Hares: Douchebags! (TMI,TNT, DDW, SAT)
Location: Midland Rd and Orange Blossom Ln in Poway, next to the Adult education center.
Directions: Go to Midland and Orange Blossom in Poway, park, walk deep into Eucalyptus forest, look for hashers, watch out for topless Fräuleins.
Thomas Guide: Page 1190 F1
Google Maps: https://maps.app.goo.gl/TGGAio8M5TrgPNLU9
Run fee: $8
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes: Welcome to the 55th Anal North County Oktoberfest!
There will be beer, keg tossing, stein holding, Fräuleins in dirndls, men in lederhosen, ridiculous beer hats, and assorted Bavarian foolishness.
But wait - thats not all!
There will be a Douchebag Trailâ"¢ designed to make your knees weak and your lungs cry. All trails are engineered to break your heart. Bring poles if you need 'em.
THREE BEER CHECKS:
Two for normal hashers.
One for Douchebags only.
Bratwurst and sauerkraut provided by the Mayor of Poway hisself.*
Costumes strongly encouraged. Dirndls, lederhosen, beer hats, and other questionable interpretations of Bavarian culture are encouraged.
*The actual Mayor of Poway may or may not know about this.
On-on
Hares: Penis Machinist Goes Down Easy, and Ginger Snatch
Location: 4939 Catoctin Dr, San Diego, CA, 92115-2608
Directions: Use you GPS.
Google Maps: https://maps.app.goo.gl/C1punkPnfgrgwmdA9?g_st=ac
Run fee: $10
Trail type: A to A, drive to B
Dog friendly: Trail only
Notes: Cum on out and see if all the kids in the college area are doing a walk if shame bon Sunday morning. Will have at least one easy trail. There will be lots of interesting stuff on trail. Food will be good because GDE is cooking.
Hares: Lick My Post, Shitter's Full, and Use It Or Lose It
Location: The BLVD bar
6949 El Cajon Blvd
San Diego, CA 92104
Directions: Put the address in your favorite mapping app or click the Url below.
Thomas Guide: 69
Google Maps: https://maps.app.goo.gl/N1qyPUqAvL8Pc3z28
Run fee: 5
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes: Summer is officially coming to a close, so it is time to give your wardrobe one last seasonal spin.
Join us for a laid-back, low-effort "End of Summer" Hash!The theme is dead simple: wear your favorite summer outfit. Whether that is your loudest Hawaiian shirt, a breezy sundress, retro gym shorts, or just standard beach gear, wear whatever kept you cool this season.
We are launching right from The BLVD Bar for a straightforward urban street-and-alley cruise through the neighborhood.
Hares: Four on the Floor & Strap On Strap off
Location: Sidecar
1310 Morena Blvd, San Diego, CA, United States, 92110
Google Maps: https://maps.app.goo.gl/Qh6MooV1FmU1AKJH9
Run fee: $5 (Cash Only Please)
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes: Born from our love of the old Full Moon Hash and our inability to let a good kennel die quietly.
San Diego's Full Moon Hash has been a thing for a long damn time, over 40 years this last March, and like a lot of you, we've been sad to watch it slowly fade away. Months ago, Four and SoSo offered to take over the kennel and get Full Moon running regularly again. We were told no, there were other interested in front of us.
Fair enough.
We waited. We hoped somebody would breathe some life back into it. But alas 9 months into 2026 and still no Full Moon H3. But we love the idea of a moonlight hash too much to just sit around and watch it disappear.
So instead of taking over Full Moon, we're starting something new.
Welcome to the Once in a Blue Moon Hash.
The concept is simple: we hash when the moon, the calendar, and our thirst for beer align. We'll generally orbit the full moon schedule, and while we're not handcuffing ourselves to it, it will be on a Thursday near the full moon. Sometimes it'll be on the full moon. Sometimes close to it. Sometimes the hares will look at the calendar and say, "Yeah, fuck it, that works."
In other words: Once in a Blue Moon.
