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North County Hash Saturday 20-Oct-2018 10:00am Link
The Unemployed Hares Hash
Hares: ED, G-Minor, T&T
Location: Small, unnamed park at Torreyana Rd and Science Park Rd. in the Torrey Pines area east of N. Torrey Pines Rd.
Directions: Using your smart phone, enter Torreyana Road into your map application. Follow the instructions to get there. A flashlight may be necessary.
Thomas Guide: Google maps
Google Maps: Torrey Pines area.
Run fee: $6
Trail type: A to A
On after: New English Brewing
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes: The trail hares are unemployed, so they have had plenty of time to scout trail. But, unfortunately, they have been too busy doing laundry, or, through their middle-aged depression, have managed to get the family car washed, with the coaxing of wives. As a result of their hectic schedule, no time to scout. So Eagle and Turkey trails will be long and shitty. But the food hare, ED, who is fully employed, will make the best French Toast (or something) west of the Mississippi. Come out and enjoy this screwy trail and fantastic ED food. Flashlights may be needed.

San Diego Hash Sunday 21-Oct-2018 10:00am Link
Hares: Penis Machinist and Ginger Snatch
Location: Pioneer Park (Mission Hills Park), 1521 Washington Pl, San Diego, CA 92103
Directions: Use your smartphone
Thomas Guide: 1268H5
Google Maps: https://goo.gl/maps/xtUrewZL2FM2
Run fee: $10
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes: Yes another Sunday funday! Join us for a fun run thru central Hillcrest and Mission Hills. There will be good food and company.

Humpin Hash Sunday 21-Oct-2018 2:00pm Link
I Fight People with Throat Punches in the PoPo Parkling Lot
Hares: I Fight People with Alzheimers, Hitler's My Bitch (Throat Punch!), C Fuck Run and Anal Rose
Location: 2560 Orion Way, Carlsbad, CA 92010
Directions: Carlsbad Police Station parking lot, near the skate park.
Google Maps: https://goo.gl/maps/ryUCYZXnvSN2
Run fee: 3 goats, or 4 chickens and a pig. Bring exact change please.
Trail type: A to B
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes: Alzheimers and Throat Punch want to thank the Mighty Humpin' Hash for being their home away from home this season. And what better way than to hare a shig-tastic romp through the hills of COTU with veteran Super Hares CFR and Anal Rose?

Be ready to experience the trail that your ancestors will sing anthems about. Not one, not two but THREE breweries will send your beer palate on an adventure. There will also be a beer check and a first Humpin' ever Bubble Gum Check. Oh the mind reels at what THAT could be about.

But don't worry, we haven't forgotten YOU, STIF. We may be starting at a police station (where else but COTU could you do that, I ask you? Not in El Cajon, says Anal), but we found an extra secluded virgin ending that will ensure STIF's Open Season will continue unabated. Don't forget to bring your sun-drenched mayonnaise and spoiled fish guts to send off this beloved Hasher the Humpin' way.

Important Notes: Be sure to bring headlamps and hobo-repellent. It's been getting dark and homeless earlier lately. Bring ID and cash for the breweries (though one of the breweries will be covered by your hares!)

Also, this is an A to B run, like in the Old Humpin' Days. BRING A RUN BAG or be prepared to do without all those great things like chairs and drinking vessels and heart medication and prophylactics when you get to the end.

La Jolla Hash Monday 22-Oct-2018 6:00pm Link
Hares: Penis Machinist, Ginger Snatch, and BMW
Location: Pioneer Park (Mission Hills Park), 1521 Washington Pl, SD, CA 92103.
Directions: Use your Smartphone.
Thomas Guide: 1268H5
Google Maps: https://goo.gl/maps/5J8zpbkpeHQ2
Run fee: $10
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes: Well we all need some fun on Monday! Cum join us for a great trail, good food and a good drink check.

Larrikins Hash Monday 22-Oct-2018 6:30pm Link
Stripper AIDS Hash
Hares: Stripper Fi and GrenAIds
Location: The Tilted Stick
4970 Voltaire St
San Diego, CA 92107
Directions: follow the 8w all the way to the end and keep going a little bit more!
Run fee: $4
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes: Just in case you didn't make enough bad decisions over the weekend we have Stripper Aids for you to try and catch! The trail will be dirty, it will be cold, and it's guaranteed to disappoint! We will have beer, baby shiggy and body part checks!!

Bring a headlamp so you can see! Aids is involved so there might be some sketchy dark alley places.

