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North County Hash Saturday 21-Apr-2018 10:00am Link
420 Hangover Escape to Black Mountain
Hares: Cawkward and Blow Job or No Job
Location: Black Mountain Ranch Park
14700 Carmel Valley Rd, San Diego, CA 92129
Google Maps: https://goo.gl/maps/7uGBSecaeMB2
Run fee: 6.00
Trail type: A to A
On after: Second Chance probably
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes: Who doesn't love running Black Mountain? Probably most of you, especially since half of you will still be stoned! But lets do it anyway! What better way to cum out of your 420 hangover than following flour laid by the slightly awkward Cawkward for a 5-6 mile Turkey and an 8ish mile Eagle. Depends on if humans are spotted along the way, and she has to avoid contact. The beautiful and expertly groomed BJ will be serving up munchies to satisfy. On-on!

Tijuana Hash Saturday 21-Apr-2018 3:00pm Link
Taco Mile
Hares: I Like to Swallow
Location: Taqueria Franc
Blvd. Sánchez Taboada, Zonaeste, Tijuana, B.C., Mexico
Google Maps: https://goo.gl/maps/BVYwK7XDCKH2
Run fee: $3 or $5 with tacos
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: No
Notes: Taco Mile!!
We are continuing this event started last year and having our second taco mile. Last year our winners were Village Tool in the men's division and In N Out in the women's division. Who will win this year?
How does this work? Eat a taco, run a quarter mile, eat a taco, run a quarter mile, eat a taco, run a quarter mile, eat a taco, and then run a quarter mile. That is four tacos and one mile of running. If any of your tacos comes up, you will be penalized with running another quarter mile. How fast can you complete this challenge? It will be timed.
The quarter mile loop will be marked with flour. The four tacos are included in your run fee if you eat them and keep them in you during the taco mile.

San Diego Hash Sunday 22-Apr-2018 10:00am Link
The Tutu Hash!!
Hares: Nibbles n Pricks, Throws Up Stays Up, and Bro Job
Location: Corner of Antigua Boulevard and Amaro Drive, THE Island in the Hills, Tierrasanta, 92124
Run fee: $10
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes: It's the 4/22 hash - get ready to chase 2 hot hashers (assuming Throws Up has a fever) in tutus all over the wilds of Tierrasanta! Get it?! April 22... four-two-two... ok whatever, just everyone wear a GD tutu! Trail will of course be dog-friendly (have you ever met the hares?!) and Bro Job will be cooking up some deeeelish dinner, as per usual.

Trail is A-A and features tu trails, tu drink checks, and lots of shiggy! You will not want to miss this! Trail shoes are highly recommended, as is a chair for the on-in. Well-mannered pups welcome at On-in with usual expectations of you policing after your lovable furry friends. Heated swimming pool and hot tub so bring suits...or not, we are hashers after all. And sadly, naked Indiana Jones will NOT be reprising his role. Can't promise the whip won't come out though, just sayin'.

Humpin Hash Sunday 22-Apr-2018 1:00pm Link
TUTUS!!! AARRRGGGHHH!
Hares: Runs Like The Winded
Location: 8833 Harmony Grove Rd, Escondido, CA 92029

33.085952, -117.149123

- Yellow Gate Between marker 5 and 6
Directions: This is going to be At the Elfin Forest Recreational Reserve, however the run start will be a 1/4 mile down from the main entrance between mile marker 5 and 6. There will be a yellow gate that you will see and a path will lead you to the run start.
Run fee: $7
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes: THE TRAIL TRAIN GOES TOOOOTOOOOO! IT'S a MUTHA F*ing TUTU RUN!!!

YES IT STARTS AT 1, this is because this trail is going to be a winded trail and I (Winded) have no idea what the F*ck I'm doing and most certainly will get lost. Mainly it is because the parking lot will close at 7:30pm soooooooo MEH we are going to start early.

PARKING - Is going to the a B*tch, but there are spots in the reserve and the over flow parking lot, however it closes at 7:30pm so plan accordingly. There is space to park on the street and it is kind of tight so please carpool if needed.

Please be sure to bring shiggy socks and maybe an extra pair of shoes because we have 2 minimal water crossings, so if your balance sucks and you fall in I don't want to be responsible for gangrene.

Hashers will little ones - you are invited however the water crossings might be tough with a semi truck you call a stroller, plus it might get really hot and you have the potential of frying your baby and it looking like E.T. but that's totally up to you.

If you are going to bring your fur baby, please note they will have to be on a leash when running through the reserve.

AVOID THE GREEN! - while scouting I saw plenty of PO and there are signs posted about it, I have done my best to avoid the PO like the plague, but I have placed money down that someone will get PO so be careful!

It's going to be hot so please bring sunscreen and stay hydrated on trail

Larrikins Hash Monday 23-Apr-2018 6:30pm Link
Join the Mile "High" Club
Hares: Queered for Manding, Red Carpet, Clit 101
Location: 7245 Linda Vista Rd, San Diego, CA 92111
Google Maps: https://goo.gl/maps/mpm1ffyL59J2
Run fee: $4
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes: NEW LOCATION - 7245 Linda Vista Rd, San Diego, CA 92111 (American Legion)

Fly high with the red headed trifecta hares on this epic journey through linda vista easily off the 163 and 8.