🌕 Trails under the moon
🍺 Beer and bad decisions
🐇 Hares who want to howl at the moon
💵 $5 doll hairs - CASH ONLY
📍 San Diego
This isn't about killing another kennel or pretending Full Moon never existed. Quite the opposite. We loved what Full Moon was, and we don't want that kind of hash to disappear from San Diego. We just want to actually run trails, drink beer, howl at the moon, and have some fucking fun.
The moon is blue. The beer is cold. The trail will definitely have a run/walker split, so all can enjoy trail.
Check out the Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/groups/1057625463842834
Hares: Snow Plow
Location: Cross section of Vincente Way and Dowling Drive, La Jolla, 92037
The jumps at La Jolla Bike Path
Directions: Park in the neighborhood along Dowling Dr and Vincente Way
Google Maps: https://maps.app.goo.gl/8UB3nfJvyX97JZTA7
Run fee: 10
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes: Come enjoy the sunset in beautiful coastal La Jolla and some fresh Bulgarian Vegetarian dishes
Hares: Inu
Location: Mike's Cocktails
629 Sweetwater Rd, Spring Valley, CA 91977
Directions: ng center
Google Maps: https://www.google.com/search?q=629+Sweetwater+Rd%...
Run fee: $5
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Other (see Notes)
Notes: Will update about Doggos. Come romp in a new neighborhood for us. Easy free parking. Plenty of local food choices.
Hares: SMD and Others
Location: 3551 Mt Alvarez Ave
Google Maps: https://maps.app.goo.gl/5Xn1iT8z9uNcH6DT9
Run fee: $10
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Trail only
Notes: This Halloween, join us for a spooky hash featuring three terrifying trail choices: Walker, Turkey, and Eagle.
Survive the trail and reward yourself at the Halloween on-after party, where the real fun begins. Costumes are highly encouraged, so dust off your witches' hats, vampire capes, and zombie makeup for the trail, the party, or both.
Don't miss a night of scares, laughs, and good company!
NOTE**: Sorry No Dogs will be permitted at the end of the run. Also the San Diego Kennel Requires dogs be on leash at all times. If your dog is found to be off leash and/or not in your control, you will be asked to leave.
Hares: Misman
Location: Ecoshire 41051 Cactus Valley Rd, Hemet, CA 92544
Google Maps: https://maps.app.goo.gl/JMyzCQjKma4Dru5a8
Run fee: 120.00
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Other (see Notes)
Notes: More details coming soon! Save the date Nov 13-15! It's going to be the most epic campout yet! Pub hash will be joining us, and it's a good time to check out this venue before they shut down! More details to follow!
Hares: Reverend Anal Rose
Location: The Ould Sod, 3373 Adams Avenue
Directions: Just go back to the last place you left your credit card. Avoid eye contact with the locals that have been discussing your shenanigans since.
Google Maps: https://maps.app.goo.gl/x6cHtjHTY2zPm1eL9?g_st=ic
Run fee: Free! Buy your Hare a drink!
Trail type: A to B
Dog friendly: No
Notes: What better way to kick off the holiday season than to work up a sweat as you r*ce to the finish line of this annual 50 mile event? Make some caloric room for all the festive garbage you will be gorging on, and stay in shape for all those high-energy grand- and great-grandkids as they wrestle for your attention. There's not one... not two... but zero drink checks or water stops, but don't worry, you'll be drinking in the glorious views of Rancho Penasquitos.
...wait, sorry... that's my North County write up for the Winter Solstice run.
Oh yeah, the PreTurkey Pub Crawl! That's wayyy more fun. Let's get loaded and throw up on our in-town guests!
19 years is a long time. Looking to pass the torch during our 20th. Applicants must adhere to the strictest of standards and must solemnly swear to dedicate the next 20 years of their holiday plans to tirelessly plan and support San Diego's drunkest.
Hares: Ain't Nuthin' but a Horn Dog
Location: 1936 Olivia Way
San Diego, CA 92109
Sunset room
Google Maps: https://maps.app.goo.gl/FSkVrpRLDfheNPcKA?g_st=ic
Run fee: 69
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: No
Notes: Volunteers needed for food running- bar back- set up and tear down