Hares: Twat Did You Say? & Nana's Slam Van
Location: Murphy Canyon Bike Path
San Diego, CA 92123
United States
Directions: Fwy 15 to Aero Drive to Murphy Canyon Rd. HEAD South to the very end where the fuel farms are and the entry to the Murphy Canyon Bike Path.
Thomas Guide: (32.7956086, -117.1129323)
Google Maps: https://goo.gl/maps/yVs6AebNtk7zkbWR6
Run fee: $10
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes: Listen up Hashers b/c I have some fun in store for you. Over the last year or so Snapdragon Stadium has been my go-to for collecting required daily steps. Not perfect but close to home, somewhat isolated and has pull up bars so is mostly a convenient place to burn calories. Definitely not an exciting hash space. But wait.. what if we turned those boring miles into a game of chance, choices and opportunities? What if you gambled on my daily grind and it ends up paying off BIG! Here's how it will go- TURKEYS will follow a 3.58 mile route with 3 Beer & H2o checks. YES beer and water. This is a hash. We run for beer not candy water. Plan accordingly. EAGLES will soar early with a 1.4 mile shiggy, hilly route to get warm and Frye those legs before rolling up on the Turkeys. BONUS card draw for extra effort. Additional mini opportunities to soar throughout the day! As with life the greater the effort the better the results. Send it!
All Hashers will be tasked to collect playing cards on trail and once we're back at Circle the best hand wins! Maybe worst hand and medium hand will win as well? That'll be worked out. Attitude and effort will go a long way. We have a growing table of prizes and rewards. Things you can use while making better choices like SD t-shirts, KT Tape, body glide, BIB holders and much much more. Theme and costume of the day is ordinary muggle. Bust out your Gym clothes and bring half a mind to try. We will blend in, look fun and leave everyone wondering how they can become a part of our next run. *this ain't my first cult people.
Food; hard boiled eggs, macaroni and potatoe salad with chicken.
Hares: Dirty Rutted Scoundrel, Caro-Lion, and Watch 'em Bounce
Location: 1025 Stratford Dr., Encinitas
Directions: I-5 to Santa Fe Dr. west, past round-about. Right on Stratford Dr. 3rd house south of Melba.
Google Maps: https://maps.app.goo.gl/6UXNMA5jMpN5xYJz7
Run fee: $8 or membership
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes: Beer check. Dog friendly, on leash in backyard
3 trails - eagle = 4.5 miles, turkey = 3.5 miles, walker = 2.2 miles
Hares: Four on the Floor, Strap On Strap Off, and Scar Tissue
Location: Number One Fifth Avenue
3845 Fifth Ave, San Diego, CA 92103
Directions: Nestled in the heart of Hillcrest/Bankers Hill, Number One Fifth Avenue is conveniently located near Balboa Park and San Diego's finest cultural institutions. Find parking nearby and follow the sound of poorly made art puns and even poorer life choices.
Google Maps: https://maps.app.goo.gl/ujai1BDRAYmQbgXA6?g_st=ic
Run fee: $5
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes: Attention museophiles, gallery goers, art critics, and people who pretend to understand modern art: it's time to celebrate International Museum Day the only way Larrikins knows how - with trail, beer, and questionable interpretation of "performance art."
Four, Strap On, Strap Off, and Scar are curating an unforgettable evening through the historic streets surrounding Balboa Park's museum district. Expect artistic beer checks, culturally enriching shiggy, and enough bad decisions to earn their own exhibit.
Whether you're an admirer of fine art, natural history, or just finely crafted debauchery, this trail belongs in a museum.
Dress museum chic, tourist tacky, or like a security guard who has absolutely given up
On-On
Hares: Puddy Tat, A Prick in the Hand is Worth 2 in the Bush
Location: Serra Mesa Recreation Center
9020 Village Glen Dr, San Diego CA 92123
Directions: We will be to the left of the playground and basketball courts. You could park by the basketball courts by 3486 Pomeroy St or in the rec center parking lot.
Google Maps: https://maps.app.goo.gl/WsCWnUtVZf143H7r6?g_st=ac
Run fee: $10.00
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes: It is National Bee Day so welcome to the Shake your hunny maker run! Cum dressed as your favorite pollinator or flower to be pollinated! Trail is 3.69 miles, mostly trail.
Hares: Irish Guilt, Freudienne Slut, Bimbo by Day
Location: South Clairemont Community Park
3605 Clairemont Drive
San Diego CA 92117
NOTE: Park/Start is in BACK of park on WACO STREET.
