Hares: Dingleberry and Ginger Snatch
Location: 4451 Pacific Highway
Old Town Transit Center parking lot
Intersection of Pacific Highway & Telegraph Place
Directions: Old Town Transit Center parking lot
Intersection of Pacific Highway & Telegraph Place. Look for hashers in the parking lot. If you arrive late take the trolley blue/green line southbound to the county center/little Italy and look for marks.
Google Maps: https://maps.app.goo.gl/6zSXqC96GHxKqGeG6
Run fee: $10.00
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes: Come and knock on our hash. There will be beer waiting for you. Harriette's, harrier and San Diego Hash too. Get out those caftans, wigs, retro shades, and matching jewelry - It's time to Romp like Mrs. Roper herself. All cast members from Three's Company welcome.
What else to bring:
Bring ID and cash for trail
If you have a PRONTO Card or have the APP (bring it)
It is now dark so bring a flashlight.
NOTE for DOGS
Bring your leash and you may not be able to come in all the bars.
Hares: TMI, MIT, Corney Bee, Viagra
Location: 1426 La Linda Dr.
San Marcos Ca 92078
Google Maps: https://maps.app.goo.gl/L7JxePp6GSqdHjmf7
Run fee: 8
Trail type: A to A
On after: Amalfi Dockside
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes: Don't be ANAL bring your unwanted pantry items or non perishable food for TMI's food drive. After all its better to give than to receive! NO EXPIRED ITEMS, don't make me fist your anal ass lol.
Walker 3 ish miles (1 beer check)
Turkey 4.5 ish (2 beer checks)
Eagle 7 ish with virgin awesomeness (2 beer checks)
Dog friendly on leash
Corney Bee will surely feed you something yummy. Maybe if you are all good little boys and girls we will make you a special beer check.
Hares: Four, SoSo and Scar Tissue
Location: Camel's Bar and Grill
10330 Friars Rd
San Diego, CA 92120
United States
Google Maps: https://www.google.com/maps/search/?api=1&query=Ca...
Run fee: $5
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes: Gobble gobble, you filthy flock! It's that magical time of year when we celebrate gratitude, gluttony, and awkward dinners with estranged family members. Before you stuff your face with gravy and questionable family conversation, come marinate your liver and strut your turkey legs with Four, SoSo and Scar Tissue Wobbly Wild Turkey Adventure out of Camels Bar!
Dust off your finest feathers, or elastic-waistband running shorts and come ready to trot, stumble, and wobble your way through the shiggy of Mission Valley.
🦃 Bonus Points: If you show up in your best turkey or Thanksgiving-themed (no cultural appropriation please) attire.
Remember, the only thing that should be dry this week is your sense of humor - not your turkey, your liver or your women.
So come on out, wobble like no one's watching, and let's make the pilgrims proud (or at least confused).
ON-ON, you sauced-up turkeys! 🦃🍻
Hares: Anal Rose, Reverend to the wayward masses
Location: The Ould Sod, 3373 Adams Avenue
Directions: You know that place that seems to absorb all the drunk Hashers after trail and circle is over? That place you can't go to without seeing three people you know? Yeah, there.
Google Maps: https://maps.app.goo.gl/UieHbqHovnUiz4ebA?g_st=ipc
Run fee: Free. Pay as you go and throw in a drink for your hare.
Trail type: A to B
Dog friendly: No
Notes: This trail is old enough to vote. [Enter politically charged rhetoric, here].
This trail is [enter a joke about being too drunk to remember the last time we did this, here].
[Enter mention about how challenging the holidays and dealing with family can be, and how it's best to start off wasted, here].
Be sure to [enter a quip about wearing some costume or other, probably based on pumpkin spiced lattes or drunk turkeys, here].
Remind people not to drive because parking sucks and DUIs are even worse.
Honors,
[Enter Hare Hash name, here]
Hares: Ginger Snatch, Bimbo by Day, Surf n Turf, Maui Waui
Location: Creative Performing Arts Middle School at 5050 Conrad Ave, SD 92117
Directions: West of the 805, off of Clairmont Mesa Blvd
Google Maps: https://www.google.com/maps/place/5050+Conrad+Ave,...
