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Hash Songs
Here is a list of hash songs that you may have heard and may not.
It would be great to hear more hashers singing songs other than
"Him, Him, F*ck Him". (Note: I'm adding to this as I find
time or you can download the entire list from half-mind.com by clicking
here.)
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DON'T SAY NO
Oh my darling, don't say no,
Over the sofa you gotta go.
Up with your dress,
And down with your drawers,
You tickle mine,
And I'll tickle yours.
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HER LEFT TIT
Melody - My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean
Her left tit hangs down to her belly,
Her right tit hangs down to her knee.
If her left tit did equal her right tit,
She'd get lots of weenie from me.
Drink it down, down, down . . .
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HERE'S TO BROTHER HASHER
Melody - Ach, Du Lieber Augustin
Contributed by Zippy, Pike's Peak H4
Here's to brother (sister) hasher,
Bother hasher, brother hasher,
Here's to brother hasher,
May he chug-a-lug.
He's happy, he's jolly,
He's fucked up by golly,
Here's to brother hasher,
May he chug-a-lug.
So drink motherfucker,
Drink motherfucker,
Drink motherfucker,
Drink motherfucker,
Here's to brother hasher,
May he chug-a-lug.
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Harriette Song
Well, the wiggle of her ass could make a dead man cum,
And the nipples on her tits are as big as your thumb.
She's a mean motherfucker;
She's a great cock-sucker;
She'a a har-ri-ette!
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HIS ONE-SKIN
Melody - My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean
His one skin hangs down to his two skin,
His two skin hangs down to his three,
His three skin hangs down to his foreskin,
His foreskin hangs down to his knee.
Drink it down, down, down . . .
OPTIONAL VERSES:
Roll back, roll back,
Roll back his foreskin for him, for him.
Roll back, roll back,
Please roll back his foreskin for him.
His body lies over the ocean,
His body lies over the sea,
His father lies over his mother,
And that's how they created him.
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IT'S A SMALL DICK
Melody - It's a Small World
Contributed by Hazukashii
Well it isn't long and it isn't thick,
It gets hard too slow and it cums too quick,
It gets lost in her twat,
But it's all that he's got,
It's a small, small, dick.
It's a small dick after all,
It's a small dick after all,
Always limp from alcohol,
It's a small, small, dick!
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LEAVING ON A HASH RUN
Melody - Leaving on a Jet Plane
By Smoking Wiener, Rocket Shitty HHH
All my flours packed, I'm ready to go
I'm standing here outside your door
I hate to tank you up and say goodbye
But the trail is breakin', its early morn'
The hash is waiting, they're blowin' the horn
Already I'm so thirsty I could cry.
CHORUS:
So chase me and cheer for me
Tell me that you'll leer for me
Chase me like you really want me so
I'm leavin' on a hash run
I don't know when I'll be back again
Oh, beer, I hate to go.
There's so many times I've laid flour down
So many times I've screwed around
I tell you now, It's the best damned thing
Every place I hash, I think of you
Every down I do, I do for you
When I come back, I'll wear your cock ring.
Now the time has come to leave you
One more time let me frig you
Then close your eyes, I'll be on my way.
Dream about the hash to come
When I won't have to hash alone
About the times, I won't have to say, (chorus)
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LOVE ME TENDER
Melody - Love Me Tender
By Nipple Me Elmo
Love me tender, love me sweet
Wrap your lips around my meat
Watch me smile and watch me grin
As the cum rolls down, down, down, down, down etc . . .
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MEET THE HASHERS
Melody - Flintstones Theme
Hashers, meet the hashers,
They're the biggest drunks in history,
From the town of San Diego,
They're the leaders in debauchery.
Half minds, trailing shiggy through the years,
Watch them as they down a lot of beers,
Down down, down down down down,
Down down down down down down down down down,
Down down, down down down down,
Down down down down down down down down down.