Directions: !-5 to Clairemont Drive, all the way up the hill, turn right on Dakota Drive, turn left on Waco Street, look for screaming hashers
Google Maps: https://maps.app.goo.gl/PybBo4EY5T82vnMq8
Run fee: $10 cash money
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes: Hares off 6:30, pack away 6:45.
Hilly, lotsa nice views, mostly paved with surprize trails scattered in. Looks like 4.0 turkey, 5.1 eagle so far. May shorten.
On-After: Fast Times! 3065 Clairemont Dr. 92117
Live rock band The Surf Birdz playing till 10 pm. No cover.
Hares: Sir Isaac (birthday) + Chicken Cox
Location: Torrey Highlands Park, usual spot in the back
Directions: I-5 exit east on Del Mar Heights RD. to north on Lansdale Dr., to Torrey Highlands Park Rd.
Google Maps: https://maps.app.goo.gl/cprY7wT2u7dzif7Q7
Run fee: $10 or membership
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes: Turkey, walker and eagle trails, off-road for all but walkers. (haven't measured yet though, probably the usual 2, 4, 5+). Martini check(s) for all, dogs on leash. Bring chairs and warm clothes. Should be light.
Hares: Ho Sex Is Better Than No Sex
Location: Station Tavern
2204 Fern St, San Diego, CA 92104
Directions: Corner of Fern St and Ivy St in North Park, San Diego.
Google Maps: https://www.google.com/maps/place/Station+Tavern/@...
Run fee: 5 bills
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes: It's National Best Friends Day! So grab your bestie, your bro, your dog, your lover, your exorcist and cum stumble down the streets of North/South Park with your favorite weirdos! Enjoy some delightful friendship themed drinks and treats at all 2-3 beer checks (TBD). Stroller friendly! Gorgeous freeway views! Cold-ish beer! What more could you want?
What to bring: yourself, your bestie, shiggy socks, head lamp, and an open mind
What to leave behind: your troubles, burn books, and that weird FWB who only texts you at 2 AM
On-on!
Hares: Team Bromance (Shocka By Proxy and Fingerbang An Orangutan)
Location: Guava Beach Bar & Grill
3714 Mission Blvd,
San Diego, CA 92109
Directions: Park here: https://maps.app.goo.gl/BRtcn56783YvNHFo9
Google Maps: https://maps.app.goo.gl/FMgYo3NgC9W6GpSe9
Run fee: $5
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: No
Notes: Team Bromance is bringing back the jorts run for its 10th year! All you never nudes need to dig out those sexy cutoffs and come out for a scenic trail around Mission Beach. It's one of the longest Mondays of the year with plenty of daylight and hopefully a killer view of the sunset.
As with previous jorts runs, the end of trail will feature a refreshing swim. That means do not bring technology on trail and bring a change of clothes and towel for the end. If you want to avoid the swim, you can, but it'll add a little bit to your run and you might miss the Hop, Skip, and Go Naked drink check. There will be one other beer check in case you miss that one.
On-In is excited to host us and has happy hour ALL DAY! I wouldn't recommend bringing doggos since there's a swim, crowded trails, and no dogs in the bar. Don't forget to wear jorts!
Hares: Ain't Nuthin' but a Horn Dog
Location: 711 San diego
Directions: 1670 Kettner
Google Maps: https://maps.app.goo.gl/e2vQ781CRHM4iBiz9?g_st=ic
Run fee: 5
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes:
Hares: Gorilla Whorefare
Location: Club Marina
1310 Scott St
San Diego, CA 92106
Google Maps: https://maps.app.goo.gl/uvHvNKv7JJTuoej28
Run fee: $5
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes: We told Gorilla, Baby Come Back to hare for Larrikins. And he agreed that This Is It. He wants you to Steal Away to the marina and go Sailing on a smooth trail around Point Loma. Come in your finest captain hat, Hawaiian shirt, or other boating apparel. We'll be Takin' It To The Streets to enjoy the Summer Breeze on this Cool Night. How Long will this be going on? It Keeps You Runnin' around 3-4 miles. You might even Escape to a pina colada check or is that just What A Fool Believes? Either way, the drink checks will feature all the yacht rock you can handle. Trail should be dog and even bike friendly so you can Ride Like The Wind. Hopefully, Love Will Keep Us Together but if not, Gorilla Whorefare will Hold The Line for you.