Run fee: 10
Trail type: A to B
Dog friendly: Trail only
Notes: Welcome back to everyone's favorite time of the year. Come join the Mission Harriette's as we get into the holiday spirit & hash through the tackiest lights in Clairmont. We'll try to spice things up a little this year to keep your interest up
Hares: ManAIDS & TBD
Location: The Ould Sod
3373 Adams Ave
San Diego, CA 92116
Google Maps: https://maps.app.goo.gl/x1TGn34GBk4m7hbX7
Run fee: 12
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Trail only
Notes: Pack Away: 6pm sharp!
Rego: https://hashrego.com/events/half-assed-12-drink-checks-of-hashmas
Run Fee: $12 via CashApp to $hah3cash; find C.O.P. to show proof of payment to get your stamp. Cash at the door. For Venmo or pay other options message ManAIDS.
What better way to get ready to see you non-chosen family than spend the evening with your chosen family at the 12 Drink Checks of Hashmas.
Cum to San Diego for the XXX-Mas weekend!
12/12: Half Assed -12 Drink Checks of Hash-mas!
12/13: NCH3 10am trail
SDH3 6:30 HOLIDAY PARTY!
https://hashrego.com/events/sdh3-holiday-bash-2025-2025
12/14: SDH3 TRAIL 10 AM
HUMPIN White Elephant TRAIL 2PM
12/15: CLH3 Toys for TWATS!
That's right 12 (count'em) 12 drink checks of holiday cheer right down your velvety smooth throat. That's only $1 a drink! But wait, there's more! First 50 people to rego will get a sweet patch to commemorate this anal event that you're likely to not even remember!
Additionally, we will be serenading the fine people of Normal Heights with some of our most delightful classics like "Carol of the Boobs" and "Walking 'Round in Women's Underwear!" They will bask in our holiday spirit as we shower them with our glee, penetrating deep into their ear holes whether they want it or not.
Save the date and get your sexy hash holiday-inspired outfits ready!
Get there EARLY to find parking that's good for overnight or take an Uber (great choice). We will be ON-OUTing at 6pm sharp. Details subject to change so please check back closer to the event.
What should you do?
- Update those RSVPs through Hashrego so we have enough time to purchase and make enough drinks for everyone
- Dress in your best (worst?!) holiday sweater or garb (holiday hats or costumes), or just wear your muggle/mortal clothes and come out
- Bring a cranium lamp
- Show up early for the pre-lube
- Rego at https://hashrego.com/events/half-assed-12-drink-checks-of-hashmas
-Pay your HashCash ($12 via CashApp to $hah3cash) & find C.O.P. to show proof of payment to get your stamp
- Bring vessels and koozies, ID and form of payment for the bar
- Have a plan for a DD car pool, walkable crash space, ride-share or other transport if you're drinking
- Be prepared for 12 Drink Checks (warm clothing and comfy shoes to walk a couple miles in encouraged)
Hares: Ain't Nuthin' but a Horn Dog
Location: Marina Village Sunset Room
Google Maps: https://maps.app.goo.gl/diaSdgDvthoS2HTf7?g_st=ipc
Run fee: 69
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: No
Notes: The San Diego Hash House Harriers Holiday Party will be on December 13th, 2025, starting at 6:30 PM. The venue is at:
Marina Village Sunrise Room
1936 Quivira Way, San Diego, CA
The 2025 SDH3 Holiday Party features the following Hasher friendly activities:
Drinks:
An open bar with Beer, Wine, Seltzers and Sodas.
Shuddup Liver, you can detox next year with the rest of the Dry January lightweights!
If that is not (non-)alcoholic swill for you thirsty Hashers, Special Cocktails on offer for an additional cost with proceeds to go to the San Diego Red Dress fund.
Food:
The 2025 SDH3 Holiday Party is not only a sloppy drunk Bacchanalia, there will be Appetizers and a Catered Dinner (menu fourth-cumming) as well, including Vegetarian and Gluten Free options.
This should be a feeding of such gluttonous magnificence that even Mr. Creosote would be stuffed -- Bucket and Wafer Thin Mint not included.
