Hares: What's His Name, Stretch Me
Location: IdyllWild Regional Park, about a mile from the Idyllwild campground, west end of Playground Rd.
Directions: See URL. West end of Playground Rd. in Idyllwild.
Google Maps: https://www.google.com/maps/place/Idyllwild+County...
Run fee: $10 plus $6 park fee
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes: We have an awesome totally off-road trail thru the hills of Idyllwild. There will be vistas, trees, hills, beerchecks. There is a bit of climbing, so it may be more of a hike than a run.
Single trail, less that 3 miles, but some healthy elevation.
There is a $6 fee per person to enter the park. Please bring exact change and deposit at the park entrance Kiosk. Park on the left after the pay entrance.
Dogs allowed on trail and at end, must be on leash.
For those good at math, this run counts as the regularly scheduled Friday run. There's no change to future hash schedules.
Hares: Kids Meal and Scar Tissue
Location: 7960 Civita Blvd, San Diego, CA 92108
Directions: Park near Civita Blvd/ Civita Park. Trail runs A to A Prime ish, ending about a half mile from Civita Park. Parking near Aquatera Apartments will save you some walking at the end.The trail will start at the parking lot west of the amphitheater.
Google Maps: https://maps.app.goo.gl/ViksMzBQUf6xYo3w8
Run fee: $10
Trail type: A to A prime
Dog friendly: Trail only
Notes: After trail, Four on the Floor is generously opening her pool so we can properly celebrate Kids Meal turning 40. Praise her for risking neighborhood tranquility in the name of hashing and friendship! Circle will be poolside, so bring your swimsuit, towel, sunscreen, floaties, etc.
Expect a short 3.69-ish mile, mostly urban trail with shiggy, sketchy decisions, birthday drink stops, and plenty of opportunities to celebrate Kids Meal surviving four decades of chaos. Roughly 20 of those years has been with Humpin!
Burgers, hot dogs, cake, and good times provided.
Dogs are welcome on trail but not for circle or on-after.
Parking will be tight due to a local festival, so plan ahead.
On-On to Kids Meal's 40th!
Hares: Ho Sex Is Better Than No Sex
Location: Station Tavern
2204 Fern St, San Diego, CA 92104
Directions: Corner of Fern St and Ivy St in North Park, San Diego.
Google Maps: https://www.google.com/maps/place/Station+Tavern/@...
Run fee: 5 bills
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes: It's National Best Friends Day! So grab your bestie, your bro, your dog, your lover, your exorcist and cum stumble down the streets of North/South Park with your favorite weirdos! Enjoy some delightful friendship themed drinks and treats at all 2-3 beer checks (TBD). Stroller friendly! Gorgeous freeway views! Cold-ish beer! What more could you want?
What to bring: yourself, your bestie, shiggy socks, head lamp, and an open mind
What to leave behind: your troubles, burn books, and that weird FWB who only texts you at 2 AM
On-on!
Hares: Broke Bed Mounting (trail) Teddy Metal (trivia)
Location: Triple Crown Pub
3221 Adams Ave, San Diego, CA 92116
Google Maps: https://maps.app.goo.gl/pbyzcfW6HgE1HVhX9
Run fee: $5
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes: It's that time of the month again to put on your thinking caps. Teddy Metal wants to test your knowledge of the Karma Sutra/sex/69 (noice).
Trail will be about 3 miles and won't have false marks.....Broke Bed promises.
On-On
Hares: Kissy Face and Nice Assets
Location: 7955 Normal Ave
La Mesa, CA 91941
Directions: I 8 to Spring St. Right on La Mesa Blvd. Left on Normal Ave. House is on left.
Highway 94 to Spring Street exit. Follow ramp around stay right and make first right turn at the light on to Spring St. Left on La Mesa Blvd and left on Normal Ave. House is on left.
Google Maps: https://www.google.com/maps/search/?api=1&query=79...
