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San Diego Hash Friday 20-Oct-2017 6:30pm Link
Hares: May I Please Juggle Your Balls?, Labiator, Starfish, Grassy
Location: 1265 23rd St, San Diego, CA
Directions: (Casa de Juggles)
Google Maps:
Run fee: 9
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Other (see Notes)
Notes: FANNY.

*Wear your finest bootie bag, your best ass accessory, your randiest rump rucksack*

***Fanny Pack competitions!
***Prizes for best fanny packs!
***Special drink checks for those blessed with bum bags!

IMPORTANT! ID Required on Trail! Cash or card recommended but not required!

A truly special beer check for those brave pack wearers!

Food by Grassy! YUMMMMMMM
New hare! (Just Danny from Detroit! Woot!)

DOG STUFF - Trail is dog friendly, special beer check is not. On In is doggo friendly.

Humpin Hash Saturday 21-Oct-2017 9:00am Link
Humpin Hashathon
Hares: Humpin Super Hares
Location: 3661 Sunset Dr, Escondido, Ca
It is by San Dieguito River Park
Directions: Take I-15 to Via Rancho Parkway and go East. Take a right at Sunset Drive and go to the end. There is a small parking lot and many street parking spots. The start is in a big dirt field.
Run fee: $45 for 4 trails
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Other (see Notes)
Notes: Once again the Humpin Hash will host their anal 4 trails in one day. Your run fee gets you FOUR Humpin trails, snacks, lunch, dinner, a t-shirt, and ALL THE BEER YOU CAN DRINK!!

A single run with no shirt is $12. Day of sign up is $55.

Print out your rego & bring it to Meso Hyundai or Glitter Tits with your run fee:
Payments can be made via PayPal to or in cash to Meso Hyundai at any Humpin runstart!

Trail 1 - Village Tool and Bridge Over the River Twat
Trail 2 - Captain Jerk and Wax My Ass
Trail 3 - C Fuck Run and ?
Trail 4 - ?? (you may be too drunk or tired)

North County Hash Saturday 21-Oct-2017 10:00am Link
It's too damn early in the morning to enter a run start run
Hares: D-Cup, Doublebag It, Nymphomaniacal (assuming he gets some coffee soonish)
Location: Tecolote Community Park and Recreation Center
4675 Tecolote Road
San Diego, CA 92110
Directions: I-8 to Morena North.
Morena to Tecolote Rd East.
Tecolote Rd East until you see a ballpark and and some Hashers.
Google Maps:,...
Run fee: 6, Unless Mr Roarke has other ideas
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes: *Yawn* Not so North County run in the Tecolote Canyon/USD area with Turkey/Eagle split.

Eagle trail is 5.33 miles and Turkey trail is 3.33 miles.

Drink Check: 1

Witticisms to be added later after I've had some coffee.

San Diego Hash Sunday 22-Oct-2017 10:00am Link
Piss of the Irish Run
Hares: PissPot, Irish Guilt, Thumb n Thumber
Location: Black Mountain Ranch Park
Directions: Black Mountain Ranch Park, a tad north of where Carmel Valley Road and Black Mountain Road meet.
Google Maps:
Run fee: $9
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes: Cum join us for a wonderful frolic through Rancho Penasquitos. The main run will be about 4.5 miles. Irish Guilt and Car Schlong will be helping, PissPot and Thumber will try to outrun the FRBs.

Humpin Hash Sunday 22-Oct-2017 2:00pm Link
Humpin Hash-a-thon Hangover -Oktoberfest
Hares: Clit-101 and Kneecrophiliac
Location: 10326 Roselle St, San Diego, CA 92121
Directions: Take Roselle street to dead end. Turn right and head up to dirt parking lot.
Take Roselle street to dead end. Turn right and head up to dirt parking lot.
Google Maps:'30.0%...
Run fee: 8 Doll hairs
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes: Cum join the dynamic mother-daughter duo, Clit-101 and Kneecrophiliac, who reunite on the left coast to celebrate Oktoberfest California Style! Expect to run between 4 and 6 kilometers and drink between 750ml-7.5 liters of bier. Wear any or no portion of your lederhosen or drndl. Looking forward to soft pretzels and other gut grub at the on-in!
Dog friendly trail and on-in.
Ne headlamp required
Shiggy socks suggested
Bee sighting near trail

