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Humpin Hash
Sunday, August 23, 2026 2:00pm
When the Cat's Away, Wax will Play
Hare(s): Wax My Ass & Mystery Hare(s)?
Address: 1465 Paint Mountain Road, Escondido, CA 92029
Directions: From the SW, take Lone Jack Rd to Fortuna Ranch Rd to Canyon de Oro, turn right on Paint Mtn and LFP. From all other directions, find Elfin Forest Rd to Fortuna del Este, which turns into Canyon de Oro, turn left on Paint Mtn and LFP.
Map Link: https://www.google.com/maps/place/1465+P...
Run Fee: $10
Pre-lube: VEP (vanishing edge pool)
Trail type: A to A
On after: VEP (vanishing edge pool)
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes:
The cat, in this case the spouse, is also away, so the mouse, in this case Wax, will play by hosting an OLD TIME Humpin' Hash, which means we drink BEER, so bring your own fucking seltzer water if that's what you're into. Your $10 run fee is worth only $4.88 compared to what it was worth when Wax started hashing (1998), but trail will still be followed by a Wax-quality meal, so come out, renew some old friendships and traditions and beat the heat by hanging out in Wax's pool!
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