Hares: TMI, Bottle, I'd Rather
Location: 1114 McMahr Rd, San Marcos 92078
Directions: Park across the street from 1114 McMahr Rd. Run starts at the end of McMahr Rd in the cul-de-sac
On In is at:
1426 La Linda Dr
Google Maps: https://www.google.com/maps/place/1114+McMahr+Rd,+...
Run fee: $8
Trail type: A to A, drive to B
On after: Amalfi or stay at TMI's house but BYOB
Dog friendly: Other (see Notes)
Notes: Yes that is right more S&M (San Marcos)
Some trail will be repeat from a few weeks ago but about 50-75% will be new and I have new virgin trail for Turkey and Eagles.
Walker: 2ish miles
Turkey: 5ish miles (2 beer checks)
Eagle: 6.5 miles (2 beer checks) tough but not nearly as bad as last week. Only 900 feet of elevation instead of 1400 lol.
Dog on leash only but going to be hot and exposed and on in will be tight
On in @ 1426 La Linda Dr
Hares: Scar Tissue
Location: Jackson Drive and Mission Gorge. Mission Trails overflow parking lot.
Google Maps: https://maps.app.goo.gl/fxxsrcJuH1irLvTw6?g_st=ic
Run fee: 10
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes: Join us Sunday for a romp in the San Carlos area! Plenty of elevation, 50/50 trails and road. 5ish miles. Don your best rainbow gear and let's burn off the Saturday pride celebration hangover!
$10 dollars because Scar Tissue is also cooking!
Hares: Gorilla Whorefare
Location: Club Marina
1310 Scott St
San Diego, CA 92106
Google Maps: https://maps.app.goo.gl/uvHvNKv7JJTuoej28
Run fee: $5
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes: We told Gorilla, Baby Come Back to hare for Larrikins. And he agreed that This Is It. He wants you to Steal Away to the marina and go Sailing on a smooth trail around Point Loma. Come in your finest captain hat, Hawaiian shirt, or other boating apparel. We'll be Takin' It To The Streets to enjoy the Summer Breeze on this Cool Night. How Long will this be going on? It Keeps You Runnin' around 3-4 miles. You might even Escape to a pina colada check or is that just What A Fool Believes? Either way, the drink checks will feature all the yacht rock you can handle. Trail should be dog and even bike friendly so you can Ride Like The Wind. Hopefully, Love Will Keep Us Together but if not, Gorilla Whorefare will Hold The Line for you.
Hares: DancingQueen, The Marks Brothers, (What's His Name, Back Door Security. Special Celebrity Hares: Cheeks, Comes in Clutch, Stop the Bus (bringing ropes etc)
Location: Balboa Park, Morley field between Archery Range and Baseball fields
Directions: Follow Upas west from 30th, then South (left) on to Arnold into Balboa park. At the T, jog right to Joe Schloss way and follow it to the parking lot at the end.
Google Maps: https://maps.app.goo.gl/GbjfowgRwMbKfnNu5
Run fee: 10 Fun tickets.Use them while they are worth something US is trillions in debt and climbing.
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: On In only
Notes: From the lows to the highs of North Park. The first part of trail will be shiggalishish, while the second portion will be breweriffic. There will be two Hash sponsored beer checks and 5 breweries and 2 Cocktail drink checks.
You will feast on What's His Name's delicious glutard-free repast, while Back Door Security is preparing a special high beer check.
This trail has something for everyone.
Note the 12 noon time start, early for HumpinH3, late for SanDiegoH3, Just right for TritiumH3 (H3H3). Something to confuse everyone. The start allows SDH3 hashers to finally be able to go to church and arrive at breweries when they first open
Closest freeways are the 163 and the 805
Hares: DancingQueen, The Marks Brothers, (What's His Name, Back Door Security. Special Celebrity Hares: Cheeks, Comes in Clutch, Stop the Bus (bringing ropes etc)
Location: Balboa Park, Morley field between Archery Range and Baseball fields
Directions: Follow Upas west from 30th, then South (left) on to Arnold into Balboa park. At the T, jog right to Joe Schloss way and follow it to the parking lot at the end.
Google Maps: https://maps.app.goo.gl/GbjfowgRwMbKfnNu5
Run fee: 10 Fun tickets ( Use them while they're still worth something. US Trillions in debt and climbing
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: On In only
Notes: From the lows to the highs of North Park. The first part of trail will be shiggalishish, while the second portion will be breweriffic. There will be two Hash sponsored beer checks and 5 breweries and 2 Cocktail drink checks.
You will feast on What's His Name's delicious glutard-free repast, while Back Door Security is preparing a special high beer check. Stop the Bus is bringing his ropes and other equipment.
