Hares: Kitty-Kitty, Pussy Pussy and the faithless elf, Rush Limp Bone
Location: 942 Passiflora Ave. Encinitas, CA 92024
Directions: I-5 to Leucadia Blvd. Go east about one mile to traffic light at Sidonia St. Make a U-turn and go back west one block to Passiflora. Turn right, 942 is the 6th house on the left.
Google Maps: https://www.google.com/maps/place/942+Passiflora+A...
Run fee: $8
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Trail only
Notes: Trail is dog friendly but NO DOGS at the On In
For over 25 years Kitty-Kitty and Pussy Pussy have hosted the NCH3 Christmas run.
A free Hash t-shirt (from Kitty-Kitty's seemingly bottomless supply) for all Hashers. Some new, but most gently used. Hash shirts from around the Hashing world. You will be expected to take your NCH3 Christmas gift t-shirt home with you.
Three wonderful trails. Followed by Stone IPA, wine and Champagne. Traditional Christmas feast with turkey and all the trimmings. This is not a pot luck run! Sorry, no dogs in the back yard.
Hares: Penis Machinist, OJ on the Run, Corney Bee, F'N Larry, and maybe a mystery Sagittarius or two.
Location: Pioneer Park, 1521 Washington Pl, San Diego CA 92103
Directions: follow your GPS.
Google Maps: https://maps.app.goo.gl/EBAC4JRW8E5dB5x87
Run fee: $10
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes: Cum out and enjoy a beautiful run with a few hills, shiggy, and urban shiggy. There will be several beer/ drink stops to keep you lubricated on the run and after. There will be Rum balls (a fan favorite), milk punch, and other libations. Best of all it is to celebrate all those Sagittarius birthdays out there. You do not want to miss this run and miss all the fun.
Location: 4831 Sorrento Valley Blvd, San Diego, CA 92121
Directions: Penasquitos Canyon West Entrance
Google Maps: https://maps.app.goo.gl/YqnswioVcjGkP4h4A
Run fee: 8
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes: Name of the trail:
Can Corny Bee makes you cum twice?
Fee: 8 bucks
Trail length: 4.5 miles
Dog friendly: yes
Live trail: yes
Can Corny Bee makes you cum twice?
Cum to find out, humpin has many hot Harriettes who likes hashers to cum multiple times (at least try) before they shit!
Corny bee is going to hare for SDH3 that morning and hare again for Humpin, so don't let her down. Clappin' cousin will set not 1,not 69, but 3 drink checks and a 4.69 miles easy and flat trail for everybody.
Unleash yourself and run like nobody is watching you to find the golden nectar!
One of the drink checks is going to be Hot Chocolate made by Corny bee, the On In has plenty of parking lot and picnic area. It's going to be cold weather, so bring warm clothes for the on in.
Hares: Jock Strap (Cindy) and Psycho (George)
Location: Casa de Psycho y Jockstrap
2283 Fuerte St, Oceanside
Directions: From I-5, exit SR78 at Jefferson St.
Google Maps: https://maps.app.goo.gl/zqqfLDzegCfM2H8x9
Run fee: $8 or membership
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes: Welcome after 5:15pm, run start 6:00, but flexible based on traffic. The fire pit will be on, additional heater, and the hot tub will be going. Behaved dogs welcome, but the gates will be open. Come help celebrate Cindy's birthday as she works her skills to prepare the house and dinner for the hash!
Hares: BattleTwats, Princess Pussy Sheets, BarnSexual
Location: Kensington Club
Google Maps: https://maps.app.goo.gl/yFzRP2B6sS8ezFy57
Run fee: $10 Suggested Donation
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes: Greetings half-mind and muggles, it is time once again to Tinsel your Tender Bits! The 8th Anal Toys for Twats is flaring up again just like the gift that keeps giving that it is. We are back at the Fabulous Ken Club for an event themed patch and a night of Drinks, Debauchery, and Sex Toys, FOR THE KIDS! Trail and On-In will be walker, cock-stume, and animal friendly so dress your best and bring unwrapped toys or stacks of cash for the Marine Corps Toys for Tots Foundation and a chance to win outrageous raffle prizes, followed by the always popular auction. On-In is cash only, so plan accordingly. Donations can be made using CashApp to $toysfortwatsCLH3 If you cannot attend the event but still want to participate, make a Cash app donation of at least $10 and email toysfortwatsclh3@gmail.com and I will mail you this year's event patch!
On On
Hares: Sandbox, Ginger Snatch, Maui Waui
Location: 10379 Santana St, Santee, 92071
Directions: Take Mast Blvd off the 52 to Santana St (unless you can find a quicker option)
Google Maps: https://maps.app.goo.gl/m5a4rtbQeBvyNDME6?g_st=i
Run fee: $10
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Other (see Notes)
Notes: Lets all get into the holiday spirit this year by coming out to the 14th Anal Tacky Light Tour with the lovely Mission Harriettes! This year we've decided to check out the "tacky lights" in Santee. Ginger will be cooking up some delicious warm soup, Maui will have her infamous spiked hot chocolate and other luscious beverages at the B-check and Sandbox is offering up her lovely backyard for the on-in festivities.