Monday Is A Wanking Day
leader: Today is Monday!
all: Today is Monday!
leader: Monday is a wanking day! (wanking motion)
all: Monday is a wanking day! (wanking motion)
chorus:
leader: Is everybody happy?
all: You bet your ass we are!
all: (raise cups over heads and make one complete turn while humming)
da da dut da da, da da dut da da
leader: Today is Tuesday!
all: Today is Tuesday!
leader: Tuesday is a finger day! (fingering motion)
all: Tuesday is a finger day! (fingering motion)
leader: Monday is a wanking day! (wanking motion)
all: Monday is a wanking day! (wanking motion)
chorus
(now that you've got the idea, here are the rest of the days)
Wednesday is a hmmmm day! (stick tongue between 2nd & 3rd fingers)
Thursday is a drinking day! (raise glass in salute)
Friday is a fucking day! (humping motions, cheering, happiness)
Saturday is a hashing day! (running motions, cheering, happiness)day
of rest
Sunday is a hashing day (low key, almost quiet)
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Swing Low Sweet Chariot
Swing low, sweet chariot, comin' for to carry me home
Swing low, sweet chariot, comin' for to carry me home
I looked over Jordan and what did I see
Comin' for to carry me home
A band of angels comin' after me
Comin' for to carry me home
Swing low, sweet chariot, comin' for to carry me home
Swing low, sweet chariot, comin' for to carry me home
If you get there before I do
Comin' for to carry me home
Tell all my friends I'm comin' too
Comin' for to carry me home
Swing low, sweet chariot, comin' for to carry me home
Swing low, sweet chariot, comin' for to carry me home
I'm sometimes up and sometimes down
Comin' for to carry me home
But still my soul feels heavenly bound
Comin' for to carry me home
Swing low, sweet chariot, comin' for to carry me home
Swing low, sweet chariot, comin' for to carry me home
Hash Hymn Gesture Dictionary
All - Make wide sweeping gesture with hands outward.
Angels - Flap hands to side as though flying.
Band - Hold hands in front of you, cuffing the fingers and making
a gesture as though playing the slide of a trombone.
Be-four - hold up four fingers.
Carry - Put hands together in front and briskly swing them back
and forth as though cradling a baby.
Cumin' - Cuff hand and make a masterbation gesture. (Some hashers
mask the motion with slight of hand by first moving the other hand
behind their head and patting it a split seond before the masterbating
gesture, sometimes coughing at the same time).
Chariot - Shake both hands outward as though holding the reins and
make horse whinnying noises.
Doo - Put hands on hips and squat as though taking a crap.
Down - Put index and thumb together near crotch as if holding a
small penis then move the hand downward slightly and wiggle it briskly.
Four - Hold up four fingers.
Friends - Cuff fingers of left hand held outward in front, with
thumb and index finger forming a circle. Rapidly insert and withdraw
the index finger of the right hand into the circle in a universal
fornication gesture.
Home - Hold arms above your head, fingers extended and touching
together forming a 'roof' over your head.
I - Point to your eye with your index finger
I'm - Point to your chest with your index finger
Heavenly Bound - With hand holding foot, swing it into the air.
Jordon - (River Jordon, traditional) Move hands outward, then right
to left, wiggling fingers in a wave motion. (Michael Jordon, U.S.)
Make a basketball jump shot motion.
Looked - Shading eyes with hand and moving head back and forth as
if searching.
Me or My - Point to your chest with your index finger.
Over - Sweep hand from 'Looked' position outward.
See - Point index finger from 'I' position outward.
Sole - Point to bottom of shoe.
Still - (as in distiller) Make drinking gesture with hand, moving
head backward.
Sweet - Kiss 1st and 2nd finger and thumb together, throwing the
kiss outward.
Swing Low - Intertwine fingers forming a cradle and with arms down,
swing them back and forth.
Tell - Put back of hand to mouth, rapidly moving thumb with fingers
as in speaking gesture.
There - Point back over your shoulder with your index finger.
Two - Hold up two fingers.
Up - Cuff fingers in front as holding a long penis then move the
hand upward.
What - Hands out to side, palms up as in a question.
You - Point outward with index finger.
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THEY OUGHT TO BE PUBLICLY PISSED ON
Melody - My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean
They ought to be publicly pissed on,
They ought to be publicly shot,
They ought to be tied to a urinal,
And left there to fester and rot,
Drink it down, down, down . . .
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WHY WAS HE BORN SO BEAUTIFUL?
Melody - Itself
Why was he born so beautiful?
Why was he born at all?
He's no fuckin' use to anyone,
He's no bloody use at all.
They say he's a joy to his mother,
But he's a pain in the asshole to me,
He's fresh as a daisy,
He drives me crazy,
So drink it down, down, down . . .
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