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Humpin Hash Sunday 24-Jun-2018 2:00pm Link
King's Cup Hash
Hares: Downward Becky and Butthurt
Location: Sycamore Canyon Park, off of Stonebridge Pkwy in Scripps Ranch.
Run fee: $7
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes: What's a "King's Cup Hash" you say!? Well children gather round...lore has it that back in the days of high school and college there was a ritual known as the King's Cup. In order to drink from the cup's mighty liquid powers, each person must satisfy a wondrous task put upon them by the mystical deck of cards! We will be resurrecting this ancient practice ON TRAIL! The pack will have the chance to play kings cup as they wander through the hills of Scripps Ranch in search of the renowned Cup o' Kings! On-on!

Larrikins Hash Monday 25-Jun-2018 6:30pm Link
WTF, we're in La Jolla?!
Hares: Dr. Feelwood and Coppertone Bone
Location: 7536 Fay Ave.
La Jolla, CA 92037
Directions: G Maps knows, and your navs, from wherever you are.
Thomas Guide: It died and went to Hell.
Google Maps:
Run fee: 4 clams BCE, now US$
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes: The Californicateya Larrikins once again invade flat, dry and el cheapo La Jolla. The will be much rejoicing. We will not end in a dive bar, but we are welcome. Enjoy a plethora of fine food and drink, most of which isn't too pricey for the working class.

This will be Doctor Feelwood's virgin haring. What could go wrong, especially sashaying about with her lazy, derelict, ancient co-hare? Trail details to cum, or not to cum, that is the question. Make yourself cum!

Full Moon Hash Thursday 28-Jun-2018 6:30pm Link
Strawberry Moon
Hares: High Beams
Location: Shakespeare's Pub & Grille
3701 India St
San Diego, CA 92103
Run fee: $3
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes: "My lord of Ely, when I was last in Holborn,
I saw good strawberries in your garden there;
I do beseech you, send for some of them!

Marry, I will, my lord, with all my heart."
Shakespeare, Richard III

The June Full Moon is called the Full Strawberry Moon. This Full Moon got its name from the Algonquin tribes who knew it as a signal to gather the ripening fruit of wild strawberries. It has also been known as the Honey Moon, Mead Moon, and the Full Rose Moon in Europe...

Mead Moon?!?! Well hell, let us all go drink some mead! Come join the full moon crew for a merry little jaunt through Mid-City/Mission Hills area. Trail will be flat (duh), many water crossings (~~meh, maybe), and under 5 miles (no promises).

Humpin Hash Friday 29-Jun-2018 12:00pm Link
Humpin Campout - White Trash Hash
Hares: This year's MM and next
Location: Falcon Group Campgroud
Main Divide Truck Trail
Lake Elsinore, CA 92530
Directions: I-15 north, exit Baxter Dr (EXIT 69!!!)
Follow the Googs from there
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Run fee: $69-$99
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: No
Notes: Hey youse, why do you never take christmas lights down?! Ew know it is Juuuly, right?! Goddamnit Jed, git your mangy dog off my yard! He shit on my flamingos again. Judy, for christ sake, go feed yer baby, that beer can pyramid is tall enough! Naaaaahhhh just kidding! I got a whole stash over here you can add tew it!

That is right wankers! It is Humpin Campout time again!! Grab your astro turf, your werst lawn chair, them christmas lights that is missing half the bulbs, but gosh dang it, they still werk, bring them to the WHITE TRASH HASH CAMPOUT

$69 - April 27-May 4 (7 days only!!)
$79 - May 5-May 31
$89 - June 1-June 24
$99 - June 25-June 29

Your rego gets you ice cold beer tapped all weekend (YAY!), 5 meals prepared by none other than our resident masterchef, Pop Rocks (YAY!), midnight naked run (YAY!), naked dance tent (YAY!), ball buster trail (YAY!), games, including mud wrassling (YAY!), shot crawl (YAY!), awesome giveaways (YAY!), A REDNECK HOT TUB (whaaaaaaaaa?!?!?!). Because. We are the UNSTOPPABLE FIST! And we can make anything worse, and we do, biiiitch!

Cash payments made to Meso Hyundai at any runstart, but you must still fill out a registration form through EZ Register. Select the "Payment by check" option.

