Hares: o'limp-dick gold
Location: Pure Project North Park, 2867 El Cajon Blvd, San Diego, CA 92104
Google Maps: https://maps.app.goo.gl/czbg6bvJS77FQwEd8
Run fee: $Free
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes: 4/20 is over, so come HIGH five your friends while we drink our way through the delicious north park neighborhood. NPR is buy your own dranks as we go, but I promise to take you to some enticing options.
I can add a runner's loop for those of you who may actually want to sweat off the beers.
Hares: Midgets & Neighboring Harriettes
Location: Civita Park in Mission Valley
Directions: Parking details TBD, will update after scouting one more time.
Google Maps: https://maps.app.goo.gl/WP793af7rvPC7CRx8
Run fee: 10
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes: Central location, birthday cake, a good chance of a champagne check, and at least one, if not two dog parks! TBD length (3ish at the most) and great nighttime views. Don't forget cranium lamps.
Hares: 99 problems
Location: 2750 Dewey rd
Google Maps: https://maps.app.goo.gl/igxo5j2tHiqmUQma6?g_st=i
Run fee: 3$ or 30$ for the season
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes: Volleyball at liberty station. We play across the street from the old soda and swine (now called Cucina 35)Left of the cannons/Bathrooms. It's BYOB and chair. 3$ fee.
Hares: TunaBus
Location: Casa de Tuna
4996 Arroyo Lindo Ave
San Diego, CA 92117
Directions: Follow Google. Look for screaming hashers.
Google Maps: https://maps.app.goo.gl/cRv7wYAVoxGhFNNo7
Run fee: $10 (cheap!)
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes: Unicorns, centaurs, beer-drinking gnomes-bring the chaos. Come find the ho's in Bay Ho. Trail 3.69 to 4.69 miles. 69 any way you look at it. Delicious ArgenTuna food.
Hares: Chicken Cox, Outback, Therapussy, Didgeridoo-Me
Location: A: El Arroyo Picnic Area - Kit Carson Park - Castaneda Dr - Escondido (look for the snake)
B: 1985 Sunset Drive Escondido 92025
Google Maps: https://www.google.com/maps/place/El+Arroyo+Picnic...
Run fee: $8 cash only
Trail type: A to A, drive to B
Dog friendly: Trail only
Notes: On April 25, 1915 the Brits sent Australian soldiers to the wrong beach in Turkey. To say it ended badly would be an understatement. The Aussies and Poms have had a friendly, but contentious relationship since. Come and see who sets the best trail and provides the best beer checks and tucker.
Hares: Princess Pissy Sheets, Fingerbang An Orangutan, Restroom Roulette
Location: SRO Lounge
1807 Fifth Ave
San Diego, CA 92101
Google Maps: https://goo.gl/maps/24nWzYb1jYEEEELPA
Run fee: $6
Trail type: A to B
Dog friendly: No
Notes: Come on out to celebrate the sloppiest Larrikins' trail of the year: The Big Lebowski Shitshow! All you half minds will find out what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass! We will once again be honoring the Dude with a nice easy run over some (Jeff) bridges. Costume tributes are highly encouraged. Robes, bowling shirts, old army jackets from 'Nam, Nihilist apparel, purple jumpsuits, rugs, etc. The run fee is an extra dollar to help cover the infamous dueling White Ruzzian checks. Dueling checks?! Yup. Two beverage checks, Donny. You get to vote on whose was better. Leave your marmots at home for this one. If you don't like it, well, that's just like, your opinion, man. Trail will start at the original On-In from over 10 years ago, SRO Lounge, and end at a different location with bowling! There will be a B van to haul your crap to the end. Please designate a driver or otherwise make plans to get home safely. The pack abides.
Hares: Fluff, Micro, PM, My Nipples Can See Russia & Jag Off
Location: Root St & Gowdy Ave
Google Maps: https://maps.app.goo.gl/CkUfnViKJch5S7Z98
Run fee: 10 Credits
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: No
Notes: Get your Star Wars Cosplay ready for a costume friendly trail. (for you over archivers, we will have a runner trail too) Bring some cash on trial because we will be stopping in at Mos Eisley's Cantina. Bring your Princess Leia slave girl bikini for the pool side ending!
Hares: SFL & Ain't Nuthin But a Horndog
Location: 2495 San Diego Ave, San Diego, CA 92110
Directions: Recommend parking at the Old Town Trolley Station and then walking over to Old Town Saloon if driving, but highly recommend you UBER or LYFT.
Google Maps: https://maps.app.goo.gl/KtZM9fNAzuPnRvUv9
Run fee: 5
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: No
Notes: Start your engines, bimbos and wankers! We're celebrating National NASCAR Day by picking up our feet and hopping onto the trolley/ferry. Trail will be less miles by foot with plenty of drink checks to get your liver running full throttle. Costumes encouraged...dress as your favorite driver, checkered flag, race car, or as a fan - mullets/cut off jean shorts/vests/trucker hats. Cum out for the greatest half assed spectacle in hashing!
Hares: Ain't Nuthin' but a Horn Dog , Dingleberry &Cum Shui
Location: Aero Club
3365 India St
Directions: Back patio area - limited parking so don't drive!
Google Maps: https://maps.app.goo.gl/F4WCcREsUdYnjcwc8?g_st=com...
Run fee: 5
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Trail only
Notes: This is the final and best trail of GET A LIFE WEEK SD!
We are celebrating all the hashers born in '69 ! 69ers run free!
There will be a jersey for purchase. Keep an eye out on FB to pre order. Wear your best orange outfit and let's light up Mission Hills!
Hares: ManAids & Horn Dog
Location: Pretzels & Pints
3812 Ray St
San Diego, CA 92104
Google Maps: https://maps.app.goo.gl/cPbbiF6sbrMqdMDt6
Run fee: $0
Trail type: A to A prime
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes: Cum one and cum all to the first Half-Assed / North Park Republic / Hashers Not Trashers collaboration trail. Cost is $0 because it's pay as you go.
What better kennels to combine walking, drinking and beautifying the North Park neighborhood?!
Dog friendly and all the bars will be rather close to each other for that A to A prime.
Horn Dog has some trash grabbers but bring some of your own if you have them (Harbor Freight??)! Trash bags and latex gloves are provided. Recommend some Hand Sani, sun block, and well-conditioned livers.
On On!