Hares: 99
Location: 2750 Dewey Rd
San Diego, CA
Google Maps: https://maps.app.goo.gl/vnNT9cEmSsMbjLYh9?g_st=ic
Run fee: 3 doll hairs
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes: Volleyball at liberty station. We play across the street from the old soda and swine (now called Cucina 35)Left of the cannons/Bathrooms. It's BYOB and chair. 3$ fee.
Hares: Brown Eye, Abercrombie and Bitch, Just Silly
Location: Ocean Air Community Park and Recreation Center
4770 Fairport Way, San Diego, CA 92130
Directions: First Gayzebo once you come in
Google Maps: https://maps.app.goo.gl/Cbo82HBzL7tRRCyN9
Run fee: 10
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes: Join this special festive Passover romp as we search for the Holy Land. Expect one drink check for all, a special passover shot, delicious food aplenty, shiggy gaylore, and the golden nectar from God.
Turkey: 4ish
Eagle: 5ish
Hares: Jacuzzi Douche Me, Penis Noir, Potty All the Time, Bayou Butt Slut, Spanky the South Side Muppet, Dolly Barter
Location: Las Verdes Park
1390 Paseo De Las Verdes, Encinitas
Directions: Grassy area on the right of Paseo De Las Verdes
Google Maps: https://www.google.com/maps/search/?api=1&query=La...
Run fee: $8
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes: We love MILFs! If you are a MILF, or just like MILFs, cum out an join us for a beautiful r*n in Encinitas! There will be a eagle, turkey and walker/stroller friendly trail - something for everyone. Your food hares have big dreams, so get excited. Oh, and we promise cute kids at the Beer Checks!
Hares: C.O.P
Location: 3176 Thorn St
San Diego, CA 92104
Directions: Google it
Run fee: $3
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes: Come out for a fun run through Northpark / Southpark. There will be drinks, there will be shiggy, and there will be drinks! As always, 3 miles or less and did I mention drinks?
Hares: Fkn Ready
Location: Corner of Kendall and Law Street in Pacific Beach - "1800 Law Street".
Directions: Take 5 to Pacific Beach and head West to Lamont St. Take Lamont north, to Law Street making a left on Law. Additional parking can be found on Lamont at Kate Sessions park if a spot cannot be found.
Google Maps: https://maps.app.goo.gl/r7AWkr1bFzX2WZqg8
Run fee: $10
Trail type: A to A prime
Dog friendly: Trail only
Notes: Turkey and Eagle options available (2 T/E splits). All hashers recommended to wear gaiters (It has been a wet spring - and there are a lot of fox-tails on trail).
Trail is NOT stroller friendly. Eagle option involves negotiating a fence. Turkey trail about 3 miles, Eagle is 5+ if you take both Eagle splits.
Dogs allowed at end but MUST be on leash. I have treated the backyard with weedkiller and I don't suggest dog's be loose and injest any).
Hares: Possession of Swollen Goods
Location: Del Dios Community Park
20175 Lake Dr, Escondido, CA 92029
Directions: If you see a 20 foot wooden dragon, you are in the right place.
Google Maps: https://maps.app.goo.gl/oWyLMfroeVdoQtK39?g_st=i
Run fee: $8
Trail type: A to A
On after: Primos Mexican Food & Cantina
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes: Trail is 4 to 5 miles. 95% shiggy. Life is too short for pavement. The views are fantastic. There will be three beer checks- Wooo! Bring a change of shoes. This is not a stroller friendly trail although there is a long scenic stroller friendly path there. Lastly, bring a chair or two as there are not many picnic tables around.
Hares: BattleTwats, Deep Space, Shanghai, and Throws Up Stays Up
Location: JT's Tavern
5821 Mission Gorge Rd
San Diego, CA 92120
Google Maps: https://maps.app.goo.gl/bKib66SAT4m7ZiYt9
Run fee: $5.00
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes: Since your illustrious hare team of the Mighty Drunks have failed to make the NHL playoffs for the 69th season in a row, come out and hit this icy trail ready to play some sloshpuck. Don't forget to wear your favorite team's swag.
Hares: Flying Starfish, Restroom Roulette and Gimmie 3 Squirts
Location: Number 1 on 5th
Google Maps: https://www.google.com/maps/search/?api=1&query=Fi...
Run fee: $5
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes: The most fabulous hash in heels is back! Like the divas we are, your hares will be laying you a saucy, fierce and easy trail through Heelcrest. Drinks will be plentiful. Competition will be fierce (Catwalk anyone)! This is not to be missed. Get out your highest of heels and prepare to strut your stuff!!!
Hares: Upright and Kilt Whisperer
Location: The Tilted Stick
Directions: Ocean Beach. Corner of Bacon and Voltaire.
Google Maps: https://www.google.com/maps/place/The+Tilted+Stick...
Run fee: 5
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes: Upright and Kilty have been ordered to hare by a very stern Orangutang. He told us, "the only time you cum to Larrikins is when you hare!"
So with that said, cum out to the virgin territory of OB.
There will be a trail, there will be alcohol, there will be a boob.
The Tilted Stick has great bar food, there's also Mexican food across the street, with many other options nearby.
Dog friendly on-in. Probably a drink special or two.
On-On!
Hares: Broke Bed Mounting, What's His Name, Fluff Boy
Location: Stagecoach Trails RV Resort
7878 Great Southern Overland Stage Route
Julian, CA 92036
Google Maps: https://maps.app.goo.gl/2k46mncmxmsRdaxY9
Run fee: $10
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes: If you're not at The PCT Campout then no trail for you on this date. That's right SDH3 is running the Friday night trail out of the campground for the campout.
A simple short run to get you ready for the hike the next day. 3 miles, 1 beer check so we can get back to drinking/eating at the campground.
Broke Bed Mounting - trail
What's His Name - beer check
Fluff Boy - food
On-On!