This trail has something for everyone.
Note the 12 noon time start, early for HumpinH3, late for SanDiegoH3, Just right for TritiumH3 (H3H3). Something to confuse everyone. The start allows SDH3 hashers to finally be able to go to church and arrive at breweries when they first open
Closest freeways are the 163 and the 805
Hares: Larrikins MM
Location: Balneario Las Palmas
Carre. Libre Tijuana Km. 64 1/2, 22710 La Mision, B.C., Mexico
Google Maps: https://maps.app.goo.gl/Nv5u9wpoDweA6nWJA
Run fee: $110
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: No
Notes: Pack your beads, dust off your most questionable costume choices, and prepare your liver - the California Larrikins are heading south for our annual campout, and this year we're bringing Mardi Gras to Baja.
This is not a retreat. This is not family-friendly. This is three days of sun, sand, trail, and unapologetic debauchery.
Expect:
Mardi Gras-themed shenanigans (beads, masks, purple/green/gold encouraged... clothing optional-ish)
Aggressive social drinking from sunup to "who turned on the music again?"
Hash trails that will question your life choices
Late night partying, loud music, and stories that get better every time they're retold
Baja vibes: beach air, borderless bad decisions, and zero fucks given
Whether you're a seasoned Larrikin or a tight-buttholed virgin hasher who doesn't know what you've signed up for, this weekend promises sweaty runs, terrible dancing, legendary hangovers, and memories you may or may not remember.
Costumes encouraged.
Good times mandatory.
Regret likely.
COST - $110
After March 31 - $120
After May 31 - $130
REGISTRATION CAP - 69 hashers only
BUS REGO $60: https://hashrego.com/events/clh3-larrikins-mexico-campout-bus-2026
Laissez les bons temps rouler, Baja-style.
On-On!
California Larrikins H3
Stuff to Bring:
Tent, Sleeping bag and pad (if not in cabin), Bed linens (if in cabin), Hapi coat, Personal patches, Drinking vessel, $30-40 in small bills, Trail clothes, Towel, Toiletries, (toothbrush, toothpaste, condoms, lube, soap and shampoo in case you shower), Sun Block, Sarong or other thing to keep warm at night, Swimsuit (for the beach, not needed at camp), Flippy-floppies, Snacks if you have a food allergy, Clothes for return journey.
Hares: Misman
Location: 4945 Heise Park Rd, Julian, CA 92036
Google Maps: https://maps.app.goo.gl/jnRKt69Sq1TKBPMz8?g_st=ic
Run fee: $79
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes: Register Here:
https://forms.gle/NyuUswB1KzJyWqGC8
August 28-30, 2026
William Heise County Park
Julian, CA
Pack your mullet, jorts, lawn chair, and questionable decision-making skills because Trailer Park Bash is upon us!
Weekend includes:
*Friday Potluck and pizza
*Saturday breakfast, lunch, dinner
*Sunday breakfast
*Live trails
*Costume Contest
*Tent to Tent
*Beer, beer, and more beer
And of course, some incredible GIMMIES THIS YEAR!
Space is limited to 50 campers, so don't wait!
How to Pay: CashApp or Zelle. Please add your Hash Name Campout.
*Zelle: sdhumpinhhh@gmail.com , if it asks for last 4 of phone number: 0028
*CashApp: $HumpinH3
*Cash/Check: Pay misman at any Humpin Hash
Registration Fees
Full Weekend Early Bird: $69 (through July 27)
Regular Registration: $79
Late Registration (within one week of campout): $99
One Night / Two Meals: $50
Additional Information:
Parking is $5/day and is paid directly to William Heise County Park.
Please do not use MisMan park passes.
You'll receive additional event information as the campout gets closer, check the FB Event: https://fb.me/e/6bpxxcMgu
You may sell your rego to another hasher if you can no longer attend, but we will not reimburse/refund. Humpin Hash reserves the right to reject any registration as we see fit. Once you register, you will see a confirmation message, then check Humpin FB Event for who's coming lists and any updates!
Questions: SDHumpinhhh@gmail.com
Hares: Misman
Location: Ecoshire Nov 13-15 2026-more to follow
Google Maps: https://maps.app.goo.gl/JMyzCQjKma4Dru5a8
Run fee: TBD
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Other (see Notes)
Notes: More details coming soon! Save the date Nov 13-15! It's going to be the most epic campout yet!
Hares: Ain't Nuthin' but a Horn Dog
Location: 1936 Olivia Way
San Diego, CA 92109
Sunset room
Google Maps: https://maps.app.goo.gl/FSkVrpRLDfheNPcKA?g_st=ic
Run fee: 69
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: No
Notes: Volunteers needed for food running- bar back- set up and tear down