Entertainment:
Alongside eating and drinking, there will be merryments, featuring:
A DJ spinning tunes -- I have been assured that Nymphomaniacal's Dark Ambient CD collection will not be used by said DJ, but no further playlist information is known at this time.
A comedian, Carolyn "Bones" Glaude, featuring Hash appropriate humor and song.
A Live Band hailing from the desolate wastelands of Los Angeles. Pretty sure we aren't getting Metallica, but check back for further info.
Costumes:
The Holiday Party theme is Tim Burton Movie Character Costume.
If you aren't familiar with Tim Burton's oeuvre (not a body part, you salacious half-minds!) or your special sexytime costume hasn't cum back from the cleaners because of those stubborn Hot Tub Hasher Gravy stains, feel free to wear a more traditional Holiday outfit.
Dancing:
The dance floor will open after dinner and feature either the DJ or the Band. I'll be standing in the corner making sure no one steals the building.
Photobombing:
There will be photo backdrops and gloryhole-for-your-face style standees for photos.
Please use discretion when posting pictures as we all need to go back to our Muggle jobs after the Hellydaze and no hasher wants a pink slip in their year end bonus envelopes.
Registration and Cost:
Register on HashRego at
https://hashrego.com/events/sdh3-holiday-bash-2025-2025 to RSVP.
The monetary cost is $69, payable by Zelle or PayPal. The cost to your dignity will probably be far higher, but that's between you and your blackmailer.
That's right for a mere $69 dollars, you can start making bad decisions now to inspire the 2026 New Year's resolutions you know you aren't going to keep.
Payment by Zelle:
Zelle email: horndogsdh3@gmail.com
Please put your hash name in the notes so we can track that you have paid.
Payment by PayPal:
Go to this page on HashRego: https://hashrego.com/events/sdh3-holiday-bash-2025-2025
Click the "Paypal $69 for Xmas Party 2025" link
Please select Family and Friends if you are using PayPal.
IF YOU NEED CRASH SPACE CONTACT HORNDOGSDH3@GMAIL.COM.
No Zelle?
Try our Paypal link (PLEASE select Family and Friends):
Paypal $69 for Xmas Party 2025
Volunteers needed - Contact Ain't Nuthin' but a Horn Dog
Horndogsdh3@gmail.com
Hares: Restroom Roulette and Friends
Location: North Park (specifics TBA)
Google Maps: https://maps.app.goo.gl/RbQ8EzVmSG92d3Kn7
Run fee: No run fee! You pay for what you drink as you go!
Trail type: A to B
Dog friendly: No
Notes: 'Twas noon(ish) on a Saturday, and all through North Park
Hashers were chugging with glee and yelling Last Mark
There's so much to drink, many breweries to go
How many will you visit, before your cheeks glow?
It's a miracle on 30th Street, festive hashers all about
Tweleve breweries on tap, before we pass out
Be Naughty or Nice, we give not a care
But if you want great beer, just follow your hare
On Hipsters, on Homeless, on Meth-heads galore!
On-Out to the next place, they're starting to pour.
There will be 12 CHECKS (could be breweries OR bars). Wear your most festive attire, holiday onesies are highly encouraged.
Yes, that sounds like LOTS of alcohol, BECAUSE IT IS. Your hares highly recommend half pours, tasters, and a little water every once in a while.
Please carpool/take a ride share. DO NOT DRINK AND DRIVE.
We've listed this as not dog-friendly because you will be drinking ALL DAY and will likely barely be responsible enough to get yourself home.
Hares: Larrikins MM
Location: Balneario Las Palmas
Carre. Libre Tijuana Km. 64 1/2, 22710 La Misión, B.C., Mexico
Google Maps: https://maps.app.goo.gl/Nv5u9wpoDweA6nWJA
Run fee: TBD
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: No
Notes: Save the dates! Your mismanagement has already met and decided the dates for campout, July 31-Aug 2, 2026. Not pride weekend, or comic con, or burning person, and not yet back to school, so no excuses! We have reserved the same resort in Mexico but it will dependent on if they sell before then or not. So if you buried drugs there, it's a good chance you'll get to dig them up! Theme and other details TBD.