Hares: El Tecolote, Cums and Goes, Goes Down Screaming, Cum Shui, Irish Guilt
Location: Marcy Park, University City area (a.k.a. La Jolla East). 5504 Stresemann St., SD, 92122.
Directions: Near the west end of Highway 52, take Regents Rd. north, left on Pennant Way, left on Stresemann St.
Google Maps: https://www.google.com/maps/place/Marcy+Park/@32.8...
Run fee: 8
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes: Great running trails with a cool breeze and shade trees near the coast. Special eats from GDS, CS, and IG. Turkey trail about 4.5-ish; Eagle trail about 6.15-ish; Walker trail approximately 3.5-ish. Beer check for all. Super Eagle has been deleted; great trail but see El Tec's socks to know why.
Walker trail dog friendly; Turkey/Eagle not so much. Leashes required in park. Water available at beer check.
Hares: Pop Rocks & Glitter Tits
Location: San Dieguito County Park
1628 Lomas Santa Fe Dr, Del Mar, CA 92014
Directions: We will be South West of the South Playground and the Baseball Field.
Google Maps: https://www.google.com/maps/place/32%C2%B059'48.2%...
Run fee: 10
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes: We are keeping Humpin cool by staying as west as we can! Let's celebrate National Tree Day by running and drinking around trees and shrubs and shit! It's another Pop Rocks adventure so you know trail will be as short as he is and the hills will be as flat as Glitter. There will be glorious food. Cum enjoy the show!
Hares: Incumming Larrikins GMs
Location: ???
Google Maps: https://maps.app.goo.gl/6EJjiinBoip2WNRF6
Run fee: $5
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Other (see Notes)
Notes: This trail will be hared by the incumming suckers, I mean GMs, after they have been erected at campout. Trail location and details are TBD by them. But plan to come out and welcome them and the rest of their new mismanagement group.
Hares: Corgibear and Princess No Shiggity (food hare)
Location: Bill Cleator Park
Google Maps: https://maps.app.goo.gl/iocnJhwohBxMjpLf7
Run fee: $10
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes: It's here! The best day of the year! It's National Boobie Day and International Beer Day. What could be better than my two favorite things being celebrated on the same day?? Maybe a pack of hashers and harriettes celebrating with me through the wilds of OB?
Much like caressing your favorite titty, trail will be familiar but just as enjoyable.
Hares: Possession of Swollen Goods
Location: 7549 Sitio Conejo, Carlsbad, CA 92009
Directions: google maps might help.
Google Maps: https://maps.app.goo.gl/rM2Ee7rud8s3GWECA?g_st=i
Run fee: $10
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes: Trail is 4 to 5 miles. 95% shiggy. Life is too short for pavement. The views are fantastic. There will be beer/seltzer checks- Wooo! Bring your own water for trail if you're into that unholy beverage. This is not a stroller friendly trail, and it ain't flat like your first girlfriend.
Hares: SFL and Leos!!!
Location: 2221 Morena Blvd., San Diego, CA
Google Maps: https://www.google.com/maps/search/?api=1&query=22...
Run fee: 5
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: No
Notes: Cum celebrate SFL's 10th Analversary of her naming and 40th Bday. Anal Rose rescinded the throne to this tiny but mighty Harriette and any other leos that are down to herd the pack. Dress in your favorite 80s attire, there will be pudding shots, more drinks than miles, and very little walking or running. There won't be planes or automobiles but maybe...something else.
Hares: Rump Ranger, just Tim....the brother, Ass Transit, Two Fisted Hose Master, Rod Wad, See Fuck Run & Others
Location: The Village Pub
Carlsbad, California
Google Maps: https://maps.app.goo.gl/W8Av2fGhT9rgtza47
Run fee: TBD
Trail type: A to A prime
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes: Join us for his last Hash!
Cum and say goodbye to "Shut Up And Swallow Bitch".....aka Swallows
More info to follow