Blackshirt Hooligan Hash
Thursday, September 21, 2017 5:30pm
6th Anal Brutal in Black
Hare(s): Various Blackshirts
Address: Liberty Station, on Cushing Road between Chauncey and Dewey Road.
Directions: In the grass next to the old yellow building. Look for hashers.
Run Fee: $10
Pre-lube: Do not prelube. You will die.
Trail type: A to A prime
Dog friendly: Yes
Drop what you're doing and listen up: Brutal in Black is back to kick off the Red Dress weekend for the 6th year in a row! You know the drill by now: we're gonna have a drunken-ass hash trail with plenty of safety to go around, then Allturd Boy is gonna cook up some of his famous gourmet Blackshirt cuisine, and finally we're gonna rock the stage with hash songs until we get too drunk to stand up.
Here at Blackshirts Inc., we place a high value on the number 6. As such, we've gone to extra lengths to make sure our 6th anal extravaganza will be special for everyone. We've got awesome new songs, an all new venue to destroy, and a trail we can guarantee you'll never remember. Seriously, it's gonna be a shit show. We've got an abundance of the finest craft brew in San Diego, we've got that Hop-Skip-and-Go-Naked Super Fun Time Party Juice, and finally, leave your dignity at the door, because we're bringing back the official beverage of the Blackshirts: Four Lokobra. In keeping with the theme, there will be not 5, not 7, but 6 drink checks on trail!
"But wait," I hear you say, "I'm afraid of to go on trail; there may be demons! Can I still celebrate?" Fear not, cowardly hasher! Thanks to the marvels of modern science, you don't even have to run to get hammered! It's true! The Volleyball Hash will be a laid-back alternative for those who just want to get drunk and play with their balls until the show starts.
Regardless of which camp you fall into, be sure to come out for what will certainly go down in history as a legendary event! Volleyball starts at 5:30, trail gets going at 6:30, and the show starts when we feel like it! See you there!
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