Follow the red rabbit to a post-420 holiday special hash that will make you feel like F Thatll Do walking on a the empire state building with nothing but a loincloth. Let Clit 101, Queered for Manding, and Red Carpet comfort you into a peaceful state of hiberinebriation (cross faded) on Monday night.

Wear/bring something 420 appropriate (green works) to add to the fun. Wear your best captains or stewardess outfit. Bring those aviators and prepare for take off because you are Queered For Take Off in the Mile High CLub.

Dog friendly trail, but not the ON-IN

Be ready for numerous safety checks, SOTCs (ask clit), song checks, dance checks, kissing checks, reach around checks, mystery box checks, your mom checks, and sound checks!

Green Flash Hash Tuesday 24-Apr-2018 6:15pm Link
Run #81 [CANCELED]
Hares: Clit 101
Location: Green Flash Brewery
Directions: Corner of Mira Mesa Blvd and Flanders Drive
Run fee: $8
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Other (see Notes)
Notes: CANCELLED. thank-you Clit 101 and Dogfish and everyone else involved. Due to unforeseen circumstances, GFH3 no longer exists. CANCELLED. we will let you know when the wake happens, maybe in August.

Full Moon Hash Thursday 26-Apr-2018 6:30pm Link
Stop Being Such A Little Witch (BYOB)
Hares: Butt Mitzvah, Ivanna Suckyourcockoff, Tittiephile
Location: 841 Normandy Rd, Encinitas, CA
Run fee: 3
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: No
Notes: We're doing something a little bit different for this month's full moon hash. We have secured a private on-in with a fire pit thanks to Tittiephile, so this hash will be BYOB but feature an actual full moon during circle. We are still putting the finishing touches on the trail, but come explore northern Encinitas by moonlight.

Butt Mitzvah came to the last full moon hash and was being a whiny little witch, so here we are. If you need some help getting into theme, follow the Run URL link above for an informational article that will get you in the mood while providing a little bit of history.

Your run fee will cover a beer check and down down beer. Please bring any booze that you wish to consume after the run.

San Diego Hash Friday 27-Apr-2018 6:30pm Link
The “ I am not a crook. “ trail!
Hares: Stick Shift! And maybe friends? We'll see.
Location: Rancho Bernardo, and don't worry pops hasn't done it recently. Final run start location to be announced. Most likely east of the 15.
Run fee: $10.00
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes: Oh how I have missed thee let me recount the ways.........

1.) you're a lot of fun.

2.) you're welcoming and comfortable like an old shoe.

3.) your hare raiser asked me! She asked me!? to lay trail? Did I turn tail?.....

5.) NO! I'll lay trail! I'll do it live!

6.) I'll run you through sticks

7.) all the way to heaven. ( well close enough )

8.) don't be late for our fated date (6:30 fri. Night 4/27/2018 )

9.) No straight line.

Anyway, Friday the 27th I'll be haring for my most favorite mother kennel. We'll be in RB, we'll be running, we'll be drinking, we'll be enjoying company, all very civilized because?..... RB.
Yeah right get ready for a strange and shiggilicious Stick Shift trail!
If your dog is trail capable then doggo friendly if not, your choice. I may have friends I may not. Your favorite Harriett High Beams has offered her kitchen expertise for food so beware. Come one come all for this fine trail of shift and shiggy.

On-on,
stick.

Half-Assed Hash Saturday 28-Apr-2018 1:00pm Link
Easter Beer Hunt Hash
Hares: Bleeding Hash Hole
Location: TBD
Directions: If I don’t have the address yet, what makes you think I can give you the directions?
Thomas Guide: Soon
Google Maps: Soooooon
Run fee: $9
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes: ***Please note, Location and On-After are still to be determined***

Easter is the celebration when some dude from that place rose again after like, three days? And he like said, he would come again, and he like, totally did, and like, all the girls, like rejoiced and stuff. So I guess we celebrate that dude? 

AAAND in proper hashing tradition, we celebrate with beer. So like, you guys should like, totally come out. I haven’t hared this trail in like, totally a long time. And it was like, a total blast. I’m pretty sure Jesus was like, totally there.

So don your best Easter Bunny or Zombie Jesus or Sexy Jesus or Sexy Bunny or Sexy Bunny Jesus outfits! ITS AN EASTER BEER HUNT AND THE BEER WILL FLOW AND YOU SEARCH FOR IT AND YOU WILL HAVE A GOOD DAMN TIME.

All Area Hashes Hash Tuesday 01-May-2018 6:30pm Link
Hash Choir Practice
Hares: Bimbo By Day & Fat Basque Turd
Location: 3832 Cameo ln, San Diego CA 92111
Directions: https://goo.gl/maps/qs1QtKZSW282
Google Maps: https://goo.gl/maps/qs1QtKZSW282
Run fee: BYO Beer and meat, bring side/snack to share
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: No
Notes: Oh cum ye unfaithful
join us or be left out
oh cum ye, the off key
to learn new hash songs
Cum and learn a new song
or one you always sing wrong

oh cum, and leave your dogs home
oh cum, and leave your dogs home
oh cum, and leave your dogs home
there's no room here to roam

Oh cum drink your own beer
there'll be no wine or soda
Oh cum ye, with fresh meat
to lay upon our coals
a dish to share with others
or snacks if that's your druthers

Oh cum to our choir practice
we know how bad your ass is
Oh cum ye, the off key
the circle is yours.