Larrikins Hash Monday 23-Oct-2017 6:30pm Link
Pucker Up for 69
Hares: Pink Eye for the Brown Guy, Shitty Biscuits, and Barnsexual
Location: 3315 Buena Vista Ave Lemon Grove, CA 91945
Google Maps:
Run fee: $3
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Trail only
Notes: There are 69 days left in the year! Come pucker up in Lemon Grove for a nice (possibly hilly) run through the neighborhood with 2 drink checks, including a special check stopping at Casa De Shitty Pinky (pink biscuits?).

The on-in is excited to have us and will have a second bartender working to keep the beer flowing! The owner is also working on getting a cook on site for $2 FOOD! Hamburgers and hot dogs will be served starting around 8PM for $2 each. $3.75 for domestics and $4.75 for craft, all day everyday (happy hour is 5-7PM). The bar is beer/wine/sake only and they do take cards, but it’s an extra charge so bring your cash!

Trail will be dog friendly, the on-in is not. PLEASE BRING HEADLAMPS, winter is cuming and she’s a dark mistress.

Green Flash Hash Tuesday 24-Oct-2017 6:15pm Link
Run #75
Hares: Clit 101 and Sticky Dicky
Location: Green Flash Brewery
Directions: Corner of Mira Mesa Blvd and Flanders Drive
Thomas Guide: 1208 H4
Run fee: $8
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes: thanks to clit and sticky for signing up. you can wear something halloweeny if you want since it's only a week away. dogfish is on board again, yay! as always, dogs on leashes and no chairs. Remember your FLASHLIGHTS1

Iron Rule Hash Friday 03-Nov-2017 6:30pm Link
Hares: Rickashaw & Ondee
Location: 13652 Poway Springs Rd., Poway
Directions: Exit I15 at Camino Del Norte and proceed East. Street changes name to Twin Peaks Rd. Turn left at Espola Rd. Turn Left at Del Poniente Rd. Turn right on Midland and then left at Poway Springs.
Thomas Guide: 1170 F6
Google Maps:,-117.03697...
Run fee: $8
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Trail only
Notes: Another great Iron Rule run with the chance to romp with the coyotes! To avoid the chance of coyotes grabbing stationary hashers, there will not be a beer check on trail. There will of course be great beer and food at the end. Bring flashlights, swimsuits and towels.

Half-Assed Hash Wednesday 22-Nov-2017 8:00pm Link
10th Completely Anal Pre-Turkey Pub Crawl
Hares: That which, by any other name, would still smell as sweet. And a droid.
Location: The Ould Sod, 3373 Adams Ave, San Diego, CA 92116
Directions: Reach down into your pocket, avoid the genitalia (just this once, it won't kill you), pull out your iPhone and look it up yer damn self
Run fee: FREE! (Mexico will pay for it)
Trail type: A to B
Dog friendly: No
Notes: On the first year of the Half-Assed Hash Pre-Turkey Pub Crawl, two Hashers set forth on a promise to hare a trail not easily forgotten. The pack was not led astray, and the trail was filled with merriment and delight the likes of which no mere mortal could withstand. Alas, the pack got too drunk to remember the brilliant occasion.

But all was not lost! The very next year the hares tried again, thwarting sobriety and virginity with each passing step. This time the collective memories of the inebriated Hashers were not to be lost, and the promise of an annual event ensued. On the fifth consecutive year, in commemoration for the endurance of such a fanciful Hash feat, patches were distributed to the masses. As sure as one can never underestimate the power of free shit at the Hash, the tale of the Pre-Turkey Pub Crawl was sealed in Hash Legend.

What glories and wonders await the pack as they embark on this TENTH celebration??
Lubrications, libations and dilations!
Loose women! Hard men! Questionable morals abound!
Long lost and far away Hashers resurfacing for drunken revelry!
And yeah, there will probably be more free shit, too.

Cum help smash records and challenge logic on this tenth anal-versary!

Oh, and make sure you have a sober way home. No one wants Johnny Law contacting next of kin this holiday season.