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Humpin Hash
Sunday, December 14, 2025 2:00pm
Heavy Metal Island of Misfits Xmas Bullshit...TBD
Hare(s): Broke Bed Mounting (legs), Scar Tissue (mouths), & Kids Meal (Beer Daddy)
Address: We will start at Presidio Park's back parking lot. We like to start in the back.
Directions: Figure it out.
Map Link: https://maps.app.goo.gl/aDEJPxmqFEwHudGS...
Run Fee: 10
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes:
Look, it's Xmas again. Gross.
But if we're gonna suffer through this holiday trash, we're doing it loud, drunk, and metal as fuck; Humpin style.
Bring a wrapped gift under $25. Hash swag encouraged. Dress like Xmas got curb-stomped by Heavy Metal. Or don't, I don't particularly give a shit.
Trail will be 3.5-6 miles, depending on how stupid you are and how much Broke Bed hates you. It's dog-friendly; so your ex might show up, but don't worry we'll have extra leashes for that ugly son of a bitch.
There will be warm drinks, hot food, hotter chicks, and San Diego's biggest dicks. If yours is average, run faster or bring a compensating gift.
Come rage, be merry against your will, and let's get this dumb holiday over with in the most chaotic way possible. Plus Scar Tissue is probably gonna be super extra so you might forget, briefly, how empty your heart is. Don't get used to it.
Xmas blah blah... come run. Bring a fuckin gift, be metal AF, blah blah.
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