Wear your tackiest Christmas outfit & you just might win a prize!
Hares: Village Tool, Swallows, E.D. and Team DBH3
Location: Valle Verde Park
Corner of Valle Verde Road and Espola, Poway
Directions: Take #15 to Rancho Bernardo Road exit, head east to Valle Verde Road, turn left and park is on the left.
Thomas Guide: Smartphone
Google Maps: https://www.google.com/maps/search/?api=1&query=Va...
Run fee: $8
Trail type: A to A
On after: Second Chance Replacement or Baby Shower (with gift)
Dog friendly: Trail only
Notes: With the baby due only two months away, will Tool stop running? This could be his last time being able to lay a trail live. Then again, he could do what we've all read about once or twice and go the pyrotechnic route, and start San Diego's next wildfire.
Eagle over 6
Turkey under 4
Walker short
This is a hash with a trail, and then an optional on after of the baby shower.
The Baby Shower follows the hash just a few blocks away. Everyone is welcome, but a baby gift is required for entry. If you cannot make the hash, but still want to go to the baby shower, you can. Just show up at 1PM with a baby shower gift. Elisa Melster (I Like to Swallow) is registered at Amazon and Target
Hares: M.C. Pee Pants
Location: Bird Park
28th St & Upas St.
San Diego, CA 92104
Directions: When you arrive, look for the gaggle of hashers with gifts for the White Elephant gift exchange
Google Maps: https://maps.app.goo.gl/TK8uRRGYYLgt6EUq5?g_st=ic
Run fee: Bring a wrapped gift to exchange; suggested value $15
Trail type: Other (see Notes)
On after: Option to join North Park Republic for a pay-as-you-go romp starting at Thorn brewery. See NPRH3 runstart for details.
Dog friendly: Other (see Notes)
Notes: *THIS IS NOT A TRAIL* This is a social opportunity for those in the area that want to cum out for a White Elephant gift exchange.*
Bring a wrapped gift to exchange; suggested value $15. You're also welcome to simply hang out without participating in the gift exchange.
***Please mask up or sit the event out if sniffling, coughing or have any cold or flu like symptoms since some folks got sick after going to this last year.***
BYO brunch: drinks, snacks, and chairs for the park; ID and form of payment for bar purchase at on-after if joining that.
Check back closer to the date to see if location has changed to someone's home if they have volunteered to host.
Pack-friendly doggos welcome (park only, do not recommend if following with NPRH3 trail), kiddos, or muggles/mortals at your own discretion/responsibility: hash songs may be sung, safety/boob/package checks may occur etc.
White Elephant rules explained: https://www.whiteelephantrules.com/
Details subject to change so please check back closer to the event.
Hares: Restroom Roulette and My Little Pony Keg
Location: Thorn St. Brewery
3176 Thorn St
San Diego, CA 92104
Directions: Put the above address into Lyft or Uber and have them drive you. You will get drunk.
Google Maps: https://maps.app.goo.gl/Xyfqkuo2vhdhKQUZ9
Run fee: No run fee! You pay for what you drink as you go!
Trail type: A to B
Dog friendly: No
Notes: 'Twas noon on a Saturday, and all through North Park
Hashers were chugging with glee and yelling Last Mark
There's so much to drink, many breweries to go
How many will you visit, before your cheeks glow?
It's a miracle on 30th Street, festive hashers all about
Tweleve breweries on tap, before we pass out
Be Naughty or Nice, we give not a care
But if you want great beer, just follow your hare
On Hipsters, on Homeless, on Methheads galore!
On-Out to the next place, they're starting to pour.
We are planning to do 12 BAR CHECKS. Wear your most festive attire, holiday onesies are highly encouraged.
Yes, that sounds like LOTS of beer but the vast majority of places will have HALF POURS and TASTERS.
We will update people with a list of the smaller pour sizes they can get.
Please carpool/take a ride share. DO NOT DRINK AND DRIVE.
We've listed this as not dog-friendly because you will be drinking ALL DAY and will likely barely be responsible enough to get yourself home.
Hares: High Beams and Shocka By Proxy
Location: Cheba Hut
4800 Art St
San Diego, CA 92115
Google Maps: https://maps.app.goo.gl/fKzzFdqWPFu9cmyi9
Run fee: $5, CashApp $CLH3Cash
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes: If you haven't already, dust off your ugly sweater and join us for a fun run around the college area. We'll have warm drinks on trail for you. Delicious food and drinks at the On In. Trail will be around 3 miles with possibly 3 beer check... what the hell, it's the holidaze and we are feeling generous!