San Diego Area Runstarts
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NPR Hash
Tuesday, March 18, 2025 6:30pm
Green Dress Hangover Run
Hare(s): Reverend Anal Rose
Address: The Lancers, 4671 Park Blvd, San Diego, CA 92116
Directions: Directions unclear. Penis stuck in hare bag.
Map Link: https://maps.app.goo.gl/fBM5DCwsa9iBTEgz...
Run Fee: FREE
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Other (specified in Notes)
Notes:
There are two common philosophies applicable to a proper Hangover Hash. One camp insists that an arduous trail be laid so the pack can sweat out their poisons before reloading them during circle. The other camp says that trail should be easy and full of beer checks, because the best way to beat a hangover is not to sober up.
Which philosophy will Reverend Anal Rose follow, do ya think?
Come do all the things at the NPR Green Dress Hangover.
Bring cash! On start and some of the beer checks are still hoarding profits in their mattresses and lying on their tax reports.
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Full Moon Hash
Wednesday, March 19, 2025 6:30pm
Discovering Uranus
Hare(s): Scar Tissue
Address: Pal Joeys
5147 Waring Road
San Diego, CA 92120
Map Link: https://maps.app.goo.gl/bUGmmxCKKffaSifD...
Run Fee: 5
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes:
Strap on (I mean in) because it's time to celebrate the first day some guy saw Uranus, and what better way than by running our asses off under a big, glowing full moon? Expect bootyful views and a run so good your butt won't be the only thing wet... whatever that means. Speaking of wet, Scar Tissue will have glowing (or blowing) gifts for everyone that cums!
Let's chase the moon, embrace the darkness, and make sure Uranus gets the attention it deserves!
Between 3.69 and 4.69 miles of debauchery! Definitely bring a headlamp!
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Volleyball Hash
Thursday, March 20, 2025 5:00pm
Season opener 2.0
Hare(s): 99
Address: 2750 Dewey Rd
San Diego, CA
Map Link: https://maps.app.goo.gl/igxo5j2tHiqmUQma...
Run Fee: 3$ or 30$ for the season
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes:
Volleyball at liberty station. We play across the street from the old soda and swine (now called Cucina 35)Left of the cannons/Bathrooms. It's BYOB and chair or blanket. 3$ fee.
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Iron Rule Hash
Friday, March 21, 2025 6:00pm
The Girls of 44 Turn 81 this year ... who knew!
Hare(s): Hollar, Queenie, Cunning Linguini, Simba, Bull
Address: Near flagpole at Kate Sessions Park
Directions: It's on a hill. Use Google.
Map Link: https://www.google.com/maps/place/Kate+S...
Thomas Bros:
1248 A4
Run Fee: $8
Trail type: A to A, drive to B
Dog friendly: Trail Only
Notes:
March 21st is NATIONAL MEMORY DAY! We will give you five words before the run and you have to remember them at the end! Will the girls of 44 remember them too?
Be there or be square!
B is at 5210 Harbour Heights Ct. Just Northeast of the start on the map. Try to remember that. If you have not been there before, use Google.
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Half-Assed Hash
Saturday, March 22, 2025 2:00pm
Bar Bingo: A Game of Drink and Debauchery
Hare(s): Whore Door
Address: The Ould Sod
Normal Heights
92116
Directions: Its the Sod
Map Link: https://www.google.com/maps/search/?api=...
Run Fee: 5?
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes:
It's time to turn bar crawling into a competitive sport. No, this isn't Pub Golf. That's later this year. This is....Bar Bingo! Where your day of drinking will not only test your liver, but your luck, persistence, and maybe alcoholism. Every participant gets a bingo card filled with a series of challenges and activities that will make your bar crawl more than just about the drinks-it's about winning. Let's all hope Big Red shows up so he can lose gloriously. This isn't your grandma's bingo, unless your grandma is D-Cup.
Rules are simple: as you make your way from bar to bar, check off boxes like "Find someone wearing no underwear" or "Take a shot with a minor" or "Body shot off a homeless person." Complete a line, shout BINGO, and revel in the fact that you've done more than just drink; you've also conquered social awkwardness. Note that these are not actual bingo squares/challenges. Or are they?
Think you've got what it takes? Will you be the first to complete a line by finding someone who can confess to their secret MAGA persona or convincing a bartender you're not too drunk to be served? Will you be the one to get "Cheers!" from an entire bar? Or will you find yourself deep in a conversation with Larry? Only time will tell!
Each bar offers new opportunities to cross off your bingo squares. Complete a row, column, or even a diagonal, and bask in the glory of your well-earned victory... or your slightly questionable life choices. Prizes will be awarded to the winners!
Join Half-Assed for a hash where every mark brings you closer to glory (or a regretful text to your ex).
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Mission Harriettes Hash
Wednesday, March 26, 2025 6:30pm
On Wednesdays We Wear Green
Hare(s): SFL & Friends
Address: 3603 38th Street, San Diego, CA 92105
Directions: Trail will start at Park de La Cruz Park - one block away from the On-In which is on 37th Street. Recommend parking on 38th Street near Dwight Street.
