Printer friendly San Diego Area Runstarts

Orange County H3 Hash Friday 12-Mar-2010 6:00pm

Betty Ford Rehab XXIV
Hares: assorted
Location: Palm Springs, CA
Directions:
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Run fee: $145.00 till 15 Feb, $185 16 Feb thru 12 Mar
Notes: See www.hash.org for further event and schedual updates.

Iron Rule Hash Friday 12-Mar-2010 6:30pm

Get Your Green On!
Hares: Kissy Face, Cat & Goes Down Easy
Location: 6205 Potomac Street in Paradise Hills
Directions:
Thomas Guide:
Run fee: $7.00
Notes: Come out and celebrate the Friday before St. Paddy's Day by wearing your green and lucky leprechauns while enjoying a wee o' trail leading you back to where it all started for yummy Irish cooking. Yep, this is an A-A run.

San Diego Hash Friday 12-Mar-2010 6:30pm

Capt Zero's Birthday Extravaganza (70th b-day)
Hares: BOOBS! and Shoulda Woulda Woke Her
Location: Corner of Linda Vista Dr & Ulric St.
Directions: 163 to Friars Rd west, right on Ulric. LFH in parking lot on left just before Linda Vista Rd.
Thomas Guide:
Run fee: $8
Notes: Captain Zero themed! Featuring food by Thumb Thing and a special on-in. A to not-far B, with a bvan.

Volleyball Hash Saturday 13-Mar-2010 12:00am

Don't Rain on ME! Saturday Return...
Hares: You, me and who else?
Location: Fanuel Park, just to the West
Directions: West on Grand off the 5. Left on Fanuel. Drive to the bay & park. VB will be down the boardwalk west of the bathrooms.
Thomas Guide: 1247 J7
Run fee: Zippo. We're bucks up currently
Notes:

North County Hash Saturday 13-Mar-2010 10:00am

13th Annual Drown Mr. Roarke Run
Hares: Fellatio Domingo
Location: La Jolla
Directions: Princess Street between Spindrift Drive and Torrey Pines Road
Thomas Guide: 1227 G6
Run fee: $5.00
Notes: North County is north of Miramar Road, which turns into La Jolla Village Drive, which turns into Torrey Pines Road. The run starts north of Torrey Pines Road.

As usual, the real hashers who don't go to Betty Ford can help drown Mr. Roarke here in San Diego. The hare is always live for this run. There is always shiggy.

Hare of the Dog Hash Saturday 13-Mar-2010 1:00pm

Hares: Pith Me
Location: Clairemont Drive and Morena
Directions: I-5 to Clairemont Dr. East, Right into Parking lot next to Best Western parking lot (before Denver St.) http://maps.yahoo.com/#mvt=m&lat=32.790334&lon=-117.204053&zoom=18&tt=best%20western%20mission%20bay&tp=1&ioride=us
Thomas Guide:
Run fee: $3 bring money for food and beer later
Notes: NOTE: Saturday at 1pm. Mountain bike ride, medium difficulty with some road portions

Humpin Hash Sunday 14-Mar-2010 2:00pm

Missionary Impossible and Two Fisted's Birthday Run
Hares: Take it Like a Man and Two Fisted Hose Master
Location: Holiday Park, Carlsbad
Directions: From the 5, exit Carlsbad Village Drive going East, right on Pio Pico then two blocks to Holiday Park.
Thomas Guide:
Run fee: $6.00
Notes:
Happy birthday fu!!Happy Birthday to Missionary Impossible and Two Fisted Hose Master. Missionary may not be at the run, because she is too busy at an Orange County run to bother with us Humpers. Extra special spanking machine for her when she does return to the GREATEST HASH ON EARTH!

Larrikin Hash Monday 15-Mar-2010 6:30pm

Steak and a Blowjob - the antithesis to Valentines Day
Hares: Dicknosys, Narcolickdick (if he is awake) and a few other dicks
Location: Mission Valley Lowes/Ikea parking lot
Directions: 15 to Friars Road, turn left on Fenton Parkway, turn left into parking lot
Thomas Guide:
Run fee: 3 I think
Notes: The only thing virgin about us is our haring!

This will be A to nearby B. Bring chairs and warmer clothes as on-in is outdoors (as of now if the rain stays away)

Will head to on on on around 9:30 if anyone wants to.

Volleyball Hash Thursday 18-Mar-2010 4:30pm

Yay for the time change!!!
Hares: Dogfish, Bottom Fuck, Cuntal Floss
Location: Fanuel Park
Directions: West on Grand off the 5. Left on Fanuel. Drive to the bay & park. VB will be down the boardwalk west of the bathrooms.
Thomas Guide:
Run fee: free for now
Notes: Welcome back sun, well at least for an hour more. Come out and celebrate the first Volleyball Hash of the season.

Balls and boundaries are provided by the Volleyball Hash.

Bring your own everything: beverage if you want to drink, chair if you want to sit, and $$ if you want to eat and drink after sundown at a bar/restaurant. Shorts and T-shirt to play in (you won’t need shoes to play, but you will need them for the bar) and sunglasses.

Remember: DO NOT bring glass containers onto the beach. It is illegal to take open alcohol to the beach, bay and nearby parks. It is also illegal to smoke on the beach.

Humpin Hash Saturday 20-Mar-2010 12:00pm

16th Anal Bar 2 Bar "Sorority Sleepover"
Hares: Present and Past Humpin GM's
Location: Magee Park, Carlsbad
Directions: I-5 to Carlsbad Village, West to Carlsbad Blvd, North to Beech, Park is on left. We meet on the back side.
Thomas Guide:
Run fee: $30 before Mar 7, $35 after. Optional Tshirts available for sale
Notes: 16th Anal B2B "Sorority Sleepover". Cum walk the streets of Carlsbad with the Humpin Sorotity of Carlsbad Center Univ. Past and Present GM's will hare this Humpin Homecoming. Kegs tapped at 11, hares off at 12. Dinner provided by Dogfish. T-shirts are $8 before Mar 7, $12 at the door. Reserve a room at the Motel 6 Downtown for after the event (760-434-7135). Go to Humpinhash.com for rego and more info.