The Search for Douche Canoe Hare(s): Snuffle Up My Ass
Address: 8900 Bushy Hill Dr
Directions: Park in the parking lot across from the campground exit at the SW corner of Bushy Hill and Father Junipero Serra Map Link:https://www.google.com/maps/place/Missio... Run Fee: 7 Trail type: A to A Dog friendly: Yes Notes: Long ago the pack took to Mission Trails park and we lost somebody very dear to us.
NOOO!!! I’m not talking about Toby – we found him already. Haven’t you been paying attention??
I mean it is time to renew the search for our favorite park ranger, Douche Canoe! Legend has it he roams the park in search of hashers and hariettes and steals their beer, moves their on-in, and – rumor is - stole Toby for a few days.
Luckily I found the shortest, flattest trail with the most beer to direct our search. On-on!