Hares: Penis Machinist, Throws up Stay Up, Nibbles and Pricks, When Pigs fly
Location: Mission Trails Clairemont Mesa Trailhead.
Directions: From I15 take Clairemont Mesa Drive East to the end of the road.
Thomas Guide: 1250B1
Google Maps: https://maps.app.goo.gl/j3v6DButjvXtofYa6
Run fee: $10
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes: Cum out a run/hike thru Mission Trails. The weather is supposed to be cooler that normal! We may have some hills, both up and down. We might even have some flat terrain. The trail should be cleaver enough to keep the experienced guessing and the newbys entertained. Be sure to bring water for you and the pups should you bring them. Food should be excellent as Nibbles is a great hash chef.
Hares: 3BQ, Scar Tissue
Location: 2750 Dewey Rd #104, San Diego, CA 92106
Directions: Field across street from Cucina 35 in Liberty Station
Google Maps: https://www.google.com/maps/place/Cocina+35+Brunch...
Run fee: $3
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes: Cum spend Labor Day at the Volleyball Hash. Drink, set , SPIKE!
Hares: Outback and Didgeridoo-Me
Location: Rancho Bernardo Dog Park - 18448 W Bernardo Dr, San Diego, CA 92127
Google Maps: https://maps.app.goo.gl/27tfcV23bnKDkkxM7?g_st=ic
Run fee: $8 or membership
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes: See summer out with a Labor Day stroll around the non-existent Lake Hodges. We will be near the parking lot along west Bernardo - just south of the dog park.
Eagle 5 ish miles
Turkeys 4ish miles
Walkers choose your own adventure
Hares: Wheres my baseball (...said with a lisp) & Battle Twats
Location: Deano's Pub
5286 Baltimore Dr, La Mesa, CA 91942
Google Maps: https://maps.app.goo.gl/7McWZve9RvRff9jr6
Run fee: $5
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes: Cum one, cum all to baseballs ball
Beware the virgin hare
She's short, spry and fair
But don't despair, Lord of twats will be there
To reign in the hare
A Turkey eagle split will be there
Eagles who dare look to the air for the extra fare
Turkeys don't despair we do still care, proceed to my lair
Where the maidens are fair with their boobs in the air
And everyone declares laizze le faire!
Hares: Four on the Floor, SoSo and Innuendo
Location: 1872 Rosencrans Street, San Diego CA, 92106
Google Maps: https://maps.app.goo.gl/9EXPsfvQMCv7q9p17?g_st=ic
Run fee: 5
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes: Join Four, SoSo & Innuendo on Tuesday, Sept. 8 for a Pub Hash run out of The Good Bar in Point Loma!
We've got:
🏃 Trail
🍺 Beer
🥵 Unnecessary sweating
🧠 SEPTEMBER TRIVIA
🤡 Three hares with entirely too much confidence
The calendar may be trying to sell you pumpkins and sweaters, but San Diego has other plans. So come run, drink, and find out whether you actually know anything about the ninth month of the year.
Study up on September holidays, history, birthdays, music, weird facts and whatever obscure nonsense we decide to throw at you.
Bring water. Bring a sense of humor. Bring that one friend who confidently gives wrong trivia answers.
ON-ON! 🍻
Hares: Special Guests, Rub My Buns, and his little dog inu
Location: San Carlos Rec Center - Baseball parking lot
Directions: 6471 Lake Badin Ave. Get there via Cowles Mountain Blvd to Beaver Lake to Lake Badin
Google Maps: https://www.google.com/maps/place/6417+Lake+Badin+...
Run fee: 10
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes: There will be streets. There will be trail. There will be ups. There will be downs. There will be down downs At the tippy top, there will be honors to those lost that day, AND because of that day. Bring cranium lights, walking sticks, and sumo suit if you're feelin a lil trippy.
