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Half-Assed Hash  About once a month.   Saturday, March 12, 2022 1:00pm
New Hash Smell run
Hare(s): Children of the Porn, Reverend Anal Rose and Magic Queendom.
Address: 4513 Georgia Street, 92116, CPA Palace!
Directions: Ask the orb. The orb knows all. All hail the orb.
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Run Fee: $3. What inflation? We're cheaper than Larrikins!
Pre-lube: Your breakfast table
Trail type: A to A
On after: Decided upon while we're all drunk enough to make really bad decisions
Dog friendly: Other (specified in Notes)
The current MMG has really outstayed their welcome. The only thing left for us to do is to hare a trail and hope you get too drunk to remember to light your torches and fetch the pitchforks. And so...

There will be the usual truncated trail you will only walk on because, if you ran, it would be over too soon and your r*cist ass would cry that you didn't get enough miles in. Shenanigans!

There will be 2 drink checks provided by your hares! Delicious beer and delicious something concocted directly from my kitchen. And we all know what "kitchen" is code for. Drinks!

There will be 2 more drink checks provided by your friendly neighborhood drink-slingers. Support your local community one bad decision at a time. Shots!!

There will be food at the end, which will be delicious but the details will be fuzzy after it slips down your throat, too late to protect you from the worst of your inebriation. Just like Prom night! Tasty Treats!

There will be the shaming of the old and the welcoming of the new. Fair warning, we have a nasty reputation for already being pretty shameless.

Mad props STILL go to CPA for allowing us to defile her place yet again for the festivities!! Please don't throw up on the rug. Again.

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