Map Link: https://maps.google.com/maps?hl=en&gl=us...
Run Fee: 10
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes:
Why celebrate St. Pat's on one day this month when you can celebrate all month long? Join SFL & Friends for a jaunt through Cherokee Point, there will be some light shiggy, pavement, and a private fenced in yard for circle. This will be SFL's last hareing for Mission Harriettes as she moves in a few months. Besides the typical bevvys there will be pudding shots of the Irish Coffee and Shamrock Shake variety.
For food we will have Irish Stew (vegetarian and meat friendly). On the side expect homemade (recipe is about 100 years old and from Ireland) Irish Soda Bread .
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North County Hash
Saturday, March 29, 2025 10:00am
Spring Virgin Sacrifice
Hare(s): Cums and Goes, El Tecolote, Scrumbag, Rocketman
Address: Solana Ranch Park, 13605 Pacific Highlands Ranch Parkway, San Diego 92130.
Directions: Highway 56 to Carmel Valley Road north. Do not go south or you will go off a cliff, but you might be on trail. Turn left on Pacific Highlands Ranch Parkway. Park is at intersection of Blazing Star Lane, just beyond Solana Ranch Elementary School.
Map Link: https://www.google.com/maps/place/Solana...
Run Fee: 8 cash
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes:
After exhaustive scouting we have found more virgin trail to sacrifice.
2-ish mile Walker trail,
5-ish mile Turkey trail,
6-ish mile Eagle trail.
Beer checks by Rocketman, so be prepared for good beer, but there will also be plenty of water for 2 and 4 legged hashers.
Food by Scrumbag, so be prepared to feast.
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San Diego Hash
Sunday, April 20, 2025 10:00am
2nd ANAL Earth Day HNT Trail
Hare(s): Ain't Nuthin' but a Horn Dog , Mile Hymen, AlaMILF
Address: 1725 Pentuckett Ave
San Diego, CA
Directions: Cedar Ridge Park adjacent
Map Link: https://www.google.com/maps/place/1725+P...
Run Fee: 10
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes:
Another Earth Day another birthday for Mile Hymen.
We will be running another epic Earth Day trail through South Park and the canyons picking up trash and drinking beer.
Food by yours truly and Mile Hymen. Hot tub on -in because you deserve to relax after all that running.
This happens to be Easter so we will be having a loaded egg hunt too.
Smoke -em if you got em !
All other kennels have been invited to join us here for the whole day !
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Humpin Hash
Sunday, April 20, 2025 2:00pm
A Very Smokey Easter
Hare(s): Kids Meal and other safety committee members
Address: TBD
Map Link: https://www.google.com/maps/search/?api=...
Run Fee: $15
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes:
It's been 11 long years since easter fell on 4/20. Those who were around back then might remember the most epic party ever. We had a weedster bunny, themed food (pot pies, pot stickers, pot roast,etc....),miracle berries, the band playing a weed themed set, plenty of smokeables and edibles, we even had someone leave in an ambulance. And who could forget the build-a-bong workshop with prizes for the best bong. We're bringing all back with the exception of the band, and hopefully no more ambulances. But we'll also be adding new SD Safety Committee patches for everyone that attends. Check back for more details as we get closer to the date.
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Half-Assed Hash
Saturday, May 17, 2025 2:00pm
The Greatest Half Assed Spectacle in Hashing
Hare(s): SFL & Ain't Nuthin But a Horndog
Address: 2495 San Diego Ave, San Diego, CA 92110
Directions: Recommend parking at the Old Town Trolley Station and then walking over to Old Town Saloon if driving, but highly recommend you UBER or LYFT.
Map Link: https://maps.app.goo.gl/KtZM9fNAzuPnRvUv...
Run Fee: 5
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes:
Start your engines, bimbos and wankers! We're celebrating National NASCAR Day by picking up our feet and hopping onto the trolley/ferry. Trail will be less miles by foot with plenty of drink checks to get your liver running full throttle. Costumes encouraged...dress as your favorite driver, checkered flag, race car, or as a fan - mullets/cut off jean shorts/vests/trucker hats. Cum out for the greatest half assed spectacle in hashing!
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Half-Assed Hash
Saturday, June 14, 2025 2:00pm
Half-Assed Republic Hashers Not Trashers
Hare(s): ManAids & Horn Dog
Address: Pretzels & Pints
3812 Ray St
San Diego, CA 92104
Map Link: https://maps.app.goo.gl/cPbbiF6sbrMqdMDt...
Run Fee: $0
Trail type: A to A prime
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes:
Cum one and cum all to the first Half-Assed / North Park Republic / Hashers Not Trashers collaboration trail. Cost is $0 because it's pay as you go.
What better kennels to combine walking, drinking and beautifying the North Park neighborhood?!
Dog friendly and all the bars will be rather close to each other for that A to A prime.
Horn Dog has some trash grabbers but bring some of your own if you have them (Harbor Freight??)! Trash bags and latex gloves are provided. Recommend some Hand Sani, sun block, and well-conditioned livers.
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