Run fee: $8.00
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes: Yep, you're back in the Jewel Of The Hills, beautiful La Mesa. Trail is not too hilly and not too flat. It's just right.
On In is in my back yard and save your breath, I know my stairs are funky. So park your clumsy ass on the first level.
We are serving a delicious meal of undetermined something. It will be 🤷ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸.
Hope to see you there.
Hares: Kissy Face and Nice Assets
Location: 7955 Normal Ave
La Mesa, CA 91941
Directions: 94 to Spring St exit, follow ramp around to right turn at first light to Spring St. Follow to La Mesa Ave. Left on Normal. House on left
I 8 to Spring Street. Follow Spring St and then right on La Mesa Blvd. Left on Normal. House on left.
Google Maps: https://www.google.com/maps/search/?api=1&query=79...
Run fee: $8.00
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes: Yep, you're back in The Jewel of the Hills, beautiful La Mesa. We have a not too hilly, not too flat trail. On In is in my back yard AND so save your breath about the funky stairs. So if you plan on falling, keep your clumsy self on the bottom level.
We will serve up a delicious meal but still determining what it will be.
Hope to see you there.
Hares: $3.99 an Inch. Wench be Trippin
Location: 3537 5th avenue, San Diego, CA 92103
Directions: Nunu's Tavern
Google Maps: https://www.google.com/maps/place/Nunu's+Tavern/@3...
Run fee: 5
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes: Cum one, Cum all to celebrate the mysterious roots of the hash. On this one night, we gather, no longer hiding behind the statement that we are Not a cult. Bring virgins to sacrifice to our lord and savior Gispert.
Hares: Team Bromance (Shocka By Proxy and Fingerbang An Orangutan)
Location: Guava Beach Bar & Grill
3714 Mission Blvd,
San Diego, CA 92109
Directions: Park here: https://maps.app.goo.gl/BRtcn56783YvNHFo9
Google Maps: https://maps.app.goo.gl/FMgYo3NgC9W6GpSe9
Run fee: $5
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: No
Notes: Team Bromance is bringing back the jorts run for its 10th year! All you never nudes need to dig out those sexy cutoffs and come out for a scenic trail around Mission Beach. It's one of the longest Mondays of the year with plenty of daylight and hopefully a killer view of the sunset.
As with previous jorts runs, the end of trail will feature a refreshing swim. That means do not bring technology on trail and bring a change of clothes and towel for the end. If you want to avoid the swim, you can, but it'll add a little bit to your run and you might miss the Hop, Skip, and Go Naked drink check. There will be one other beer check in case you miss that one.
On-In is excited to host us and has happy hour ALL DAY! I wouldn't recommend bringing doggos since there's a swim, crowded trails, and no dogs in the bar. Don't forget to wear jorts!
Hares: Ain't Nuthin' but a Horn Dog
Location: 711 San diego
Directions: 1670 Kettner
Google Maps: https://maps.app.goo.gl/e2vQ781CRHM4iBiz9?g_st=ic
Run fee: 5
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes:
Hares: Gorilla Whorefare
Location: Club Marina
1310 Scott St
San Diego, CA 92106
Google Maps: https://maps.app.goo.gl/uvHvNKv7JJTuoej28
Run fee: $5
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes: We told Gorilla, Baby Come Back to hare for Larrikins. And he agreed that This Is It. He wants you to Steal Away to the marina and go Sailing on a smooth trail around Point Loma. Come in your finest captain hat, Hawaiian shirt, or other boating apparel. We'll be Takin' It To The Streets to enjoy the Summer Breeze on this Cool Night. How Long will this be going on? It Keeps You Runnin' around 3-4 miles. You might even Escape to a pina colada check or is that just What A Fool Believes? Either way, the drink checks will feature all the yacht rock you can handle. Trail should be dog and even bike friendly so you can Ride Like The Wind. Hopefully, Love Will Keep Us Together but if not, Gorilla Whorefare will Hold The Line for you.