Hares: Snow Plow, Ratatouille, Mad Dog, Big Foot
Location: La Jolla Bike Path by the intersection of Dowling Dr and Vincente Way, La Jolla, 92037
Directions: Park along Dowling Dr and Vincente Way
Google Maps: https://maps.app.goo.gl/8UB3nfJvyX97JZTA7
Run fee: 8
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes: We've called La Jolla home for 15 years and it looks like we will be moving. Come enjoy the beautiful views, the ocean breeze, and of course many fresh Bulgarian Vegetarian dishes.
Hares: Jacuzzi Douche Me & Penis Noir
Location: Encinitas Community Park
425 Santa Fe Dr. Encinitas, CA
Directions: Meet East of the Skate Park
Google Maps: https://maps.app.goo.gl/JL6eYCv6bgqVXzVc7
Run fee: 10
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes: We're back! It's the almost annual Bikini Run! This means everyone, Hashers and Hariettes alike will be rocking Bikinis! If you don't have one, Jacuzzi has so many great tops to share. Get ready for some sun, sand, beer and hot bods! Trail 4 miles. You don't want to miss this!
Hares: D-Cup and Nymphomaniacal
Location: 2227 Commonwealth Ave
San Diego, CA
92104
Directions: Get to the intersection of Juniper and Commonwealth in Kenny killing South Park and march your beerhole about half a block Southward.
Thomas Guide: What's a Thomas Brother? Asking for a friend.
Google Maps: https://www.google.com/maps/place/2227+Commonwealt...
Run fee: 10
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Trail only
Notes: Cum to Casa Dee-manical for the Mission Harriettes Hash as Team Dee-manical culturally misappropriates Mexican Independence Day. Feel free to wear something Green, White or Red or a combination thereof, you pinche Hashers!
Also, September 16th is Collect Rocks Day for any Rock (hard) Hounds out there. Pet rock prizes will be awarded to the pack, since D-Cup has repeatedly asked me what am I going to do with all those tumbled rocks.
We'll have at least one beer check and gringoized Mexican food at the On-In. D-Cup assures there will be something vegetarian to eat, while Nymphomaniacal states that Guacomole is vegetarian, if not an actual vegetable.
Mutts will be able to run trail, as there isn't anything too tough for Canis familiaris around here. However, no Perros at the On-In please.
Hares: Four on the Floor & Strap On Strap off
Location: Sidecar
1310 Morena Blvd, San Diego, CA, United States, 92110
Google Maps: https://maps.app.goo.gl/Qh6MooV1FmU1AKJH9
Run fee: $5 (Cash Only Please)
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes: Born from our love of the old Full Moon Hash and our inability to let a good kennel die quietly.
San Diego's Full Moon Hash has been a thing for a long damn time, over 40 years this last March, and like a lot of you, we've been sad to watch it slowly fade away. Months ago, Four and SoSo offered to take over the kennel and get Full Moon running regularly again. We were told no, there were other interested in front of us.
Fair enough.
We waited. We hoped somebody would breathe some life back into it. But alas 9 months into 2026 and still no Full Moon H3. But we love the idea of a moonlight hash too much to just sit around and watch it disappear.
So instead of taking over Full Moon, we're starting something new.
Welcome to the Once in a Blue Moon Hash.
The concept is simple: we hash when the moon, the calendar, and our thirst for beer align. We'll generally orbit the full moon schedule, and while we're not handcuffing ourselves to it, it will be on a Thursday near the full moon. Sometimes it'll be on the full moon. Sometimes close to it. Sometimes the hares will look at the calendar and say, "Yeah, fuck it, that works."
In other words: Once in a Blue Moon.
🌕 Trails under the moon
🍺 Beer and bad decisions
🐇 Hares who want to howl at the moon
💵 $5 doll hairs - CASH ONLY
📍 San Diego
This isn't about killing another kennel or pretending Full Moon never existed. Quite the opposite. We loved what Full Moon was, and we don't want that kind of hash to disappear from San Diego. We just want to actually run trails, drink beer, howl at the moon, and have some fucking fun.
The moon is blue. The beer is cold. The trail will definitely have a run/walker split, so all can enjoy trail.
Check out the Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/groups/1057625463842834