San Diego has one of the most active running group of Hash House Harriers in the world, with 15 different "hashes" that run anywhere from twice a week, to once a year.
- San Diego Hash Friday 24-May-2013 6:30pm
"Pre-Mexican Mardi Gras, Pre-Memorial, Pre-Norwegian, Pre-Ghost Town" Hash
Hares: Grassy Ass and others
Location: Balboa Park: The grassy lot behind the Hall of Champions. 2131 Pan American Plaza San Diego, CA 92101
Run fee: $1 for virgins (so bring a friend); otherwise $9
Notes: Your hares know that its a very busy weekend. . . and they are happy you have chosen to spend time with them :)
Grassy knows of at least least 4 visiting hashers cumming to San Diego for the first time (don't judge them poorly just because they know him). So trail will highlight San Diego's scenic skyline.
Turkey/Eagle split. 6-mile eagle with two drink checks. Trail is A to A, drive to B. Trail and ON-IN are dog friendly.
ON-START: The starting location allows alcohol, so feel free to BYOB (no glass).
ON-ON-ON: Join your visiting hashers at the after hash gathering. The Alibi. 1403 University Ave
- Diaper Rash Hash Saturday 25-May-2013 10:00am
Hares: Fellatio Domingo, Finger in the Hole
Location: Casa Domingo, La Jolla
Directions: 1720 Torrey Pines Road, Park on Princess Street or in Driveway
Run fee: $6 adult, $4 child
Notes: A to A run, with hamburgers, hotdogs, Boca burgers afterwards on the lawn.
- North County Hash Saturday 25-May-2013 10:00am
Hares: Eskimo Pie and Putter P-Diddy Poofter
Location: Roadrunner Park, 4848 La Cuenta Drive, Tierrasanta, http://goo.gl/maps/cKPhL
Directions: I-15, east on Tierrasanta Blvd past Santo Road, right on La Cuenta Drive. Park on street near park.
Run fee: $6.00
Notes: It may be a bit hot and sweaty but it is not clothing optional, so keep your shorts on, halfminds - please. Pie and Putter have A-to-A trails for turkeys and eagles. One beer check so you may want to carry water if you're a thirsty bugger. Dog friendly trail and on-in (leashes). Stroller is possible for most of the trail and we will provide an alternative route around the severe shiggy.
On-on-on: Helms Brewing, 5640 Kearny Mesa Rd. (http://goo.gl/maps/Brs6A) East on Clairemont Mesa Blvd, then turn right just past the 163. Go past just about everything, it is just before you get to Cubic.
- Mexican Mardi Gras Hash Saturday 25-May-2013 10:15am
Buccaneers Bring Your Booty
Hares: London, Spitz, Moist, Snoop and Post A al
Location: Ensenada, Mexico
Directions: Hop on the bus or drive to Ensenada
Run fee: See Flier for details
- San Diego Hash Sunday 26-May-2013 10:00am
Hares: Cockeye, Schlong, Donny Osmond, Sticky Fingers, Bort & Nookie
Location: Murray Ridge Park
Directions: From Murray Ridge west on Chantilly and left to the park
Thomas Guide: 1249 C7
Run fee: $9.00
Notes: Usual Norwegian sandwiches, Schlong trail, pool.
Guaranteed best run of the morning.
- Humpin Hash Sunday 26-May-2013 2:00pm
Honor Our Soldiers - Bikini Run
Hares: Boobcheck, Circle Jerk, Have We Had Sex, Cock In The Hand
Location: UTC/La Jolla - Corner of Arriba St & Camino Tranquilo
Directions: From 5-I, head toward La Jolla. Exit La Jolla Village Dr (exit 28) and head east. Go 0.4 miles then turn right on Lebron Dr. Go 0.4 miles again and turn left on Palmilla Dr. Go 0.2 miles and turn left on Arriba St. LFH.
Run fee: $6.00
Notes: Memorial Day calls for celebration of our troops. Cum on out to Humpin's Memorial Day (Eve) Pool Party.
Gear up in U.S. Military themed bikinis & running attire for this tribute to those Soldiers we've lost as well as those still around & getting shit-faced with us.
On-In will have volleyball and a pool!
- Larrikin Hash Monday 27-May-2013 5:00pm
Summer White Flour Run
Hares: Team Amazeballs (Shoeless, Oh Shit, & Fingerbang)
Location: Old Town/Midway Area
Directions: 2732 Midway Dr, San Diego, CA 92110 - Take PCH or Rosecrans to Midway
Run fee: $3
Notes: It's officially the start of summer! And you know what that means. Time for beaches and barbecues? Nope. It means we can finally wear white! The color of our glorious flour! So sayeth some such bullshit fashion rule. So bust out your white shoes, shirts, shorts and skirts and skitter on down for a scenic trail through Old Town. Please note the special early start time. We will be making a couple of bar stops so bring some extra cash and your ID on trail. The ending is one of the friendliest hash on-ins in town. There will be drink specials, chili dog specials, and lap dances next door. There will be two bar checks and one beer check. Trail is A to A and is not pooch-friendly. As with all Team Amazeballs trails, you best bring a headlamp and a change of shoes.
*We'll leave instructions at the trolley station for your Mexican Mardi Gras survivors to come meet up with us once you make it back to the states.