerbang An Orangutan, Restroom Roulette
Address: SRO Lounge
1807 Fifth Ave
San Diego, CA 92101
Map Link: https://goo.gl/maps/24nWzYb1jYEEEELPA
Run Fee: $6
Trail type: A to B
Dog friendly: No
Notes:
Welcome to the very special 420 Edition of the Big Lebowski Shitshow! Come on out to celebrate the sloppiest Larrikins' trail of the year, now with safety checks. You mind if we do a J? The Dude minds! All you half minds will find out what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass as we once again honor the Dude with a nice easy run over some (Jeff) bridges. Costume tributes are highly encouraged: Robes, bowling shirts, old army jackets from 'Nam, Nihilist apparel, purple jumpsuits, rugs, etc. The run fee is an extra dollar to help cover the infamous White Ukrainian check. Leave your marmots at home for this one. If you don't like it, well, that's just like, your opinion, man. Trail will start at the original On-In from over 14 years ago, SRO Lounge, and end at a different location with bowling. There will be a B van to haul your crap to the end. Please designate a driver or otherwise make plans to get home safely. The pack abides.