Falcon Group Campsite
Main Divide Truck Trail
Lake Elsinore, CA 92530

Roughly an hour and a half drive north of SD just north of Temecula. We reserved all three sites, so there is no one who can bug us! Plenty of parking but it is always fun to ride a buddy... oh, um, I mean ride WITH a buddy. Carpooling is always encouraged: ROAD ORGY!

San Diego Hash Friday 29-Jun-2018 6:30pm Link
Brossiere's Pink Shorts Hash
Hares: Boston Pee Party, Nibbles 'n' Pricks, 99 Problems, Brossiere
Location: 6394 Birchwood Street, San Diego CA 92120
Directions: 8 East to Waring Road, right on Orcutt St. right on Birchwood St. Park on street.
Run fee: 10.00
Trail type: A to A
On after: Pal Joey's, 5147 Waring Road
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes: Brossiere's pink short-shorts are everywhere. He proudly wears them to the supermarket, to the bank, to the beach, on vacation and on laundry day. Join him Friday night with your favorite pinkies as we run Allied Gardens for the millionth time this month.

DOG FRIENDLY NOTE: On-in is at a private residence. The run and on-in will be dog friendly, but please only bring your dogs that will be friendly to our poochies at home.

Iron Rule Hash Friday 29-Jun-2018 6:30pm Link
Hares: Finger In Your Rear, Goes Down Screaming, Chef DogFish
Location: Nobel Athletic Fields and Rec Center
Directions: 5 North/South to Nobel Drive. Go East. Left on Shoreline Drive. Right on Toscana Drive. Park near Gazebo at corner of Toscana Drive and Toscana Way.
Run fee: $8.00
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes: Come out and enjoy a beautiful summer run around UTC and the multiple canyon trails in the area. One trail with many shortcutting opportunities. Pleas bring chairs and a great sense of humor!! Wonderful food provided by "THE WORLD FAMOUS CHEF DOGFISH"

North County Hash Saturday 30-Jun-2018 10:00am Link
Rinse and Repeat, Run in the Sun
Hares: Cum Shui and Cums Overnight
Location: 11454 Blue Cypress Drive, San Diego 92131
Directions: Scripps Ranch Community Park. Approximately 1.5 miles east of the 15 freeway.
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Run fee: $6.00
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes

Half-Assed Hash Saturday 30-Jun-2018 1:00pm Link
Slippery When Wet
Hares: Starfish and Shocka
Location: Collier Neighborhood Park
*Greene Street and Soto in Ocean Beach*
2351 Soto St, San Diego, CA 92107
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Run fee: $6.00
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: On In only
Notes: It's time for Half Assed to go back to its roots and do a running trail. Did you know that when this hash was created it was a running hash that didn't go more then 3 miles? That's right folks we are going to be running. So bring your running shoes. There will be a section where you will have to swim and not 1 but 2 beer checks. Come out if you want to do a fun run with a light swim.

San Diego Hash Sunday 01-Jul-2018 10:00am Link
Hares: Penis Machinist, Ginger Snatch, and mystery hares.
Location: Montezuma Park 4915 Catoctin Dr. San Diego, CA 92115.
Directions: I8 to College Dr. College Dr. South to Montezuma Dr. Left on Montezuma Dr. Right on Catoctin Dr. The park will be on the left side.
Thomas Guide: 1270D2
Google Maps:
Run fee: $10
Trail type: A to A, drive to B
On after: Bolt Brewery 8179 Center St. LA Mesa, CA. 91942.
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes: Wow! It has been a while since SDH3 has went to College. So if you are not at the Campout cum join us in a nice Sunday Funday run. The run will have at least one special drink check at a virgin hash house!! It will have secret pass thrus, some shaggy and a lot of fun.

Stumblefoot Hash Thursday 05-Jul-2018 6:30pm Link
Stumbling Around Golden Hill
Hares: Rush Hour Rub Down, May I Please Juggle Your Balls?
Location: 1265 23rd St., San Diego, CA 92102
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Run fee: 4 (see notes below)
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes: Feeling a little shell-shocked after an explosive holiday party? Come shake off the red, white, and blue hangover with a boozy under 4-mile jaunt through Golden Hill!

We're starting and ending at a house, and the $4 run fee will get you some pre-lube beer, trail beer, on-in brew *AND* some food! Holy cow, what a deal for 4 bucks! There's pizza and burritos within a few minutes as well, if you're feeling a need for something else to fill your belly.

Trail will be dog friendly, On-In as well, but the normal caveat about minding your pups is in play, of course.