Full Moon Hash Thursday 25-Oct-2018 6:30pm Link
The Hunter's Moon
Hares: Glow Worm
Location: Hash House A Go Go, 3828 Fifth Ave
Run fee: $3.00 plus $$$$ for food and drink.
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes: Cum one, cum all for the 32nd analversary of The Original, Often Imitated, Never Equaled Full Moon Hash House Harriers. Yes, back in 1986 this little band of merriment was formed and grew to what it is today.

This year we will meet at the Hash House A Go Go to finally rid ourselves of two of the biggest boobs you have ever seen, our outgoing GM's of Butt Hurt and Stick Shift. But wait to see who we have in store to replace them. I promise that they are nice.

San Diego Hash Friday 26-Oct-2018 6:30pm Link
Spooky Hash
Hares: Flabio
Location: Presidents Way, Balboa Park
Directions: Park in the usual spot by the footbridge.
Google Maps: https://www.google.com/maps/@32.7228923,-117.14884...
Run fee: $10
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes: A spooky trail around Balboa Park. We will run around the San Diego Haunted Trail, and some other haunts.
Wear a spooky costume, or if you are already scary looking, come as you are. As your RA, I can promise "no rain" this time.
Looking for co-hares.

North County Hash Saturday 27-Oct-2018 10:00am Link
Halloween Prelube at Dos Desperados
Hares: WeBlow Scouts and Knot Hole
Location: Run will be an A to A and drive to B. Run will start at Cerro de las Posas Recreational Park, 1387 W Borden Rd., San Marcos, CA. B will be at Dos Desperados Brewery, 1241 Linda Vista Dr. San Marcos, CA.
Directions: Take Las Posas Rd. North off of Hwy 78. In about a mile take a right on W. Borden Road. Park is on the right. To get to B, go South on Las Posas Rd. until Linda Vista Rd. about a mile from Hwy 78. Take a left on Linda Vista Rd. and you are there.
Run fee: Same as always, 6 bucks
Trail type: A to A, drive to B
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes: There are coyotes in them hills. Trail is fairly wide but steep in a few places, so it will be easy to see the rattlers.

Humpin Hash Saturday 27-Oct-2018 12:00pm Link
118 Beer Checks
Hares: Winded, Sticky, Ben Dover, and others to be announced.
Location: 1541403000, Carlsbad, CA 92008
Hospitality Grove Park
Directions: I-5 to 78 East. Head south on Jefferson and continue on Jefferson street at the intersection with Marron Road. There is limited parking on the left.
Google Maps: 1541403000, Carlsbad, CA 92008
Run fee: $15, $20 if paid on event day
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes: Cum out in your best Halloween trail costume. This short trail will delight all with its 118 opportunities to make an ass of yourself. Yes, there is a patch for participating in this joint adventure with OCH3.

We suggest you get a room at the Motel 6 (Hash Hotel) or a Lyft in case you drink your share. Bring a headlamp and a onesie for the evening circle.

Our new GM, Poprocks, will cook up a grand feast for all of us half minds!

Prizes for the best costumes in the following categories:
Magical
Sexy
Squatchy
Scary
Realistic
Adorable

Rego ahead of time to get $15 event fee. PayPal $15 to humpinhashhouseharriers@gmail.com.

Note: Saturday start time.

Humpin Hash Saturday 27-Oct-2018 12:00pm Link
118 Beer Checks
Hares: Winded, Sticky, DFS, and others to be announced.
Location: 1541403000, Carlsbad, CA 92008
Hospitality Grove Park
Directions: I-5 to 78 East. Head south on Jefferson and continue on Jefferson street at the intersection with Marron Road. There is limited parking on the left.
Google Maps: 1541403000, Carlsbad, CA 92008
Run fee: $15
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes: Cum out in your best Halloween trail costume. This short trail will delight all with its 118 opportunities to make an ass of yourself. Yes, there is a patch for participating in this joint adventure with OCH3.

Our new GM, Poprocks, will cook up a grand feast for all of us half minds.

We suggest you get a room at the Motel 6 (Hash Hotel) or a Lyft in case you drink your share. Bring a headlamp and a onesie for the evening circle.

To get your $15 rego, you must pay ahead. Pay Pal $15 to humpinhashhouseharriers@gmail.com. Specify hash name. Day of rego is $20.

Prizes for the best costumes in the following categories:
Magical
Sexy
Squatchy
Scary
Realistic
Adorable